#snackin

[hcrcruxxes]

— pinned post / wip.

username change from snivellusslytherus to hcrcruxxes

[maxncheeese]

Charlie and I were enjoying the garden this morning, talking about what bug we'd like to live a life in the day of and then we looked down and saw this little guy going ham on a piece of muddy buddy we dropped last night.

[probably2zjeb]

Eric eats ice cream on KISS kruise (I think it's from KISS kruise.) @sluttery-withoutshame @ericsingerisababycat

[scribblesfrometheria]

Reposting this slightly cus I enjoy it without the album cover bits as well

[half-blood-prince-throne]

Fleamont: My son is quidditch star player.He earned a lot of money.he could buy newest broomstick for his friend on his birthday.

Orion: My son is rock star. He could buy a mansion for his friend on his birthday.

Lyall : My son is defense against the dark art master. He's well connected.He could buy rare potion ingredients and he gave them to his friend for his birthday .

Orion: how about you, muggle

Tobias: My son can't hold a candle to yours.he is gay and works for bar gay

Fleamont: Don't be upset.It's better than be a bad man

Tobias: Oh I ain't upset.He is stil my boy and he isn't that bad. you know last month was his birthday. His boyfriends bought him newest broomstick, beautiful mansion and rare potion ingredients for him.

[moonlightdancer26]

Fav Harry Potter fics?

Ahh, this is hard. I’ve pretty much read, like 70% of every HP fics in existence.😂

I’ll pick some of my top favourites, and I won’t include one-shots otherwise I’d list over a billion. And almost all of these fics have ships in them.

Aight, let’s get to work:

Snamione fics:

Pride of Time by Anubis Ankh

Pet Project by Caeria

Short straw by PaintOnTheSky

Inkstains by Zigadenus

Snily fics:

The Long Road Home by Penelope Muir

Come Once Again and Love Me by laventadorm

Maybe I’m Amazed by Alethea27

Obscura Nox Animae by Heatherlly

Puzzle by we_built_the_shadows_here

Dramione fics:

Isolation by Bex-chan

Manacled by SenLinYu

[Unfortunately, most Dramione fics I’ve read are either pretty short or one-shots. I’d also recommend “Breath Mints & Battle Scars” by Onyx and Elm BUT IT’S NOT AVAILABLE ANYMORE!😭💔💔]

Snupin fics:

That Awful Boy by paracosim

The Pauper Prince by paracosim [This is That Awful Boy’s sequel]

Creature comforts by BunnyBopper

Secrets by Vorabiza (Biza) [The main pairing is Drarry but there’s Snupin too]

Lily’s Boy by SomewheresSword [This is also a Drarry fic]

The Intentions of Others by BunnyBopper

Dimidium Animae by silverneko9lives0

The secret language of plants by Endrina [This series also has Drarry]

Wicked Game by McKay

The Light Within by NinaSomeone123

One Thousand Galleons by KALA

The Difference Between Beautiful and Attractive by Ladyhawk_lhflu

𝙳𝙴𝙻𝙾𝙲𝙰𝙿𝙾𝙽𝚄𝙼 by shiterature

[I have a million more fic recs but I’ll stop here. Is it that obvious that I’m addicted to Snupin?😅]

Snack (Snape x Black) fics:

Beyond The Veil by Adreamermusing, ashesashesshackles

Sleepless by TowardTheStars

One more kiss, dear by Threadbear

Oh Dear by Threadbear [This is One more kiss, dear’s sequel. It also has Drarry as a side pairing]

Imperfections by Shadowmun

Love Stuck by TowardTheStars

Snacks and Letters by salazar_kat, Sionna_Raven

Snackin (Snape x Black x Lupin) fics:

Triquetra by Contrarian_hedgehog

[Most Snackin fics, at least the good ones, are either pretty short or one-shots.💔]

Hedric fics:

You’re okay by Jer909

Paranoia and Puns by You_Light_The_Sky

Other HP fanfics (one-shots are included and not all of them have ships):

Tea and No Sympathy by who_la_hoop [Drarry fic]

A Squib Without A Clue by Ozma [The Egg and The Eye chapter from Filch’s point of view]

Entracte by shesagryffindor [Sirius visits Godric’s Hollow]

Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by imagitory [If Gordon Ramsay was in Harry Potter]

The Pain of Sin by Ill_be_a_knight [A very dark AU]

The Thing About Cormac by aibidil [Ron x Cormac fic, it’s absolutely hilarious! And there’s Drarry]

What the Lonely Know by Agnus_Castus [Stonks fanfic]

I Know Not, and I Cannot Know--Yet I Live and I Love by billowsandsmoke [A Luna and Snape fic, but they aren’t shipped in this]

WANTING NARCISSA by Amandah Leigh

There’s a lot more but I’ll stop here, it already took me hours to answer this ask.

Have a lovely day!❤️

[picklesonjupiter]

I just realized that Sirius/Severus/Remus ship name is Snackin and I love it ❤️

[zephahhhh]

Remus: I didn't know you smoke.

Severus: I only smoke when I want to die.

Sirius: but you're always smoking around me.

Severus: exactly.