#so date me

[dateaboysuggestion]

date a boy who loves lingerie on guys

[hyperhumanity]

literally i am the best girlfriend i value communication above all else, i love giving gifts and doing things for the person i’m dating, i’m a good listener, i know how to raise cats, i would rather be the big spoon and i have no particular preference wrt what tv show(s) we watch because i’m more of a video games person anyway

[partypetes]

hey, lesbians,,,, did you know,,,,,,,, that i can drive?

[official-boyfriend]

date a girl who puts potato chips in all her sandwiches

[astrolagiac]

date a girl who's always tired but never of you

[transgender-mothman]

finishing off the load of my faaaave tomato and oregano bread from the farmers market by toasting it and dipping it into some chicken noodle soup i made from scratch

also this might be the best chicken broth i’ve ever made, it’s DELICIOUS.

[chloe-gayzer]

Seriously, I look so good topless, I need a gf to share this with

[heart-in-pilgrimage]

Pro Tip:

If you want to fall in love quickly, date me.

Not because you'll fall in love with me. 

But as soon as I break it off with you, you'll rebound into find the one for you.

Example 1:

The guy I broke up with in October? Has a new girlfriend, as of Christmas Eve.

Example 2:

My summer fling from a dance event in August who I made out with right before coming back to school?

Announced his freaking engagement to another girl tonight at a dance event.