#snzrp

[irosenpinetree]

Hey, if anyone's still looking into role-playing I'm up for being a DM. I'm interested in long-term role players. I'm currently looking for a specific roleplay where a group of people live together and just go through their daily lives, maybe taking care of each other.... Getting into shenanigans I don't know. OR if you wanna do something different like have a plot whereas characters hide from something and can't sneeze for example, that's fine too! I want to do MXM PREFERABLY. If you're curious about my interests, I'm down for anything like:

• Poly couple(s)/separate couple(s)

• Destructive sneezes / regular ones

• exaggerated buildups

• feather dusters (it's my favorite tool), bouquets of flowers, furry tails, etc that kinda stuff

• LGBT

• Romance No NSFW

• allergies/colds

• angst, dark themes, magic, supernatural or human stuff

• No fandom stuff ONLY OCs

• setting can be whatever but I typically stick to modern fantasy / winging a plot sounds more fun, preplan plot can be too

• NO MESS

I'm very active. Sometimes I have trouble writing but I try to keep it to one to two paragraphs minimum depending on the situation. I'm much more preferable with playing multiple characters but if you want 1 on 1 that's fine. You must be your 18+. I love being the sneezer but we can vice versa.

I know this was a lot, we can discuss more in DMs if you fancy me.

I will only roleplay on discord.

[snzgay]

In Need of Care

Ok! Trying something new because I wanna and I'm inspired. This is derived a lot from audio roleplay scripts and some absolutely awesome posts by @sky-snz who's writing is INCREDIBLE!

Key for readers and maybe if someone voices this (a gal can dream)

"text" character lines, speaking, character sounds

*asterisks* SFX and not vocal character sounds

(parenthesis) specific direction for how to deliver certain lines

(...) listener speaking

Bold emphasis

Italics optional additional effects

Script is fully gender neutral, speakers default tone is quite surly and snippy, speaker does not seem to like the listener very much.

Script:

Office noise

*knock knock knock*

(congested voice muffled by door) "ugh, combe id."

Door opening and closing

(subdued distain) "*sigh* what is it you ndeed this ti- Oh it's you."

(Distain becomes less subdued) "What do you wandt? Id case you havnd't ndoticed I'mb a bit-*snrF* a bit busy."

(...)

"'yOu ShOuLdN't Be HeRe WhIlE yOu'Re SiCk' Yeah well ndewsflash sundshide I ndever-hh..*snf* I ndever ahsked for...f-forh-..heh..hEh! He'AATChiEWWwW! -For your opidiond."

*wipes nose with their sleeve*

"ngh*snrk*...."

(pause)

"...what?"

(...)

(voice raised)"-! I kndow that!-*coughing**gasp*-aASHieWW!..-hih-hiH-hIH-hiAShHOOO!!"

"*snRf*-ugh...*ahem* I kndow that. Do you really thidk I'mb ndot paindfully aware of how mbuch of a 'mbess' ,as you so tactfully put it; I amb?"

"The last thigg I wadt is to be seen-*scrubs their nose with the cuff of their coat, grumbling with frustration at the persistent tickle* snduffligg ad scrubbigg at mby ndose with the sleeve of mby blazer; I simbply have ndothigg else to use."

"I-*snff* rad out of tissues a few hours ago. So ndow I-...I..hhh'iEShieWWw!!-heEySCHOO'oo!! UgH!! I'mb just stuck here, scrubbigg mby ndose raw with mby cuffs undtil all this idnferdal paperwork is sorted, because I amb the only ode who does adythigg id this endtire buiLDI-!!*harsh coughing*"

*more coughing*

*coughing peters to a stop, followed by a hoarse and exhausted groan*

(lowers their head down onto their arms, utterly drained of energy)

(defeated, talking more to themselves than the to the listener)"...why amb I eved telligg you this? It's ndot like it mbakes a difference...*snrfl*Hell, givend how I treat you, I would't be surprised if the reasod you have't left already is because seeigg mbe suffer ambuses you.*snf*"

(sits back up after a moment)

*deep crackly sigh* "Just go away, I dod't have the timbe to entertaid you with mby mbisery." *Wipes nose with sleeve again*

Footsteps towards the speaker, soft rusling of fabric

(...)

"GrrwhAT?! Did't I just tell you t-huh?"

(listener offers something) "...oh umb...a hadkerchief. You're...you're givigg this to mbe?

(hesitant and nervous, almost suspicious) "...Tha-thadk you...I-I'll just-hh juhst-huhh..huH-hAH!-"

(cups the cloth over their nose and mouth) "HAtShHEeWWw!!! Hah..eH-EH-eEH'ShiiEwW!-eKshieW!"

"hOgod-EKSheW! Icad't-huh-'HuStCHIEeww!!!"

(briefly lowers kerchief) "ndeedto-*snK*hh*sRnk*...hEHK-*harsh noseblow*!...euhh..."

Paper flipping

(exhausted but a little less congested)"*snf* ugh, what are you doing now?"

(..?)

(confused)"Yes, those are the papers I need to get through. Why?"

(...)

(confused) "you can do...(Realization) WhAt?!-*cough cough, ahem* what??"

(...)

"you'd...do themb for mbe?(Hesitant to hope) Like fill themb out individually with all the proper information ad scan them ad-ad mbake sure they each get sent to the correct people in proper order ad...why?"

(...)

"Because I'mb sick and I should go rest...why do you care?? You don't owe mbe anythigg, ad I've been ndothigg but *snf* rude ad hostile since you eh-entehred -ehHshYoo!"

