I have come to the conclusion that my life doesn't have nearly enough sex drugs and rock and roll.
I shall be fixing this as soon as possible
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I have come to the conclusion that my life doesn't have nearly enough sex drugs and rock and roll.
I shall be fixing this as soon as possible
Becoming a hot knight is haaaaard. The hot part is easy I already am but apparently being knight takes a bunch of training and practice and oaths and shit.
I love the Ultrakill Fraud announcement from last week. "WE ARE NOT LYING" has me cackling
Me : I'm so cool and pretty and more people should desire me
Me when I am desired : I mean I Uh I Mean you I w why what howa I tnink ... Help?
This pajama top rides up over the course of the night and I wake up with my boobs out. Need to sleep with a beautiful tgirl soon so she can take advantage appreciate this :)
I love it when my friend who is completely clueless saying Oh hey! Your chain and collar could connect and it would be like a leash! Can I? And I have to be careful to react VERY NORMALLY as they do so.
And my housemate who knows what I'm about just smiling at me and giggling
Gradually getting my wardrobe where I want it and in the process reaching even deeper levels of dykery
Going to make some t-shirts into tank tops soon
Gritted teeth, knuckles white. I. Will. Concentrate. On. The task.