#sniggering

[oblivmeye]

Face of a man who knows that he is in deep shit

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[ghostlyquill]

the husband man is doing garage work and suddenly I hear a clatter and a 'nice work left hand' and it's like, oh way to call him out

[readingaddict42]

When you give your ex who you work with a Christmas Card and he says thank you through gritted teeth

His face was a picture. I don’t even know why I did that 🤣

[smallmouthfrog]

[gaydelgard]

christian person on audible reviewing the amber spyglass: “Perhaps it should have some sort of warning that if Satinism offends you, skip this book!”

[egelantier]

michelle west, the hidden city

in a nutshell:

rath: don't do the thing, jay.  jay: *aggressively does the thing* rath: jay, seriously, no more orphans. i'm over my orphans quota, they're harshing my tragic lonely wolf vibe. jay: *aggressively saves 9428574029 more orphans and adopts them all* rath: ...you know, i should've dealt with my glaring middle age crisis by getting a cat. or a puppy. rath: *sighs, swears, forks over his honestly earned money, calls in old connections, almost gets killed a lot* jay: ...:D