Your HC's are the best!!! How about "kissing them to shut them up" ?
This shit right here is right up my alley thank you for this. Just short, soft little blurbs about some of my fave bikers.
HC list for the SOA Boys and the Mayans Men under the cut!
Jax:
Gets grumpy because he knows that you know it’s the most effective tactic you’ve got up your sleeve.
He’ll try to keep talking for about .5 seconds into the kiss before he gives up and gives into it.
When you break the kiss he’ll try to continue with, “As I was saying,” but all you gotta do is kiss him again and he’ll usually give it up.
He’ll roll his eyes and shake his head at you, but the smirk on his face gives him away. Never has he ever tried to stop you or push you away when he does it, so all the eyerolls in the world can’t fool you.
Will do it back to you when you’re getting worked up over little stuff. Partially for revenge, but also because it works just as well on you as it does on him.
Opie:
He’s the king of avoiding difficult conversations so you know he eats that shit up if you’re using it to distract him from him getting worked up about something.
Opie has never been a chatterbox to begin with, and he never really puts up much of a fight to finish whatever he was trying to say.
You can feel that his body is tense for a moment, but the second he realizes that you’re very kindly letting him know he should drop whatever the current topic was, he relaxes into it immediately.
He’s never won an argument against you yet and he knows it’s certainly not going to start in that moment, so instead of fighting it he’ll just scoop you up and carry you off.
Later on, when everything is said and done, he’ll tell you, “We do gotta talk about it eventually, you know.” And you nod in response, “Yea, eventually.”
Juice:
Catches him off-guard every single time, no matter how many times you do it. Which is...a lot.
It’s the best way you’ve figured out so far to keep him from spiraling too far when he’s rambling. It’s not a permanent fix, but a good temporary distraction.
You always cup his face in both your hands as you do it, and it always takes him a minute to realize what’s going on- he freezes up, eyebrows raised and the whole nine yards.
But it’s you. And he thinks about the fact that it’s you and then that thought is the only one in his head.
When you pull your lips away form his, there’s always a slightly dazed look in his eyes and a small smile tugging at his lips. He’ll let out a nervous, sometimes slightly embarrassed chuckle as he tells you, “You’re really good at that.” You laugh as you lean in to kiss him again, thumbs tracing his cheeks, “Practice makes perfect.”
Chibs:
He knows every trick in the book, including that one.
It’s not super effective in stopping a discussion or an argument, but he’ll still let you try because the man isn’t going to say no to kissing you.
Even if you break up his sentence multiple times, with multiple kisses, he’ll still continue to forge onwards.
You’ll huff and roll your eyes as you admit defeat. But just to continue to inconvenience him, you’ll continue to kiss him.
“We coulda had this talk done awhile ago, y’know,” he’ll remind you with a shake of his head. You know he’s right but that’s not the point- it’s the principle of the thing. So you just kiss him again.
He’ll make the comment that he always lets you finish what you’re saying when you’re trying to talk, and it takes all of your self-control not to tell him that these types of tactics always work both ways. You don’t want to give him that much power, though, so instead you settle for dragging out discussions in the funnest way you know how.
Happy:
Isn’t used to the tables being turned on him like that.
He’s used that trick with you countless times to try and distract you out of being frustrated with something (especially him), but he didn’t expect to have it used against him.
His annoyance persists, “I was talking.” And you shrug, “I know,” and kiss him again.
Bonus points if you have to pluck the toothpick out of his mouth to do it.
He lets you, even if it’s begrudgingly at first. He might be frustrated but he’s not an idiot, he’s not going to turn down a chance to kiss you. He might not always be the best at initiating affection, but the man never puts up a real fight when you start it.
Even if he tries not to give into it at first, by the end of it he usually forgets what he was originally talking about, and you can safely say that your mission is accomplished.
Tig:
Use this as your method at your own risk because it will never end with just a kiss.
Which realistically is half the reason you do it anyway. Everybody wins.
Sometimes he’ll go off on ridiculous tangents solely because he knows you fully intend to kiss him to shut him up and that’s much more fun for him than him simply just going up to you and kissing you, even though the outcome will be the same.
You’re both aware of the game but that’s what makes it so fun.
What also makes it fun is the fact that when he tries to do it to you, you fight him on it. He always looks so offended and that’s when you give in. It’s fun to just watch him get mad about it for a second.
A+ hands-down most effective way of getting what you want or getting out of any discussion ever.
Kozik:
He should see it coming but never does.
He’s an easily distractible boy and this scenario is no different.
Of all the ways you tell him that he’s getting carried away, or worked up over nothing, it’s truly his favorite.
Whatever thought he was originally in the middle of instantly goes out the window and all he cares about from that second on is kissing you. Which is what you prefer.
When you’re done kissing him and you pull away, you can see it clearly on his face that he’s in a completely different headspace than he was a few moments before.
He’ll chuckle, shake his head, say, “Anyway...” before moving onto the next thing.
Half-Sack:
Shocked and wears it all over his entire face each time.
It’s the same kind of surprised look he has over most of the things that you say and do.
Despite the shock, he always gives in. It only takes him about .2 seconds to do that, too.
He’s never one to put up much of a fight over anything with you, so the second you cup his face and kiss him, he instantly quits while he’s ahead.
