#snakecumwar

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Reasons 🫵YOU🫵 should try shipping snakecumwar

1) Shen Yuan has two hands

2) Zhuzhi Lang had two dicks

3) Zhuzhi Lang can cure without a cure

4) Three great tastes (Zhushen, Liushen, and snakewar) that taste great together

5) Snakewar are complimentary in their service based love for Shen Yuan + they would both die for him

6) Snakewar are about evenly matched in a fight

7) Shen Yuan is a monsterfucker

8) Zhuzhi Lang deserves for two of the most beautiful men on earth to tell him he’s pretty

9) putting Binghe in the cuck chair is fun

10) Liu Qingge is a monsterfucker

11) Eggs

12) Liu Qingge would enjoy being flirted with demon style, but Zhuzhi Lang is familiar enough with humans to flirt with Shen Yuan like a human

13) Tianlang Jun wouldn’t be Liushen’s father in law

14) all of them are capable of sharing

15) Shen Yuan gets a freak nasty creature to study

16) snakes are inherently sexy

17) Liu Qingge could be completely physically overpowered in bed

18) oviposition + heat cycle potential

19) all of Shen Yuan’s littlest disciples could hold Zhuzhi Lang’s tail to guide them

20) give Binghe even weirder complexes once Shizun is legally related to him

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I saw cumplane and thought ship names couldn't get any better until I saw snakecumwar

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Snakecumwar is beautiful because everyone can feel okay about Liushen getting together. Oh, they’re peerless beauties, they’re immortals from the same sect, they’re wealthy lords, I wish he chose me but I can see why he didn’t…. And then a weird long homeless guy joins them and you didn’t even know they were into that? And the guy they let in is him??!?

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Who’s having the best sex?

Bingqiu

Liushen

Jiuyuan

Zhushen

Yueyuan

Xiaoyuan (gyx x sy, I can’t remember their ship name)

Tianshen

Cumplane

Bingliushen

Qijiuyuan

Snakecumwar

Something else (specify in notes)

Voting ended onFeb 17

Edit: GUYS I MEAN SY PAIRINGS ONLY 😭😭😭😭

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I bet it feels good as fuck for Zhuzhi Lang when he sheds his skin. Imagine Liushen pulling the whole thing off at once, just before it’s completely ready so it stings juuust a little, and then grooming his fresh new scales and telling him how pretty he looks

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Shen “if I admit to wanting anything I will explode into one million pieces” Yuan + Liu “still a very thin face but needs clear communication” Qingge + Zhuzhi “extremely thick face due to prolonged exposure to TLJ” Lang = somehow clear and preferable communication to everyone in the bedroom

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Snakecumwar, girl dads to a legion of snakes

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Zhuzhi-Lang enthusiast here: give me your nastiest deprived headcanons for this snan (snake man)

oooohhb big fan of this guy, I will be answering with my OT3 (snakecumwar) in mind

Most obvious, he has two dicks. Specifically hemipenes, that protrude on either side of his cloaca. Ik most people like to hemipenes stacked one on top of the other, but the reason squamates have them is so they can mate side by side. His cloaca appears as a horizontal slit, starting over his belly button in his humanoid form. Instead of having regular style snake dicks tho, they look more like sexy anthro barbed dicks you see more often, since this is a porn world. Two dicks on either end of a cloaca is a very underrated genital configuration, because it means Liu Qingge and Shen Yuan can both ride at the same time and make out with each other. Another cool thing about reptile biology: hemiclitoruses! I've said before how most all demons (with the exception of heavenly demons) have both sets of genitalia, and produce gametes with the needs of the group (typically solitary demons will only produce sperm, and only the strongest/healthiest members of a group of demons will produce eggs), so I'm also giving Zhuzhi Lang two clits. Zhuzhi Lang wouldn't have produced eggs for most of his life, since he only traveled with Tianlang Jun who is much stronger than him, but upon the inception of snakecumwar (where he is of roughly equivalent strength to Liu Qingge) he starts producing eggs for the first time. Obviously I have to make him go into heat, and for snake demons who are mostly solitary, thier mating cycle would kind of look like salmon where they all travel to the same breeding grounds. Once the group is formed they fight for dominance over the course of days, and strongest start to produce eggs, beginning the breeding period. One demon produces the eggs, several fertilize them, and small clutches (typically 1-3 eggs out of a clutch ranging from 7-12 eggs) are implanted into several demons to carry to ensure the survival of some of the brood. Ovipositor moment.

As far as Zhuzhi Lang's personal life goes, I do tend to see him as a femtop. He's a pathetic loser with strawberry hairclips and he will break your back for the price of one sweet treat. I think he would fuck with watersports tbh, specifically inflicting bladder urgency. Also into vore, but tragically as the one being eaten. Even as a giant snake with a giant mouth he can't win at vore 😔 Obscenely good at eating ass (snake tongue), and terrible at sucking dick (snake tongue.... /snake everything else....) His venom is paralytic, and can inflict a doll-like state without killing the victim if used properly-- something he likes doing to Liu Qingge specifically. He likes to drink and doesn't get drunk easily, but avoids strong liquor (we know why) I'll probably come up with more later but that's all for now