Okay so my mom and step dad and I were watching a horror movie called You're Next and there was this scene where a twenty something guy was talking to his dad in the upstairs hallway. All of a sudden one of the killers slits the dad's throat and he starts reaching for his son's face with blood squirting all over. The guy cringes away looking disgusted and covered with blood and I say out loud, "No thanks, Dad, ew." My mother almost wet herself and I have never laughed so hard at my own joke.
Hahaha, that’s awesome! I love making comments like that in unexpected situations. And laughing at your own jokes is seriously the best feeling ever in my opinion
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