Zeus: *slaughtering Giants in droves* "Come on Hades, admit it! You've missed fighting together!"
Hades: *artfully dispatching another foe* "It isn't...unpleasant."
Zeus: *bloody and sweaty, he turns to nudge Reader* "He loves me, really."
Hades: *hiding a smile* "Where next? The battle ahead is-"
Son of Aphrodite!Reader: "I want you both carnally so fucking bad right now."
Hades: "...pardon?"
Zeus: "Oh?"
Hades: "Zeus!"
Zeus: "I mean...oh?"
Hades: "Need I remind you both we are in an active war with Giants?"
Son of Aphrodite!Reader: "Need I remind you there's an empty temple over there we could be having sex in?"
Zeus: "He makes an excellent point, Hades."
Hades: "You truly have a one track mind--"
Zeus: *swinging Reader over his shoulder* "Come on, you know you wanna."
Hades: "....we will talk about this later." *follows*










