#snow.asks

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favorite word?

horror!

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YOU ASKED FOR ASKS AND MY GOOD FRIEND, THAT WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE. You cannot hide from me. Okay so, hero x villain. Where hero finally goes to one of the Superhero parties despite avoiding them for years. Only going because of some great “entertainment” promised and they’re bored. Only to find out that the bound and humiliated Villain is the “entertainment”. Cue protective Hero. Thank you! And no worries if you don’t wanna :D

I asked for asks, and that was never a mistake, my good friend!! I never intend to hide from thee! ALSO, you gave me a corrupt superhero??? Oh my, it's not Christmas yet, hold off!! (just kidding, keep em comin').

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CW For implied kidnapping

Dear Hero,

It is with my honour that I invite you to the annual Heroes Celebratory Ceremony. Along with our traditional awarding ceremony and dinner party, we are expecting a guest that, I personally feel, you will be excited to see.

Best of Wishes,

Superhero.

Hero scrunched up his nose in distaste at the letter. Between the fancy handwriting, the extravagant but elegant decors that surrounded the words, and the ticket on the other side of the card felt; it all felt rather... in your face sort of fancy. Although Hero did occasionally dabble in the lavish lifestyle, it was nothing like Superhero. Someone who had the mass media on her side and the hearts of her adoring fans in the city. This also meant that Superhero probably had everything right at her fingertips, which included a luxurious manor with probably anything a typical rich woman would have.

The young man sighed, leaning forwards onto his office desk, and running a hand through his hair. Was it really a good idea? To go out to some ceremony when Villain was still missing? Hero couldn't help but stress out about this case. His nemesis had been gone for three months, for hell's sake. That never meant anything good as far as Hero could tell, not until he knew that Villain was safely behind bars and under proper monitoring. Maybe he should've roped Superhero into this. There was a reason she was so well known, it was the sharp work she did and the attention to detail in her cases.

Hero sighed, groaning as he got up from his desk. Perhaps it wasn't good that he was slumped over his desk, four hours a day every week over this. Losing sleep wasn't ever helpful, was it? He eyed the invitation card from between his fingers, tapping his fingers against the paper as he debated whether it was a good idea to go or not.

❆ ❅ ❆ ❅

Hero had decided to go. It didn't really mean that he wanted to. As he had contemplated coming, an idea stormed into his head. He hoped that perhaps he could get in touch with Superhero or a teammate to find out about Villain. That was his main reasoning for going, though if that didn't work, well... it would've been a nice break from the work he supposed.

Hero sighed, tugging at his suit sleeve as he looked around the large ballroom. It was massive, and Hero couldn't help but gape at the architecture that arched over everyone's head, decked out with gilded beams and crystal chandeliers. Most everyone was in their best dress and, in that brief moment, Hero almost felt a little shameful for coming in a plain suit and some very basic jewelry.

"Hero?"

He turned around to the familiar voice calling him out. He froze a little, seeing Superhero. Despite the chillingly warm smile his superior gave him, Hero couldn't help but feel unsettled. It was as if he had been placed dangling above a cage of hungry lions. Hero shifted, facing his colleague and smiling.

"Superhero, it's nice seeing you. How have you been?"

"I've been doing absolutely wonderful, thank you. Though I suppose I can't say the same for you," the older woman replied, chuckling deeply enough that Hero felt uneasy.

Hero gave a faux smile at the backhanded compliments. "Yeah, well. I've been working on a missing case with Villain, so," Hero took in a breath, looking around at the twinkling lights everywhere. "It's been taking a lot of time. Wherever they went, they covered up their tracks really well," Hero sighed, looking back at Superhero. Whatever expression Superhero had- it was fucking unnerving. There was a gleam of knowing in her eyes, something in the way her grin curled up her features that had made Hero uncomfortably hot. He could feel his button-down shirt sticking to his skin. He shifted his weight from one leg to the other, trying to ignore the negative feeling brewing somewhere in his chest.

"Oh, right. I've not told you, have I?" Superhero hummed in thought, beckoning a waiter with a tray of sparkling water over. She took two glasses handing one to Hero. The glass felt cold against Hero's fingers, easing the sticky warmth. "I came across Villain a while back."

Hero pulled the glass back from his lips, choking on the little bit of liquid he had downed. Embarrassed about his reaction, Hero covered his face, wiping off the little bit of sparkling water from his chin with a nearby napkin. "Sorry- um I just- I wasn't expecting that. You seriously found him?" Hero asked, looking at the other woman with wide eyes.

