#snzideas

[irosenpinetree]

A man with a large nose that wrinkles and flares with every hitch, his chest swelling larger as he desperately tries to avade his captivity of a freshly bloomed flower at his septum.

Especially if there's a lightly pollen coated handkerchief waiting for him in your other hand.

[irosenpinetree]

Larger boyfriend swallows nervously at the smaller boyfriend. The smaller one grins and rubs a thick fluffy makeup brush under his septum. The large one leans back against the office chair, eyes watering as the bristles dusted his tender skin in makeup. The smaller one just giggles, and stares at his twitching nose.

"Don't interrupt the meeting now, babe." He says quietly.

The larger one tries moving away, but the smaller man holds his head in place.

The larger one quivered and started to build up against his will. "iieeegghh....hehhh ......HUHHH..."His nostrils flaring widely against his control.

The smaller boyfriend sat in his lap now, and put a clump of tissues to his nose.

"HEHHNGGXCHTSHH!!!" The larger boyfriend sniffled miserably, and nuzzled his nose in the tissues for a moment before he dreaded the makeup brush returning under his nostrils for another round.

[irosenpinetree]

Partner who stands behind his lover, building to a sneeze.

The other can feel everything from his chest heaving, to his nose twitching by their ear.

They turn around, lightly groping the partner's chest and bury his nose in a feather duster, which he is extremely allergic to.

"D-don't pihhh....push the fehhheathers in my nohh...nose..." The partner shakily whines as his eyes roll up from the tickling.

"I'm sorry, repeat that?" The other twists the duster slowly, shaking particles of dust in the air as well. Double homicide.

Partner is gasping, sputtering, and a hitchy mess as the other presses closer. The buildups get more desperate, and loud, and his nostrils are just so red and trembling. The other chuckles, and slides an arm around his waist, watching the plumes gently attack their love's nostrils. "come on. You can let go."

And with that command, the partner takes a huge inhale inside the small, cramped closet....

[irosenpinetree]

AFTER THE CEREMONY (allergies, m/f)

(Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii was bored and in my state of procrastination I bring unto you this small fic I wrote.)

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Alex covered his nose. "Josephine we're in public....sorta!" He whispered aloud.

His wife always had the absolute insanity she craved of her husband sneezing in public. Trying to keep it together was hot to her. Alex didn't have public humiliation, but the thought of him trying to contain his sneezing in public fueled her in ways she couldn't address.

"Oh come on now sweetheart....it's just a little pollen...." She would bring the bouquet closer to him, and Alex made a small defiant noise. "But they'll.... they'll...." His voice would fade as the hitching overtook his features.

"hehhh....hyehh....ngh...hehhh..."

They had been invited to a wedding. Josephine and Alex had said their praises and congratulations to the happy couple, but Josephine hadn't heard him sneeze all day. Not to mention the two worked long hours and barely had time to see each other, but they could make it work. She had of course thought this through Before hand, and brought Alex into the hallway restroom just a few doors down from the reception.

She would only smile and flick the tickly, teasy petals around Alex's nose. "They won't hear a thing, Alexander. If you can help it..."

"Hhhh....hihhgghh...hhhh-hhhhh- hhhuhuuuhhhh...." Alex's suit began to slightly tear, and buttons would pop revealing his perfectly toned chest under. Josephine blushed like mad and crossed her legs together. He was almost there.

"Come on my big bad boy. You surely don't want to keep any more tickles waiting ...." She sang softly. Alex was not fairing too well at all.

He gently shook his head, but unfortunately caused one of the flowers to slip into his nose. That did it. Josephine was lightning to grab a few silky handkerchiefs and shove it into his face when Alex leaned his body against hers.

"HAAAHHHRRRRSHHHEEEWWW!!!!" Alex exploded into the hankies and Josephine couldn't keep her excitement anymore. She let out a small whimper at the force and his breath and his watery eyes and-

"..... Josephine? Are you alright?"

Hearing his voice she could only nod, and her blush spread more towards her ears. Alex would take the hint before mulling over a thought in his head. "How about...."

With a devilish grin, he put a flower to his nose and breathed in deeply. "W-we...sssssnnnff! ....see h-h-h-hhh....how long you lahh...last now ...." He brushed his twitchy nose to hers, and his features slowly turned pre-sneeze. As he started hitching, Josephine would swallow hard.

Well fuck.

[irosenpinetree]

Would anyone be interested in a Sneezy polycule of characters who are on an adventure?

[irosenpinetree]

If anybody is into LGBT scenarios, let me bring upon you:

A drag queen screwing her performance because her allergies to her props are getting to her. Feather boas, a dusty fur coat she hadn't put in since her last airplane travel drag show, maybe the makeup powder got in her nose and she just desperately needs to have a fit but ....in front of the audience and millions of people? How unsightly..!

[irosenpinetree]

Someone being near an allergen and having them ask "You want me to put that closer to my nose?"

Followed by:

"e-even closer? Right into my nose?"

That's it. That's the blog.

[irosenpinetree]

Oh joy to be a sick sneezy giant taking care of his sick sneezy friends....