#snezingfit

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Touchy people who may refuse to not be touchy even while sneezing. They may even sneeze while holding your hand without letting go. They MIGHT even just turn their head in the opposite direction to let out a fully uncovered sneeze only to spin right back toward you, all while keeping one arm around your neck … (yes, someone used to do this to me 🫠)

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Alrighty… first recording …🫣 chinkini arrived and here are two let outs. Didn’t do that much but can do more in the future if people like these / pls feel free to leave any thoughts or feedback 🙃!!

For context yes my sneezes are pretty strong and wet in this lmao, these were sitting down on the side of my bed fully uncovered just letting the chinkini do its thing 😂

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Ok some of the more attractive sneezers imo are those who bend at the hip … let me elaborate *of course* on two types I’ve witnessed irl below

Stiflers

On one hand, ppl who attempt to stifle their sneezes by bending at the hip are literally engaging in the most peculiar and downright ~sexy~ dance of restraint and release. Something about the instinctive and concerned fold forward as the urge to sneeze builds / their bodies tensing in such a visibly forceful and involuntary way in an effort to contain whatever explosion is impending is just so 🔥. Then they slowly unfurl, slowly lifting their heads upward (HUGE bonus points if there’s an audibly desperate / breathy release during this) and flutter their eyes open revealing a face FLOODED with relief. Aw man…

Let outs / uncovered

Ok in stark contrast we’ve got ppl who bend at the hip to let out… those I’ve witnessed at least seem to unabashedly embrace the full force of their sneezes making the whole thing a spectacle. As the sneeze builds, they fold forward, but with a sense of anticipation rather than a stifler’s resistance. They almost coil their bodies like a spring, getting ready to unleash with full potential. When the sneeze arrives they release with gusto, bending even more deeply at the waist as if willingly surrendering to the unseen force that pulls their sneezes out of them powerfully / reflexively. The sneezes that erupt are uninhibitedly intense and wet, often accompanied by spray downward if they don’t cover. As these ppl slowly straighten back up, their faces often tell a mix of sheepishness and satisfaction (think an athlete who has just completed a particularly vigorous event like a 100m dash or something lmao). These ppl return to reality with a sense of having purged something truly primal and genuinely leave those around them both impressed and slightly alarmed by such a raw display of bodily function … aw man 🫠

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And part 2! Ok well I tried… and of course failed 😂 did a lot more chinkini in this right after the stifle vid (and sorry, *once again* for only a few sneezes at the beginning of the second (strong & uncovered). Can’t seem to figure out how to get more than this … )

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Actually got inducing to work for once, here’s 1 I had to stifle given roommates home and I don’t want to wake anyone… :)

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Bored at work thinking about an attractive woman doing chinkini for the first time, not thinking it’ll work and then exploding into a desperately let out fit of rapids. That is all

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Part 1 of the holdback request! (dk how to answer that again and include the vid but here is 1 stifle)

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Last post featured stifles so thought I’d pay homage to one of the best non-stiflers I know … 😶‍🌫️

Have a friend who I sat next to in the same row in a college seminar. This particular time she was sick ( could tell given the voice was a little raspy, probably had already been fighting off something for a while but was the type to come out no matter how ill…)

Knew a fit was coming when i heard a few sniffs combined with a very slight hitch in her breath. She has quite big / puckered lips, which at this point were parted more than usual, and her face was already scrunching slightly.

She always put her fingers up in front of her nose and mouth as if to cover, but never actually covered … would just sneeze with the hand hovering there like 6 inches away (this time was no different of course)

Fluttered her eyes, breathed in with a slight stutter, and let out 3 quite juicy and strong, girly sounding sneezes. Honestly one of the more unique sneezers I’ve heard live.

“HAP-choo!” Is the best way to describe them (two very separate parts). The “Hap” part was super dry / airy / girly and definitely sounded like she was making a statement…

the “choo” that followed would be extremely powerful, misty, and somehow breathy at the same time. Almost seemed like it was being pulled out of her soul lol … and seemed to hang in the air after that initial burst (all of which made her look exhausted for a sec before the next one would start). She would also stretch out “choo” sound each time ending in a higher pitch than she’d started, making the fit feel unfinished until the last one. Honestly some of the wettest / fullest sounding releases I can think of… didn’t seem like she was ever actually making much of a mess, but it sounded like she should have been.

During all of this she’d keep the hand a few inches from her face. Would essentially just hover there almost in a way that made it seem like she couldn’t quite decide if she wanted to cover it or if it would even help (it wouldn’t have).

Cert much into stifles as as well, but sometimes there’s just something about unapologetic sneezers that dgaf in public 😂