#snv zeus

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#145 Married

You and Hades snuggled together on the couch

Y/n*Looking up at him as he sits on your lap*You know..... if I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd have one rose~

Hades*frowns slightly* only one?

Y/n: mmhmm

Hades*is now saddened* oh.....

Y/n: I'd only have one because you've never left my mind~*Holds his face and pulls him in, lays a kiss on his forehead*

Hades*Gives you a loving peck on your cheek* I'm gonna marry you...

Y/n: Hadey, we're already married, you silly goose~

Zeus: Hey, honey?

Hera*who is next to him, is painting her nails* Husband, if you try anything like that, I will castrate you

Zeus: ok...

[roguerambles]

Zeus: *slaughtering Giants in droves* "Come on Hades, admit it! You've missed fighting together!"

Hades: *artfully dispatching another foe* "It isn't...unpleasant."

Zeus: *bloody and sweaty, he turns to nudge Reader* "He loves me, really."

Hades: *hiding a smile* "Where next? The battle ahead is-"

Son of Aphrodite!Reader: "I want you both carnally so fucking bad right now."

Hades: "...pardon?"

Zeus: "Oh?"

Hades: "Zeus!"

Zeus: "I mean...oh?"

Hades: "Need I remind you both we are in an active war with Giants?"

Son of Aphrodite!Reader: "Need I remind you there's an empty temple over there we could be having sex in?"

Zeus: "He makes an excellent point, Hades."

Hades: "You truly have a one track mind--"

Zeus: *swinging Reader over his shoulder* "Come on, you know you wanna."

Hades: "....we will talk about this later." *follows*

[tomo-knows-all]

Brunhilde's guide to manipulating the Gods into participating in Ragnarok

[silvernyxchariot]

Record of Ragnarok

Poseidon: . . .

Me: Yeah? ☕️😐

Poseidon: You have nice birthing hips.

Me: ☕️😑 This is why Amphitrite ran away from you the first time.

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Thousands of years ago, Hades and Zeus watching Poseidon flirt with Amphitrite, Adamas is laughing on the inside:

The TIKTOK that inspired this post

[rosylocust]

Zeus: Hades isn’t answering his phone! Adamas: I’ll call. Zeus: Poseidon and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Hades: Hello?

[snvlokiframes]

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[justvir]

Yes or No?

[thisworldisinhysteria]

Rocks

To Tam looking at Zeus and Poseidon : I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.