"Trust me, Hero. You don't have to worry about Villain much longer." Without another word, Superhero's gaze left Hero's to the stage that sat on her side of the ballroom. Heavy curtains guarded whatever was behind the center stage. For a split second, Hero almost swore on his mother's grave he heard chains clinking. Immediately, dread had settled into the pits of his stomach. He looked back at Superhero, only to find her already looking his way. "I taught Villain their lessons well. I thought Villain might've needed a lot more time, but," she paused, smiling wickedly. "They proved themselves in three months. Can you believe that?"

"What did you do with Villain?" Hero spoke quietly, much to both of their surprise.

"Oh? I suppose it makes sense that you'd want to be the first to view them. They were your nemesis after all," Superhero replied, finishing her cup of drink.

"Superhero, what did you do to them?" Hero's voice rose in urgency, following his superior with urgent steps as she made her way past the crowds smoothly. Hero's heart sped up, weaving around the mass of people which slowly died down as the two approached the far back of the ballroom.

Superhero took a moment to unlock an employee only door. Hero stared at the sign, before hesitantly entering. The room was dark at first, as he closed the door behind him until it clicked. Then, he swore he heard a whimper, and froze. "Superhero, what the fuck did you do?" He growled. He received no reply aside from the sounds of something clinking against each other. Hero quickly lit up flames against his finger tips, and warm light surrounded the storage room behind the stage.

The first thing he saw was Villain, and he stopped breathing for a split moment. The second thing he spotted was the suit his nemesis had on. Hero had always known his nemesis to be confident, to wear their suit with pride, and never be the one to shy away from their charismatic self. They looked terrible now, as much as Hero hated to say this. The sleeves and the neck of the suit hung much too loosely off of Villain and Hero hoped it was because the clothes were too big.

He turned to his superior, about to inquire- yell at her for what she had done, only to be greeted by a cruel grin decorating her lips. "Don't worry, Hero, darling. Villain is behaving much better than before. I'm sure you'll love to see them in action."

Hero only swallowed at her crooked words.

This turned out much longer than I thought. I hadda go back and edit bc i noticed some errors w the pronouns sfgsd

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Hayloo!! Big fan of your blog here!💗💗

Just an idea that popped a while ago while I read this prompt! And I thought maybe you could continue it.. please?🥺 because it's really interesting!😊

maybe hero finds out that Villain is hurt and is a single father caring for his toddler daughter and so they help the villain care for his wounds and also parent the child in some way?

*cue in the hurt/comfort*

*fluff ensues in the process* while they bond over their fondness for the daughter or something along those lines?😅

I am so sorry if this is quite specific and confusing😭😭 You can go any way with this and it’s fine if this is not how you want the prompt to continue as a story!!☺

I hope you're doing well! and always take care of yourself!<33

THIS IS SO SWEET ANON WTFF. But no seriously that little short had always sorta stuck w me bc...idky? A villain parent working their ass off for providing for their child to at least give them something they didn't have just hits the emotions. That being said, I did cry while coming up concepts for this :')

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"What's two plus five?"

There was a moment of silence as the young child spent the next minute counting on her fingers. Villain followed along with his eyes until the kid lit up. "Seven!!" She announced.

Villain gave a proud smile, ruffling his daughter's hair. "That's right, Sophie. Good job, darling," he turned back to the book, pointing at the next set of questions. However, before he could help his daughter work through the questions, the doorbell rang. Villain looked up, eyeing the bedroom door. "Did you invite your friends today?" He asked, looking at Sophie. Her eyes lit up but shook her head.

Villain sighed and smiled at his daughter, pressing a small kiss to her forehead. "Can you work out the rest of the questions while daddy goes and see who's at the door?" He asked, running his hair through her dark locks. Sophie simply smiled and gave a thumbs-up, melting Villain's heart. He got up, groaning a little as his leg began aching again.

Despite the urge to just lay down and rest his sore body, Villain left the bedroom and closed the door firmly behind him before approaching the front door.

Almost as soon as he opened it, his heart dropped, and he swore he would've fallen over if it weren't for the way he leaned against the door. Hero's glowing face greeted him from the other side and Villain could feel his heart stopping.

"Would this be Civilian Name's residency?" Hero asked though Villain only stared, frozen in horror. There were no sounds for a moment, aside from the heart pounding in his chest with the adrenaline that flowed in his blood now. His fingers twitched at the doorknob before Villain rushed to slam it close.

