#smuttish

[sonofshin]

Other dragons in heat: Hot, suave, libido higher than normal, still sane

My dragons in heat: Desperately horny, loud, WORST post-nut clarity you've ever seen, STANKY, will absolutely try to fuck anything that even mildly smells like penis, crying, completely pathetic

[sonofshin]

"Love Story with a mug hoard" for Yijun

Send "Love Story with ____" for my muse's reaction on finding a romantic fanfiction about themselves paired with that character

Once again, Yijun somehow found himself with a stack of papers in his hand, not even bound this time, with a story about himself. What slob was leaving these, what did the kids call these, 'fan-fictions' about him around? He snorted. 'kids'. As if he still wasn't considered a child himself. Being the youngest in the family is difficult when you have a babyface.

He sighed, flipping through it. It was shorter. Some of these papers weren't finished yet. Had they really been in his room to write about... Yijun scanned over the pages. Wait... was this about him in a delusional love relationship with his hoard? Fans these days.

Papers rustled as he shook his head and put them together. Might as well entertain himself by reading a bit. At least it was an interesting premise.

'The second prince's heart leapt as his mugs gently clinked together. The cool enamel over his hot skin drew a moan from his lips. Richer than the richest king, he felt as he surrounded himself with his hoard. Could there be a happier place in the world? He moved one of the mugs to his nethers, needing release from the heat building there.'

[chainsawmanicure]

CW: NSFW

i dont usually post risque content to my page and probably wont do it again. but i Can becayse i turned 18 last week… so im just going to ask an inappropriate question… please do not be mad

if u eat scarecrows pussy does it make uou scared? *guards come after me with big weapons* NO NO IM SORRY IT WAS JUST A QUESTION *gets hit by a plane* OWW *batman comes out the plane* omg batman! batman: sorry for hitting u. me: its okay batman. batman: and to answer your question… Yes.

[disastrousdalliance]

[sinsirellaxx]

I love love love your toxic Slytherin boys series. Can you write how they would react if you tried to give them notes (aka constructively criticize them in bed). I think it would be cute/funny. ILY!

Slytherin boys – you (respectfully) criticize them in bed

Warning: Toxic boys and slight smut here and there

A/N: I'm sorry, this isn't as funny and cute as I initially wanted it to be – but I hope you still enjoy it! Love you too! ❤️

Mattheo …

… is shocked. He’d be deeply offended but instead of blowing up or trying to argue he’ll just have to prove that he is unmatched in bed. Whatever you tell him, he’ll disprove. If you tell him that he should pay more attention to your clit, whenever he goes down on you, he would do exactly that. But with a twist: he’d not stop until you were crying from being overstimulated, the muscles in your thighs spasming – your body completely shutting off.

“Already tired, love?” He’d murmur breathlessly, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand. “We’re just getting started, doll. You’re in for a long night.”

Theodore …

… blinked at you when you told him he was always too rough. “Too rough?” He questioned; his brows raised. Your cheek flushed red as you fidgeted in front of him, slowly nodding your head as you confessed that it hurt sometimes.

“I’m sorry for hurting you, tesoro.” He whispered softly, tracing your jaw with his fingers before taking a hold of your chin. “I’ll be more careful. Sometimes I just can’t help it – I get lost in the feeling of you.” He mumbled seductively as he lifted your face to kiss you.

Lorenzo …

… scoffed when you told him that he was bad with his fingers. He glared at you as you apologized, telling him that you didn’t mean to offend him. Lorenzo would not touch you for days. He’d reject any advances from you and watch your face fall every time.

He’d wait until the perfect timing until he made his move – which was in class. You were sitting next to him at the far back of the classroom. Enzo moved his right hand to your thigh, the corners of his lips twitching as he felt you flinch and tense up. His fingers teased the hem of your skirt before moving his fingers towards your panties. You tried removing his hand from advancing any further, but he managed to slip his fingers under the cotton fabric, slowly teasing your slit.

He'd show you how talented he was with his fingers. He was an excellent pianist after all.

Draco …

… is offended. No matter how nice and careful you were about it Draco was mad. He’d be ashamed. Instead of trying to listen to you he would completely reject whatever you have to say.

He wouldn’t initiate intimacy for the next few weeks either and would always find an excuse. “I’m not in the mood.” “Not now.”

He would be so petty about the whole thing. You would have to pull him aside and talk to him about it, reassuring him that he was great.

Blaise …

… laughed out loud. When you repeated what you said and told him you were being serious, he stopped. He didn’t know what to say either but after gathering his thoughts he asked you to exactly tell him what you want before removing his shirt. He’d not let you leave before you hadn’t told him how you liked it.

Tom …

… threw you on his bed before you could even open your lips to speak. He read your mind – which he occasionally did – and was shocked to hear you weren’t completely satisfied. He had taken offense to your thoughts and the only way for him to forgive you is to make you regret thinking them.

[artypoemrey]

She is made of glass

From which sweet wine is drunk

Careening down our throats

Sit down, take off coats

One, two, three

Through her, see.

Four five six

Vision blurs, thoughts mix

I never thought

That I could be tricked

She is made of glass

The tempered

Bullet-proof kind

Sings as fingers circle

But never shatters

From the high notes.

Try to break her

as I might

One, two, three

Now I see.

[sonofshin]

"Damn, my pants shrunk."

[wordsbymae]

What's the farms favorite sex position?

How would he react to darling having some fun with his body when he is asleep? Or pumpkin wakes him up with sex?

If darling is very pure and unknowledgeable how does he teach them about sex?

What would his ideal valentine's day look like?

What is favorite risque outfit to put pumpkin in?

Hiiii!!! I am very sorry this took me ages but thank you for asking!!!

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Oh boy, if he was ten years younger it would be doggy style. But he's getting older, and his knees don't work as well as they used to. Nowadays he likes it best when his darling rides him. Let him take a break. But don't think for a second that darling controls any aspect of what's happening. The farmer is still in control of every aspect. Speed, force. It's all him.

This is probably not the answer you were hoping for, but he hates it and doesn't like it. He works from sun up to sun down, he wants/needs every single wink of sleep he can get. As much as he loves his darling and their very talented mouth. He's still a grumpy old man who needs his "beauty sleep". That doesn't mean he won't try to feel up the reader when they're in bed.

He would be so pervy and condescending. Very mocking and teasing. He thinks he's way more intelligent than the reader and lets them know it.

"I don't know how...I've- um, never done that before"

"It ain't rocket science pumpkin. You'll figure it out, so get to it"

In my mind, the reader's never dated anyone (and neither has he) but that leads to him taking full advantage of that. Telling them that it's normal for boyfriends to watch their partners showering or for them to touch their partners under the table during dinner this early in a relationship. * This is more my flower seller au than my original one but yeah.

Haha, he's never ever celebrated Valentine's Day. Probably doesn't even know what date it's on. But he would take complete advantage of it. His ideal one would be getting sucked off like 5x that day and fucking the reader whenever he sees fit. He's a simple man.

Once again he's a simple man so he's not really into lace or silk or anything fancy. Maybe a shirt of his or (implied fem reader) a pretty white cotton dress. Better yet nothing

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