#so would he

[funnyincorrectmcu]

Peter: You remember the plan if I ever get shot, right? Tony: *sighs* Yes. Unfortunately. Peter: Tell me so I know you know. Tony: *sighs harder* In case you ever get shot, as you fall to the ground, I’m supposed to sing “mmm watcha say” no matter the circumstances. Peter: *nods* Good.

[broth-y]

anyways,

kazuichi souda snuck into the kitchen as a kid to lick a stick of butter in the middle of the night.

[wannakissrobits]

Okay Steve in the future probably has two dicks, one is his day to day packer that he spent days trying to find until he found one that was really His. And then he has something like, blue with stars, to one, hide for people to find if they're snooping (nat) and to randomly wear sometimes when he knows Getting Busy might happen just because sometimes it's fun to make his partner(s) choke before his dick is even all the way out cuz he's a nerd.

[heiichoux]

If Aleks got a tumblr honey...well he would be so screwed after seeing the ImmortalHD tag ;)

[aedan-alexander]