#snark meme

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tagged by @sauntervaguelydown

Rules: post the last sentence you’ve written in a WIP

WELL, I think the last thing I wrote was:

Rick scoffed. Of course. Just when Rick thought Richboy here couldn’t be more of a stereotype, Jasper never failed to keep on proving him wrong. The avian didn’t have time to internally mock the man, however, as it was then that the carriage came to a stop.

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Sammy Lawrence

1: sexuality headcanon: First of all. How dare you? Secondly, we all know his only lust is for Bendy. Can I get an amen!

2: otp: Jesus christ, I GUESS BENDY??? But i’m also thinking Bendy’s too good for him. Just put that fucker in the trash. Can I get an amen!

3: brotp: He and Alice seemed pretty cool together. Let them just chat about how awful Joey is. CAN I GET AN A– okay joke is old now. We’re nipping it in the bud.

4: notp: Keep Sammy away from Wally Franks. Wally is a good boy.

5: first headcanon that pops into my head: I blame @bendysstudio, but I imagine he has in one of the rooms in his portion of the studio just a Bendy shrine. And he spent time putting Bendy heads on a swimsuit calandar. he’s… he’s not well. 

6: one way in which I relate to this character: I also have an obsession with Bendy and most likely will be smittened by the thing i love the most.

7: thing that gives me second hand embarrassment about this character: His existance. Like the fuck with the little sheep comment? 8: cinnamon roll or problematic fave? Trash baby.

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Rules: list 20 of your favorite characters from 20 different fandoms and tag at least 5 others,

Scrooge McDuck - Ducktales

Garnet - Steven Universe

Bushroot - Darkwing Duck

Kowalski - The Penguins of Madagascar

Officer Dibble - Top Cat 

Bendy - Bendy and the Ink Machine -

Mad Hatter - Batman the Animated Series

Gruffi Gummi - The Adventures of the Gummi Bears

Dr. Drakken - Kim Possible

Bowser - Mario Brothers

King Dedede - Kirby

Jessica Rabbit - Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

Lucky Piquel - Bonkers

Sucy Manbavaran - Little Witch Academia

Snagglepuss - Hanna Barbera

Howard the Duck - Marvel Comics

Lego Joker - The Lego Batman Movie

Oogie Boogie - The Nightmare Before Christmas

Rabbit - Winnie the Pooh

Hannibal McFist - Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja

@wanderinwander, @micaxiii, @whosplayerthree, @ariel-s-awesome, @brace-mace

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Max/Roxanne

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying /i will ship them in hell

Okay, let me start with this... WHY WAS SHE NOT IN THE SEQUEL??? Okay, yes, I get it-- not everybody stays with somebody they dated in highschool all they way up until their college years. But this would have been a great way to expand on Roxanne’s character? As well as let us see what type of relationship she and Max would have. She could have been a great voice of reason for Max, as well as helping him sort out his feelings about both his father being in school with him and also his stress dealing with the competition. Nothing wrong with a female character being a supporting character-- just give them personality!

YOU HAD THE OPPORTUNITY, DISNEY, AND YOU BLEW IT!

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kico

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying /i will ship them in hell

I LOVE Kico. Moonie and I put our hearts and SOULS into the really long Kico fic we did called ‘Priorities’. To this day I think it’s one of our best fics. Rico and Kowalski are perfect in their flaws, and I just want them to find happiness with each other as they attack life with everything they’ve got.

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SportaRobbie

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying /i will ship them in hell

I’ve ben on team SportaRobbie since 2010. I still remember that at the time there was this really nice fic where Robbie thought Sportacus would only learn to love him if he was a woman and you know... not the villainous mastermind that he is. I think I remember the story having a lot of Cinderella references. But at the end Sportacus caught Robbie crying because of the fact he thought Robbie would only love the disguised him-- and Sportacus was like ‘Silly Robbie, trix are for kids I knew it was you all along. Of COURSE I love you for you!’I mostly remember thinking, back in the day ‘...man, the artist for this story did a great job with using Robbie’s actual factual features and still made him very pretty.’ .... Point is, I still think about that story when i see the rise of SportaRobbie every few years.

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Flintheart Glomgold/ Scrooge McDuck

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying /i will ship them in hell

Remember when I said I was into rival shipping? Even better when they’re ON OPPOSING SIDES OF MORALITY! While it’s not a main OTP, I appreciate the chemistry the characters have. I can totally see, with all their history together, one or both sides harvering some sort of passionate feelings for each other. I also really like this ship as being unrequited, as in Glomgold is attracted to Scrooge but Scrooge doesn’t recipricate. I feel like it makes for some fun angst, and can lead to character development of Glomgold either going down a worse path, or trying to better himself so that he CAN be a man worthy of McDuck’s feelings.

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Daisy Duck/Minnie Mouse, Mortimer Mouse/Mickey Mouse

Daisy/Minnie

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying /i will ship them in hell

I mostly just want to see them go on cute dates, and see them hold hands. And see Daisy take out her bdsm kink that Donald wouldn’t let her do-- I mean, what?

Mortimer/Mickey

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying /i will ship them in hell

I actually am really into rival shipping. I like antagonistic characters. I also like when goody goody can eventually melt the hearts of assholes and get them to love them-- so thus, Mortiey is a good wholesome ship. Also I want to see them have manly dates of going to basketball and baseball games. And Mortimer teaching Mickey how to box.