It's like, sure, I wanna see you sneeze in person, but... When you don't know who's sneezing, or even the person on the phone... It's a bit thrilling. I love the WAVs, but what if you're interacting with the person in the WAV, if you will...?
Phone sneezing is so fun to me.
Especially if they're suffering from allergies or even have the worst sneezy cold.
It's even better if it's something like Discord and they're on Voice Chat, and the person sneezes.
wind sneezes please? like not powerful enough to hurt someone but enough to cause havoc. they've caught a hell of a cold and now their snzfucker so gets to take care of them.
A Few Sunny Days
A Ficlet
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Klaude groaned, feeling a familiar buzz in his nose. As much as he wanted to turn over and close his eyes, he weakly felt around for their handkerchief. As his nose began to twitch, he spread his fingers, and opened one eye.
The sheets were in a bundle at the end of the bed, and his handkerchief, which he had laid beside him, was nowhere to be found.
“Oh, gods abo-hove-!”
Klaude squeezed his flaring nostrils shut, and used his other hand to fling the blankets aside, but to no avail. In one last attempt to cover, he put both arms in front of his face and braced himself.
“Hih…hih…!”
Suddenly, Klaude heard the door creak open from behind his arms.
“Oh, you’re awake? How-”
“HYEKSH’SHOOOO!”
Klaude’s sneeze billowed from him, causing all manner of papers, napkins, and curtains to flutter into the air in a whirlwind. Bottles of medicine fell from the nightstand, crashing onto the floor. Klaude himself was even thrown a few inches off the bed, coming down with a loud thud and the squeak of springs. When he opened his eyes again, a concerned face was standing over him.
“I suppose you still don’t feel well, do you?”
Klaude sat up, wiping his nose on the back of his hand.
“Oh, doe, I feel…snf…buch better than yesterday, Leif. This is a day’s sdiffles, is all. I’ll be fide as fog after I-”
Klaude began to cough, his throat sore after the sudden sneeze. Leif clucked his tongue and pushed him back onto the bed by the shoulders.
“You aren’t nearly well enough to get out of bed,” he said, pulling the bunched up sheets over the sprite again, “much less take reign of any more storms.“
“Id’s the season for it,” Klaude protested. “Whad’s winter withoud any storms?”
Leif ran his fingers through Klaude’s matted beard. “I know, my love, I know. But you shouldn’t conjure such weather in your condition.”
Klaude sniffled, having no more energy to argue. Besides, his nose was beginning to buzz again. Leif began to clean up the mess, sweeping up shattered glass and dabbing cough syrup off the carpet.
“I can cook some stew, if you’d like. You haven’t had anything since yesterday’s tea…”
“‘M dot hungry.”
Leif swept the glass into the wooden bin next to the bed. “You must eat something, Klaude. Feed a fever, starve a cold, you know.”
Klaude grunted. Thunder rumbled outside.
“Grumpy little storm cloud,” Leif said, chuckling. “I’ll make a bit of carrot soup - I know you like that. And some lavender tea for your throat.”
Klaude settled down into the covers, sniffling.
Leif smiled and leaned down, kissing Klaude on the tip of his red nose, then rubbed his own nose against it in a slow rabbit kiss. Klaude’s nostrils twitched.
“Don’d…hih…!”
Leif wrapped his arms around him, letting Klaude’s nose bury into his chest. He could feel the nostrils quiver against his wool sweater. Klaude’s muffled protests and desperate hitching only made Leif hold him even tighter.
“Hih…HYEK’TSSSHOOO!”
The mattress squeaked as the pair bobbed from the force of the sneeze. After a few moments, Leif withdrew, but not without a large wet spot down his front. Klaude’s eyes glazed, and he sunk deeper into his pillow.
“I s’bbose,” he rasped, “I could do with a few suddy days.”
Leif looked down at his ruined sweater, then gave Klaude a look just below his eyelids.
Hi there, I’d like to ask about having a kink side blog and a vanilla main blog if that’s alright with you. How has that experience been for you? Besides putting a disclaimer about being a side blog in your header, is there any other advice you’d give?
I’ve been thinking about making a side blog for awhile and just worried about being blocked by my fav snz blogs. (I’m also worried about accidentally reblogging kink content to my main blog LOL but I guess that’s just something I’ll have to be careful about).
Thanks!
It's been fine for me. If I'm like extra worried about it then I'll just awkwardly dm someone and ask if it's fine for me to follow from my main and tell them what the name is lmao but generally I haven't had any problems. And yeah definitely double check which blog you're posting stuff to bc I've made the mistake a couple times and I was just lucky I noticed immediately and corrected it before anyone noticed 😅 but yeah it hasn't been a problem for me so I imagine it'll be the same for you
Bathtubs big enough for two people are so epic! Imagine A has a rotten, stuffy, achy cold, and B runs a bath with some of this cold and flu products. You know, the mentholated salts, oils, or bubble baths. And they lounge in the tub A laying back against B and just melting into their partner and the hot water.
