warnings: just cursing, and i’m dyslexic so please be kind if you see a spelling error or grammar error
this if my first fic so lmk if you like it! enjoy!
you and your boyfriend marcello have a pretty public relationship and you both do sketches for snl
today you were doing an interview for elle where you have to call four famous people from your contacts and prank call them
easy enough right?
not so much when you realized you don’t have many celebrity contacts..
you read the prompt again of what you had to do “it’s it too cliché if i call my boyfriend first?” you said with a smile going though your contacts “i told him i have to do interviews today but i also told him im going to go to the studio” you said with a smirk on your face as you came up with an idea
“for clarification i’m calling marcello hernandez” you say calling him on speaker it rings he doesn’t answer so you leave him a voicemail saying “this is literally an emergency call me back” which he calls back a a few seconds later and you put him on speaker again
“WHATS WRONG?!” his voice rings out from the phone “hey baby are you near 30 rock right now?” you said trying to contain your smile
“no but im heading that way” he responded “what are you doing?” you asked “i have a voice over session” he said in his sassy voice
“ok love.. so basically..” you look around trying to come up with a lie “im locked in lorne’s bathroom right now so can you just like..” you heard him laughing from the other end “come here and let me out?”
he laughed more “baby you are not locked in lorne’s bathroom right now” he continued laughing but you responded “i left something in my office so i went to 30 rock after my interviews and no one’s here because we’re off so i was like oh i gotta shit gotta poo-” “you did not” he interrupted you “-let me do it in the kings lair” you continued and you both laughed
“and now IM LOCKED IN HERE!” your boyfriend was breathlessly laughing “um..” he tries to catch his breath “and the toilet won’t flush baby” you added “eewww” he said back “by the way the toilet is gold straight up” you added more “i have no- i’ve never been in there actually um..” he responded and you talked over him “well i broke it” he thinks for a minute “what can i say.. oh! the dominican guy’s name that cleans his name is sosa he’s my boy try screaming ‘sosa’ he’s my dawg” he said
“SOSA!” you yelled and your boyfriend laughed from your phone “HELP!” you yelled more but your boyfriend kept laughing “SOSAAAA.. HELPPP” “yeah yeah yeah that’s good love he’ll probably find you sosas the shit” he said and paused for a minute
“are you serious baby? your not locked in there” he finally said “i am.. it stinks badly” you said defeated “im starting to think your actually locked in there” he responded “i am.. SOSAAAAA HELPPPP.. nobody can hear me in here love” your boyfriend thought for a second “your joking right?” “yeah this is a prank” you finally revealed “really?!” and he laughed “you were really screaming for it love” “i know i know im sorry” your said starting to feel bad “that was a good job” “aw thanks” you responded
“well i’m gonna let you go baby i love you see you at home” you said “ok i love you byeee” he said and hung up after you sat there with a smile feeling proud of yourself
