#snottytissues

[sntlvr]

A crumbled, drenched used tissue. The sickie used it only once, but it was enough. One long blow for each nostril, interrupted by several breaths, and that clean tissue, the first of the lesson, is now completely full, heavy and unusable. As they blow many turned to look at them, disturbed by that endless and gurgling noise. Every time they take a break it seemed like they had finished, and instead they started blowing again with an embarrassed look until the snot was finished.

And then they puts down the crumpled tissue, which is still white but if you look closely at it the visibly full part is yellowish.

It looks like a cream doughnut. With a lot of cream inside obviously.

[dozecode-blog]

The Goopy stage of my cold

Day four of my summer cold, and I’ve officially reached the fascinating “goop phase.”

Still sneezing. Still congested. But the nose-blowing? So Deeply satisfying.

The sound, the movement into the tissue, the sheer volume of yellowish-green mucus — it really makes you marvel at the biology of the human nose. This huge, red, chapped wet monster, filled to the rim with the very substance designed to clear the invasion.

Have you ever had a cold and wondered, “How can one face produce this much snot?” Thats where I am now. Thoroughly preoccupied by my red swollen nose - it’s just taken hold. The tissues I show below are just from last night to this am. I’m at the stage where 3 tissues isn’t enough to empty the thing.

The best part is that, for about five glorious minutes after blowing my nose, I can actually breathe. Then, inevitably, the nose closes for business, I sneeze again, and I’m back to emptying it into whatever clean receptacle I can find.

[the-voyager-bunch]

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