(...)

(relenting)"Alright alright fide, it's all yours! Guess that means I cad..leave?"

(...!)

"yes yes 'go hombe ad rest' I heard you the first tibe, I'm goigg just let me grab mby thiggs."

Gathering stuff

Walking, door opening

"...hey, uh....*ahem* thadk you."

(...^^)

"-!...okseeyoumondaybye!"

Door closes

(muffled through the door) "-xTshOo!"

The end!

Pt2

[bben9-kun]

bben9-kun's official Tumblr roleplay request.

Just gonna let everyone who reads this, know specific information, at the start of the post. 1. I'm going to occasionally reblog this, so the hope won't ever die of starting a new roleplay :skullcrazy: 2. I will not do NSFW under any occasion to be entirely honest with you. Maybe a little, and tiny hints of it, but full on sex scenes and stuff, just does not interest the boy. 3. I do not ever want to be the character doing any of the sneezing in the roleplay, tried it a lot on a couple of occasions, and it just does not work out. 4. I'm going to post a plot list link towards the bottom of this post, and i'll always have you pick the plot, since I just like roleplaying :grinbuuhan: With that, i'm open to roleplay guys, I want to do M/F stuff with me being the male character if it wasn't obvious. I got plenny of plots we can do, and if you don't like any of them, I wouldn't mind coming up with one on the spot. I do have some plots/scenarios that may come to mind every now and then, that I will post here, but it's going to be normie garbage/rare genius stuff, so be warned. If you wanna roleplay with my under my picky conditions, just DM me here, and we can roleplay here, or on Discord(preferably Discord), but I really can roleplay here too, so hit the boy up. Lastly I do prefer allergies, but as long as there is a decent amount of sneezing, I can do damn near any type of roleplay, to a T. F.Y.I: I wouldn't mind doing F/F stuff too, but i've done it so much that i'm kind of burnt out on it, so give me some time if you want to do an F/F roleplay. Same rules apply to the F/F roleplay too, though. ALSO be aware that I less active before 5:30 P.M CST, due to my job. Edit: I forgot the fucking doc like a dipshit lmao, here you go: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1pW0_kSldYHg-4MdQZwv8xh9oNwjenTHbpPT1KSdjndc/edit?usp=sharing

[sexywolfydom]

Ok so I'm a sucker for chest heaving in males if it's a snz buildup. Especially a big one. Like golly 😩 Even in women too , but males take the cake. Just seeing/picturing their chest rise during a sneeze buildup is just uugghhh Especially if they're a huge character like holy shit idk what it is but that's hot

And having their chest just press against someone while they're vocally hitching.... and announcing....so desperate and helpless...

[grackledraws]

y'all im begging for rp partners at this point all, I got so many new ocs who need some love ):

[irosenpinetree]

If anybody's into the idea of roleplaying the scenario of a very chubby girl with horrible allergies, accompanied by huge destructive sneezes from her large nose DM me. :) I'll be playing her. It could be fun...

[irosenpinetree]

AFTER THE CEREMONY (allergies, m/f)

(Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii was bored and in my state of procrastination I bring unto you this small fic I wrote.)

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Alex covered his nose. "Josephine we're in public....sorta!" He whispered aloud.

His wife always had the absolute insanity she craved of her husband sneezing in public. Trying to keep it together was hot to her. Alex didn't have public humiliation, but the thought of him trying to contain his sneezing in public fueled her in ways she couldn't address.

"Oh come on now sweetheart....it's just a little pollen...." She would bring the bouquet closer to him, and Alex made a small defiant noise. "But they'll.... they'll...." His voice would fade as the hitching overtook his features.

"hehhh....hyehh....ngh...hehhh..."

They had been invited to a wedding. Josephine and Alex had said their praises and congratulations to the happy couple, but Josephine hadn't heard him sneeze all day. Not to mention the two worked long hours and barely had time to see each other, but they could make it work. She had of course thought this through Before hand, and brought Alex into the hallway restroom just a few doors down from the reception.

She would only smile and flick the tickly, teasy petals around Alex's nose. "They won't hear a thing, Alexander. If you can help it..."

"Hhhh....hihhgghh...hhhh-hhhhh- hhhuhuuuhhhh...." Alex's suit began to slightly tear, and buttons would pop revealing his perfectly toned chest under. Josephine blushed like mad and crossed her legs together. He was almost there.

"Come on my big bad boy. You surely don't want to keep any more tickles waiting ...." She sang softly. Alex was not fairing too well at all.

He gently shook his head, but unfortunately caused one of the flowers to slip into his nose. That did it. Josephine was lightning to grab a few silky handkerchiefs and shove it into his face when Alex leaned his body against hers.

"HAAAHHHRRRRSHHHEEEWWW!!!!" Alex exploded into the hankies and Josephine couldn't keep her excitement anymore. She let out a small whimper at the force and his breath and his watery eyes and-

"..... Josephine? Are you alright?"

Hearing his voice she could only nod, and her blush spread more towards her ears. Alex would take the hint before mulling over a thought in his head. "How about...."

With a devilish grin, he put a flower to his nose and breathed in deeply. "W-we...sssssnnnff! ....see h-h-h-hhh....how long you lahh...last now ...." He brushed his twitchy nose to hers, and his features slowly turned pre-sneeze. As he started hitching, Josephine would swallow hard.

Well fuck.

[irosenpinetree]

Would anyone be interested in a Sneezy polycule of characters who are on an adventure?