A panicked breath left Villain when Hero had caught the door and pushed it back with surprising ease. "I know this is your apartment, Villain," Hero's voice sounded from beyond the door. With a small grunt, Hero pushed the door back until they could make it past the entryway. They reached down to the set of handcuffs that hung at their belt as Villain stumbled back, wincing as he put a little too much pressure on his healing leg.

"Not today, please." The plea came out of Villain's mouth before either of the two could really process what Villain had said.

"You should've thought about that before you decided to be a criminal," Hero replied, closing the door securely. The crime fighter took in the sight of Villain, taking note of how the other trembled and looked like an animal caught in a trap.

Hero frowned and took a few steps forwards, cornering Villain against the wall of the kitchen and the small hallway. "Hero, please, not today. I can't- I won't fight if you do it some other time. Just not today," Villain continued, trying to bite back the quiver in his voice. There was a pause from Hero, as they took in the teared up and trembling villain ahead of them.

"Papa! I did it!"

Both the adults looked away from eachother, to the voice of a child from the other end of the hallway, outside the kitchen. Hero's eyes widened, and Villain scrambled to stand between his daughter and his nemesis. Hero couldn't help but take notice of the true panic in Villain's eyes now, the shaky breaths he took. There was quiet between the two adults as the small girl looked between Hero and Villain.

"Did you call your work friend, papa?" Sophie asked, innocently walking behind her father and peeking out at Hero.

Before Villain could reply, Hero had spoken up. "Yeah, he did," Hero smiled, dropping down to their knees to Sophie's height.

Villain almost choked on air with how quickly Hero changed their behavior. "Your dad needs a little help with his homework, so I've come to visit him." Hero glanced up at the glassy-eyed villain. "Did I interrupt your homework time? Sorry."

"No, um, it's fine Hero," Villain finally spoke up. He did his best to try and quell the shaking in his voice and his hands. "Why don't you go draw, Sophie? Papa will be there in a little bit after talking with, uh," Villain paused, glancing at Hero. He didn't expect to see the sympathetic look on Hero's face.

As Sophie disappeared, Hero stood, looking at Villain. "Is that your kid?" They asked, much gentler than before. It had caught Villain off guard, and he took a few steps back. Hero glanced down at his leg, before looking up at the father, guilt resting on their expression now. "How old is she?"

Although reluctant to do so, Villain eased his stance. In the few years he had gotten to know Hero, he was sure the other wouldn't hurt any kid, whether it was a civilian's or a villain's. "She just turned 6," he replied quietly, trying to calm his breathing. Hero's gaze dropped down to the other's leg again, and the villain shifted underneath his nemesis's scrutinizing eyes.

"It's been a week and a half since the battle. Has your leg still not healed?" Hero asked. Villain couldn't believe it, but it was even softer than before. He almost sank to his knees and cried in relief. Sophie would be safe. They wouldn't do anything to him or to her.

Villain meekly nodded, leaning against the wall. "I can't go to the hospital. Can't get caught an' stuff," he mumbled, looking down and crossing his arms over his chest. Hero's heart gave out at their nemesis' soft look. Slowly, they approached him, before softly resting their hand over his shoulder. Villain sighed shakily, glancing up at Hero warily.

"Let's get you patched up, first and foremost. And if you're alright with it, I'd love to meet Sophie." Villain almost cried at Hero's offer before he timidly nodded.

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There is no such thing as too many asks!! I live by this. Anywaysssss, ask number five of today… the heroes give Villain a truth drug and they accidentally end up confessing they’re love for Hero while being drunk on the drug. <3

LITERALLY THOUGHT THIS DISAPPEARED OFF MY INBOX JUST AS I WAS GONNA WORK ON IT AND I WAS DEVASTATED FOR A FEW DAYS

This also took EMBARRASSINGLY long to write for some reason, so you probably don't even remember sending in this ask sgnkgsgs

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Deal

Hero wasn't sure why they were called into the interrogation rooms. They were just working in their room, wanting to get some paperwork done before they had to get going for patrolling in an hour. They glanced at a nearby clock hung up on the wall, that being the only thing to decorate the boring blue hallways. Noting the time, Hero turned the corner and almost fell back as they bumped into Other Hero- who looked absolutely furious.

"Woah, are you alright there?" Hero asked.

