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snass

#severus snape #pro snape #my bs #ive been thinking about his butt

i mean. . .. . Butcher and Homelander are like if you took Sirius and Snape's most ignored traits and multiplied them by 1000.

inthemoodforblastt

Harry being Ryan lmao

ernest-pamphilow

SB: If you want to watch me have a wank, it’ll cost you a tenner.

SS: May I come in?

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SS: Where’s Harry?

SB: He’s at 673 Nosh My Bollocks Ave. Want a quill and parchment?

SS: You know, I could just… Crucio you until you talk.

SB: Nah, that’d be worthless. Victim always goes into shock. You’ve got to start small. Fingers, toenails, ears…

SS: He’s my student, Black. My responsibility. ... I’m going to find him sooner or later.

SB: Look, uh… I don’t mean to be rude, but can we just skip to the part where you Avada my fuckin' brains out?

SS: Oh, for Merlin’s sake. Where’s the sport in that? I mean, look at you. It’d be like putting down a wounded dog.

SB: You’re the one with your tail between your legs, slinking round the Dark Lord like a good little lapdog. And then he goes and makes Bella his right hand? Tsk-tsk-tsk. That’s gotta sting.

SS: .... Touché, Black. Touché.

sideprince

Controversial opinion but I hate that the headcanon that Snape's middle name is Tobias has become accepted fandom wide to the point where people forget it's not canon at all. Kind of weird how so many people talk about Snape like he's a real person whose feelings they understand but then they turn around and give him his abuser's name so they can bask in the glow of the cruel irony of it. There's a lot to unpack there.

carlosdorleans

Thanks I hate the headcanon that his middle name is Tobias.

@zephahhhh and I started this silly thing where his middle name is Robert for dumb reasons but then it turned into an 'actually yeah it's a real head canon now'.

If you want a serious reason for his middle name being Robert and not the dumb reasons for it, I'll say hey, maybe Tobias' father was called Robert so. Why not.

If you want the dumb reasons pls read the tags.

#Severus Robert Snape #Sneverus Robert Smeep #yes the second one is an extension #I can't even recall when and why did we start calling him bob lmao

chanchansthings

Teen Sev ready to kick some ass—he'll get his own kicked instead :(

Finally found the reference so I could finally post it

ruji2gaj

I'm back with more of them

breadzasks

I dare you to draw Snape frantically trying to explain to Lucius how and why he's adopted Harry. Preferably like that one old meme of the guy with the cigarette and conspiracy board (I think it's from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?), but I'll take anything. I just thought it would be funny.

A bit ooc but yes it’s funny

asparklethatisblue

Human Grace finds out that Eridian Grace grows and gets heavier very fast

divinationcruelty

autistic severus you mean so much to me

autistic severitus means so much more i

applejaymi

touch starved

applejaymi

im sorry everyone i made them hug

mat1cozemiyom

good morning severus!

i love the way he never enjoys anything..my grumpy diva

u can use/print it as a sticker if you want^^

carlosdorleans

He's gonna drink that whole pot

zephahhhh

he's gonna drink straight from that pot

chalroe

"I hope you won't mind if I think of you as a friend."

thinking about Hatchling discovering Grace & Rocky's story hundreds of thousands of years after it happened when there are no more Eridians or humans to tell it :')