#smooth as

[librebananr]

1?

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?No way! Hahahah omg it was my aunty

[miniiredd]

I am smooth af I borrowed my dad’s card to get The 1975 tickets, cause my card isnt one of the ones that can be used online, and when i told him about that i used it to slip in that he’d be getting his money for the Olly Murs tickets (which i may have forgotten to tell him at the time) He was like “olly murs? I didnt know you were seeing him, I was like yeah i told you remember and he was all ‘you did?”, I said yeah ages ago now and he goes “oh i must have forgotten”.... Old age coming in handy haha

[paladinofmoonlight]

i lost my number can I have yours

i lost mine too soz

[highenoughtoseethesea]

Photo: Anastasia Petukhova

[everlarkedalways]

[monhell-got-yeeted]

[ask-the-jade-bard]

そのあなたの神ああ。[Oh god its you.]

CRONUS: vwell vwell vwell - if it isnt little miss bifurcation vwith regards to the colors red and blue in specific as a reference to her psionic abilities or something to that effect.

CRONUS: in hindsight i could havwe shortened that nickname, but lets just call it a vwork in progress, shall vwe. 

CRONUS: so tell me, swveetheart. howvs the little honeyblood that could doing as of late?