Other Hero swiveled to glare at Hero straight into their eyes. "No! That damned criminal fucking scratched me!! Like a cat!!" Their angered high voice had caught Hero completely off guard. Their colleague saw the other flinch and sighed, closing their eyes and pinching their nose bridge. "Sorry, Hero. But I didn't get anything out of that villain. They kept on rambling on and on! And when I tried to force some answers out of them, they just snapped at me like a dog! Can you believe that!? Then they said, quote 'If Hero doesn't question me, you might ask well as a bird about Supervillain's plans!' Birds?! Really?"

Hero gave a sympathetic smile to Other Hero. "Sort of...They do get upset if something ever interrupts their monologue," they replied, earning only a sharp eye from the other. "Ok, ok, I'll go see what's up, you get yourself some rest, you deserve it. The leader gave me all the paperwork so don't worry about that either."

With that, Hero continued down the corridor, facing a large door with a keypad. Once in, Hero glanced up at a large three monitors that displayed Villain, who sat in a chair, humming a song in a lazy tone. Their arms were cuffed to the table, which gave Hero some reassurance in case anything went wrong. Then again, Villain didn't tend to snap at them or anything that much, they usually came out of battles rather unscathed. Hero glanced at the one-way glass that filled up almost the entire wall, which stood adjacent to the monitors.

With a small sigh, Hero walked up to the door, which greeted them with one too many locks and keypads. Almost as soon as Hero had entered the room, Villain's demeanor lit up, and they got up giddily- almost stumbling off their chair which got knocked over in the process. "Woah, woah, calm down Villain," Hero walked over picking up the chair. Villain was up to their face almost immedietly, excited to see the other.

"You won't believe how much of a hellhole it's been without you. That other hero was such an ass," Villain said, their words slurring together. Hero blinked, sensing something was...off. Villain continued their ramblings about others who had dropped in earlier to question them as Hero made their way across the table, taking a seat on a chair intended for them.

"Villain?" Hero's voice was soft as they called their nemesis' name. The tone of voice immediately caught the other's attention, and their hazy eyes was fixed on Hero right away. "Did the team give you something?" They asked, maintaining eye contact with Villain, while the other squirmed in their seat, uncomfortable with how their arms were pressed against the table with the cuffs

Villain gave them a lopsided smirk. "Mmm, probably. They were trying to get me to talk about Supervillain," they paused, glancing at Hero, enjoying the way they perked up, leaning in to listen to what Villain had to say. "But~ I can't say I enjoy talking about that loser. I mean, really, do you have to pull up in some fancy-ass limo a block from where you're gonna do your evil deed? Jeez, I feel bad for the chauffer of that car."

"Hold on, what was that about Supervillain's car?"

The criminal paused, forgetting for a moment that this was an interrogation rather than just a conversation with Hero. Another sly smirk appeared on their lips, and Hero swallowed, though didn't back down. "I don't like to give important things for free, now. That's just how my world works deary. But I'll tell you for a price?"

The other straightened their back, now listening intently. It almost made Villain laugh, seeing the cute Hero's attention fixed all the way on them now. They reveled in it. "Tell me I'm pretty," they couldn't help but let out a bubbly laughter, seeing Hero's reaction as their face turned red. "Kidding, kidding. But I do think you're a really amusing person, anddd if you do want Supervillain's information, I need something just as...good back. So how about once I'm out of these," Villain glanced down at the cuffs, then at Hero, smiling still, "we go out on a date?"

At first the Hero didn't say anything, shocked over anything, frankly. Then, they gave a small nod. "Alright- um. Alright, it's a deal."

this took an embarrassingly long time to write and I get the ending wasn't the best so maybe....part 2 someday? Idk

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Possessive villain?

Cw- Possessive behavior, stalker behavior

Humans are the only animals with this complex consciousness, which tells a person from right to wrong. Everyone is taught this from a young age. This is sewn into the brains of every child, and adults of all ages alike. Villain knew this as well as anyone, and he knew most saw him as simply one with evil morals- someone whose consciousness was wrecked as an adolescent through the influences of life. Villain would've disagreed. He knew well as anyone, that although he might have had a crooked thought process, he meant well.

The crowd didn't understand how much it hurt Villain when Hero had gotten trash-talked in the grocery, the way they spoke about him in the papers. It wasn't fair- no! He may be a Villain, but he appreciated things. He appreciated the beauty that was given to him in the form of Hero. He couldn't let others do this to their Hero.

