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[andrastesdirtysocks]

Smutquisition 2024 Fic Recs!

Oh, Grey Warden, What Have You Done (Carver/Original Grey Warden Characters, 15.3k) summary: Life isn't so terrible when you're fighting and fucking. Right? Carver breaks hearts and leaves people walking funny. Maybe breaks and makes his own heart too.

make your good love known to me (Anders/Oghren, 4.3k) summary: Oghren is obnoxious and obvious with his interest in women. With men, he gets quiet. Nathaniel and Anders wondered if once he finally slept with a man he would step up his game or not. Neither was sure which would be preferable.

a kiss may be grand (Carver/Merril, 4K) summary: When the cat's away and whatnot. (Rec note: fully consensual sex pollen)

And of course, I need to recommend the fic I got in the exchange. My dears, Cullen/Krem tag finally got a new fic! :D

Rainwater (Cullen/Krem, 1.2k) tags: First Time, Boys Kissing, Frottage, Hand Jobs

[storybookhawke]

“Relax, love, and let me show you what I can do when I take it slow.”

My entry for the Nobody Expects the Smutquisition Dragon Age Exchange 2022, for @un-shit-yourself who requested handers.

Uncensored Version: on AO3 and on Twitter

[hollyand-writes]

The final piece from the Dragon Age Smutquisition Exchange 2022 that I am sharing with all of you: the smutty art my husband drew for @potatowitch for his @dasmutquisition assignment! 🍵  

Here is a safe-for-Tumblr version of his Anders/Tentacles piece, “Self-saucing soup”, in which Anders eagerly sings for his supper as an accidentally-added ingredient causes his soup to thicken a little too much... before coming alive, and deciding that it needs more “cream”. 

Sorry about how late I’m posting this – my husband doesn’t have a Tumblr presence, and has only just sent me this SFW(ish) version of his artwork to upload onto this website. The full version can be viewed on AO3 here, minus the addition of a well-placed tentacle. 🦑 

[sidhelives]

Hey guys 🙃

So I participated in @dasmutquisition again this year! (Yay!). I had originally intended to top my 3 fics from last year, but that didn't happen. (Boo!)

I'ma be honest y'all, this year has been some shit. My roommate brought home a puppy the day after Valentine's and I've been put in charge of him while she works and I've been... coping with that. There's been a lot of crying and it has had a tremendous effect on my ability to be creative and productive.

Things are getting better now but it has been rough.

I WROTE SOME HAWKE/VARRIC SMUT THO, SO THAT'S COOL.

I'm pretty proud of this fic, written for @the-dreadful-canine and I hope y'all enjoy it as well:

What Lies After the Abyss

Female Hawke/Varric Tethras

Extremely NSFW

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[kunstpause-archive]

Author Reveals

The @dasmutquisition​ comes to a close and now that the authors have been revealed I can say what I wrote in the past month. It has been loads of fund and I am looking forward to next year.

Please mind the tags on ao3, these are all E-rated and none of them in a vanilla way, so make sure its something you really want to read.

Here the three stories I added to the collection:

Bad Ideas (and their more fortunate outcomes)

F!Hawke/Arishok || E || 7629 words

Hawke knows she has a tendency for saying what's on her mind without thinking it through. Mostly she would say it is part of her charm. But every once in a while it comes back to bite her. Sometimes literally.

Nighttime Diplomacy

f!Cadash/Alistair || E || 3087 words

Malika Cadash is many things: a skilled smugger, an unforeseen leader, and a great appreciator of a good feast. What she isn’t, though, is a patient diplomat, no matter how hard she tries. Luckily, a nightly encounter with the King turns out to be much less formal than she feared.

A Royal Mess

f!Aeducan/Dwyn || E || 4495 words

Sereda Aeducan is desperate as she offers Dwyn everything he wants in exchange for his help. When he comes to collect, she knows she is in for a rough night. What she doesn't know though, is that it leads to something wholly unexpected. 

[barbex]

Reveals!

I wrote three things for @dasmutquisition​. I struggled so much! I don’t know why the smut was fighting me so but it did. 

All these fics are rated E of course, we are the Smutquisiton after all.

Not On The Run  Hawke is the solid wall behind his back, the one he can always trust. It could have been more, but neither ever make a move. But then a familiar voice calls out to Varric in Skyhold.

(M/M, No Archive Warnings Apply, Male Hawke/Varric Tethras, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers, Hand Jobs, Frottage)

This is my main assignment for @synthdicks. We matched on other things but I couldn’t resist this pairing, especially because he gave such good prompts and those got my brain working. Here I struggled with getting to the smut at all because these two could just hang out and talk forever! 

Wild Roses When the Prince of Starkhaven holds a ball, he and his wife are expected to dance and mingle. Hawke has a better idea though and it involves a balcony in the dark and wild roses.

(F/M, No Archive Warnings Apply, Female Hawke/Sebastian Vael, wallsex, Vaginal Fingering, Penis In Vagina Sex)

Sebastian is my secret muse. I see @lauraemoriarty ask for Sebastian smut, I must write it. This one came together a bit easier but I noticed that I haven’t written F/M in quite some time. 

Distraction is an Artform When Cullen's lyrium withdrawals become unbearable, the Iron Bull knows just what Cullen needs to distract him.

(M/M, No Archive Warnings Apply, The Iron Bull/Cullen Rutherford, Bondage, Anal Sex, Lyrium Withdrawal, Light BDSM)

I wrote this to a prompt by @storybookhawke​. They said “Bull helping to distract Cullen from withdrawals with sex” and the fic popped up like magic. I’m often not nice to Cullen, so I enjoyed writing something good for him this time.

[kemvee]

Smutquisition Day!

I contributed two pieces for this year's event. It was a lot of fun and if you haven't already I urge you to check out the full collection here.

Serving Sorcha - for @tightassets

Rylen x female OC, Avvar - Fanart 🎨

Diplomatic Affair - for Acrononymous

Alistair x Cadash, public sex - Fanfic 🖋

[clownygutz]

I recently did a fic for the smutquisition exchange! It was Solas/non-binary Lavellan and I kind of adored writing it ngl! I wish I got to writing more than one but life got in the way hahah. It's a simple little fun expansion on /that/ Fade dream scene. If anyone wants to check it out here it is

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works