Sep 22, 2025
Snail Watch Report — 09/21/25 — Entry #1227
Status: Baby snail.
Location: Tomato cliffside.
Action: Perched. Vigilant. Moisturized. Unstoppable.
Additional Notes: May be planning coup.
seen from China
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from France
seen from Türkiye
seen from Türkiye
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from Canada
seen from Türkiye
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from T1
seen from United States
seen from T1
Snail Watch Report — 09/21/25 — Entry #1227
Status: Baby snail.
Location: Tomato cliffside.
Action: Perched. Vigilant. Moisturized. Unstoppable.
Additional Notes: May be planning coup.
Based on various impressions of me that are floating about, @drifternox has drawn me 🐌
Oh yes it’s that time of year again
I realize this means they were transported by car but for half a second I imagined a tsunami made of 8,000 snails
Based on my favorite tiktok
do you think he understands
Here’s the snail that never fails to make me wanna wag my tail, when it comes I wanna wail
SNAAAAAAIL!