Three days, that's all it took. Villain put in effort and time to find out more about Hero now. Though he knew his nemesis pretty well prior to this, there was no harm in Villain finding out more, more, and more of the way Hero had been hurt long before Villain had come alone. It infuriated him, to see how much his precious Hero had been dug through the earth, been beaten and damned. No, no, this wouldn't do. How dare those around Hero hurt them?

That's when a brilliant idea struck a match. There wouldn't be any harm if Villain kept Hero. Hero would be happy too? Right? They would be kept safe and sound in their compound, away from the dangers of the world. Villain knew this was the right thing to do, and they could already hear how proud Hero would be, of the good thing they were about to do. There was no one else who'd protect Hero like they did.

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Hello Snow,

I have a Hero x Villain request if want, hopefully it isn't too confusing

Villain is Hero's boss in their civilian jobs

When they both found this out, Villain was very happy about it because they used their position to annoy the hell out of Hero and Hero can't do anything about it

hehe

Annie :)

Hero hated every second of this. Villain could tell. Villain could also tell that Hero had no idea that their greatest nemesis stood right in front of their desk, holding a new stack of paperwork with the most shit-eating grin ever.

"These papers just came in from Co-worker," Villain said, placing the stack with a satisfying smack. Almost immediately, they could see Hero hold back a groan of frustration. "Co-worker requested for these to be done in..." Villain paused, glancing down at the watch ticking on their wrist. "Ah, tomorrow by lunch. It was for some report," Villain looked up, tucking their hands into the neat slacks. They watched with patient eyes as Hero only got more riled up over the time limit.

"What, you can't be serious?!" Hero huffed miserably, running a hand through their hair. They looked at the packets of papers, before looking at Villain with a desperation that the criminal absolutely ate up. No way Hero would look that upset at them in a battle. Hero had this tendency to be much too patient and focused on their tasks, which only annoyed Villain. Their existence as a villain was to bother and pester Hero till they exploded, though their attempts at their battles had only failed to do that.

That is until Villain had discovered that Hero had been one of their recently employed Civilian. Ever since then, Villain had made it their personal job to push around Hero and see how much the beloved hero could take before some sort of reaction happened. It was surprisingly, honestly, that Hero hadn't already caught Villain. They had been dropping hints both in work at the office and during their fights. Hero wouldn't even have realized that they were Villain unless Villain explicitly told them at this point.

"I've worked the entire day on these two projects already! Co-worker can't give me these reports," Hero almost yelled these words, rubbing their temple. They glanced briefly at the clock on their desk and groaned. "My shift ends in literally one hour, Boss. I cannot work overtime again," they plead, looking up at Villain.

Villain hummed, crossing their arms over their chest and leaning back on their heels. "Work is work. I believe you said it yourself. Work is important. You cannot push away the duties given to you, then you'd let your efforts die in vain." A signature smirk of Villain's curled up their lips.

They could tell Hero recognized that- the stupid smirk of theirs. And even more so, that quote. The one Hero had said, specifically in front of Villain three days ago. Villain watched as Hero fumbled around for words, scrambling to stand up.

"You- what- no way-" they gasped, raking a hand through their hair. Their eyes glanced around their environment. Their colleagues were all away from their office for the moment. "No, no, no, no."

"Aw, Hero, don't be that sad. I may be all terrifying after work, but seeing as we're not on the rooftops, I'd rather not have you throwing fists my way." Hero looked like a kicked puppy as they sank into their seat, looking at their work, and then at Villain with wide eyes. Villain hummed, more than amused at Hero's response. "I hope to see you at the get-together tomorrow, though. Perhaps then I may spare you the paperwork," they chuckled, tapping the papers stacked upon the desk before leaving with a satisfied smirk.

This was in my drafts for so long but OH BOY once I started writing, it was fun

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Привет!! it's ya boi dmitri here to humbly request some villain x civilian content, just anything where the Big Bad is rlly soft for their partner, maybe civilian comes in to bring them something during a meeting/interrogation and the villain just stops being terrifying for a sec to greet them fjjhdhjdf is that too specific-

Hero gulped, taking a step away from the control panel. Villain stood at the opposite end of the room, glaring at him with death written all over them. "How did you get in?" Villain took a step forwards, and Hero took one back. He had almost bumped into the control panel if it weren't for the hostile expression of Villain growing even more aggressive. Hero glanced back, and moved off to the side, raising his hands in a defensive manner.

"Hey now, I- no one wants a fight in here out of all places, alright, Villain?" Hero spoke carefully as if treading on hot coals. The battery powering the entire machine was fragile and extremely reactive. If either Villain or Hero decided to spar out here, Hero was terrified to think how much damage would come upon the city. Villain didn't seem to back down though, instead. summoning the iconic electric blue lightning they were known for. Hero gulped, glancing back past the window at the reactor. Shit, he was in trouble, he needed to get out of here and get out of here quickly. His team waited above the building, already evacuating people away from the area. That wouldn't work- they needed to go--

"Hey, hun, there you are!" A third voice caught both Hero and Villain off guard. Temporarily, both of them halted their powers and looked at the doorway. It had opened up to a sweet-looking person, quite a few inches shorter than Villain. They glanced at Villain with a smile of an angel, before catching sight of Hero, seemingly surprised to see him. "Oh, you didn't tell me that you had guests over?" They walked towards Villain, carrying a tupperware.

The change in Villain's behaviour had made Hero fumble even more. Villain's stance dropped, and they turned their full attention onto their lover, giving Hero a side-glare. "Ah, he's not a guest, darling. Sorry, I didn't think you'd stop by today?" They spoke in a soft tone that Hero thought their nemisis could never carry. "I was just seeing them out, Lover," they gave a small smile, as the other had came and wrapped an arm lovingly around Villain.

Ohhh, the hero understood now...sort of.. but Villain?? Really? No way they could grow soft enough for a lover. Hero got completely sidetracked for a minute, before he realized that Villain and Lover was staring at them expectantly. "Right, Hero?" Villain's eyebrow shot up.

"What?"

"You were just about to leave?"

"Oh, uhhh right. Uh huh, I was just um...going.. Gotta y'know... protect the city and stuff." Hero muttered, slowly walking to the door, taking the long way around to avoid getting closer to the couple.

Lover's eyes lit up, recalling something. "Oh! Would you like cookies? I was just dropping them off, but there's more than enough for you!" They offered. Villain pouted, poking their shoulder.

"Do we have to share? I mean, those were for me and my co-workers, right? And Hero isn't- well, not technically my co-worker."

Lover rolled their eyes playfully, flicking Villain's shoulder. "I am always baking you things at home," they chuckled, before turning to Hero and gesturing to the tupperware filled with cookies.

Hero shook his head, giving a nervous smile. "Ah, haha, no I've gotta get going. But um, thanks for the offer?"

Both Lover and Villain shrugged in response, helping themselves to the delicious treats as Hero made a dash for their nearest escape route, thinking What the hell did I just witness?

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How about

A hero or villain

Procrastinating

On studying for their chemistry exam

I literally had my chemistry exam yesterday and it went ok. I definitely am projecting myself onto Hero and Villain here lol

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Psst.

Hero flinched, not expecting to hear a voice in her head. Nonetheless, she ignored it, squinting at the packet in front of her, half the questions filled out.

How do you do stoichiometry?

Hero gripped her pencil tighter, ever so slightly. Of course, it was Villain who was asking this. She had the entire 3 day weekend to do so, instead, Hero watched her roommate do anything but study. As much as she had insisted on helping out Villain earlier, she had declined. No way Hero was gonna tell her shit.

I know you can hear me~ C'mon, I'll take you out for ice cream after exams if you do, please.

The college student finally looked up, only to be greeted by a sea of her peers looking at their desks and working. She glanced around before her eyes met one of her nemesis. The other noticed and put up a smug smirk. Can you please fuck off?!

Villain frowned in reply, and Hero felt satisfied by that. Perhaps then, her villainous roommate would finally stop trying to cheat with telepathy. She turned back to her test, looking at the next question, before groaning and sinking further into her seat. Fuck how do I balance this?! There was a brief moment of panic in Hero as she tried to recall which lesson she had learned this in. Villain's voice crept into their head again.

I can help. If you help me?

I don't need your help, go away! Focus on your own test. Your voice is distracting.

Awe, you think I'm distracting.

The poor hero felt a wave of heat climb up her neck and cheeks. Internally, she cursed herself for looking this stupid in front of other students who were just trying to take a test. Look, if you don't stop I'll-

I promise I'll bring you to that cute cat cafe after? Villain's voice broke their thought process again. Though this time, Hero wasn't as mad. The thought of relaxing at a cafe with a cup of warm coffee and a snack while petting a cat just sounded so tempting. So relaxing... especially after how hellish this past week had been.

... Fine, but you're paying.