He gives you a little smirk afterwards, “I should stop, huh?” You laugh, nodding in agreement, “Yea, you should stop.”
Ezekiel:
Usually too wrapped up in whatever he’s saying to even see it coming.
It’s good for him, though. You’re good for him.
It’s hard to get him out of his own head sometimes, especially if he’s off on a tangent about something, but it’s a trick that pretty much always works.
And if it doesn’t distract him entirely, it is usually enough to make him realize that he needs to check himself a little bit. For a few moments, all he’s thinking about is every single time you’ve kissed him, and it’s nice to get a wave of welcome memories.
He’ll give you a little shake of his head and apologize, and in return you’ll smile, giving him another soft kiss on the lips.
Angel:
Knows it’s coming the second he sees you reaching for his face. And he lets it happen.
He knows it’s the politest way you know how to tell him to shut up. And truthfully, he’s glad you’re doing it that way because it means you aren’t mad.
He’ll shake his head and roll his eyes at you. Sometimes if he wants to be a real pain, he’ll tilt his chin up to make it more difficult for you to get to him, but he always, always gives in.
He tries to be slick about it but you can see the smirk tugging at the edges of his mouth.
Even though he’s more than content to drop the subject, a lot of the time he’ll start talking again just to get you to kiss him again, and that’s an opportunity neither of you will pass up.
Coco:
Makes a valiant effort to not be thrown off from the initial discussion, but usually isn’t successful.
“No, c’mon, ma, I’m serious,” he shakes his head and pulls away from you. You laugh and nod, “Yea, I know. I’m serious too, so c’mere,” and you pull him closer to you.
He’s shaking his head at you up until the very moment that your lips catch his.
Once that happens, though, he realizes that whatever it was, can wait. It’s so much easier to be kissing you than to be mad about something else- there will be time for that later.
He might grumble about it after the fact, but if you try to pull away he’ll always pull you right back in for another.
Bishop:
He’s another one who knows all the tricks, and knows exactly what you’re planning to do the second that you think of it. He can see it in your eyes.
He’ll continue talking though, not wanting to rob you of the opportunity, or rob himself of it, if he’s being honest.
He’s been told a million ways by a million people that he’s gotta ease up, or let things go. But the best, softest way he’s ever encountered is when you kiss him.
It’s not always easy for him to let go of whatever it is that’s bothering him, but he always makes an honest effort. The feeling of your lips against his is a pretty good start at forgetting his frustrations.
He leans into your touch with a slight nod, “Alright, sweetheart, I’m done. Promise,” and he’ll kiss you once more for good measure.
Gilly:
Has yet to figure out that you’re doing it to shut him up.
Truthfully, it’s better for everyone that it stays that way. It insures that it will continue to be an effective tactic.
He always is thrown off a little when you do it, because you usually do it mid-sentence. Sometimes he’ll ask why, or what you’re doing. But if you carry on like everything is normal, it usually has the desired effect and he’ll forget just how frustrated he was about something before you did it.
He’ll look at you, confusion on his face, “What was that for?” You just shrug in response, “Because I love you.” The confusion doesn’t disappear from his face but he always returns the sentiment, “Yea, love you too.”
Taza:
“That’s not always going to work, you know,” he’ll shake his head at you when you pull your lips off of his. You bat your eyelashes at him, cupping the side of his face in your hand, “But it’ll work this time?”
The answer to that question is almost always yes.
You can feel the laughter rumbling in his chest when you kiss him, because he knows exactly what you’re doing and he’s content to let it happen.
It takes a lot for him to get worked up, and usually if you’re kissing him to shut him up it’s because a tangent has gone on for a few beats too long.
He likes the loving hint, though. Even if he gives you a hard time about it.
Riz:
Very earnestly tries to keep making whatever point you’re attempting to distract him from.
“Please, querida, you gotta listen,” he’ll shake his head at you as you continue to try and derail the conversation. “I will,” you reassure him, “later.”
He opens his mouth to try to argue but before he can, you’re kissing him. And for as stubborn of a man as he can be, one thing he’s not going to do is stop kissing you once he’s started.
Even if the discussion picks up again later, it’s always calmer than it was the first time around, and that’s all you really wanted to begin with. And, if you manage to have a little fun in the process, it’s not the worst thing in the world.
Creeper:
You always catch him mid-sentence.
He freezes up for a moment. It takes a second for his brain to switch gears, but once he does he’s all about it.
Frustrations be damned, he’s going to take advantage of every opportunity to give you affection and love that he can, even if it means he’s gotta sidebar whatever is frustrating him at the time.
You love that about him, that even when something is bothering him he can flip that switch for you.
Whatever it was, you always end up circling back to it later. And, when you do, he’ll always shoot you a little smirk and tell you, “Alright you gotta let me get it all out this time, mama.”
Hank:
He will completely forget whatever he was trying to say. His mind goes 110% blank the second you kiss him.
Despite how frustrated he might’ve been only seconds beforehand, he will immediately wrap his arms around you and pull you closer.
He doesn’t usually see it coming, but that doesn’t really matter because whatever was happening before that moment doesn’t matter anymore anyway.
A little while after the fact it usually clicks with him that you did it with the intent to shut him up, and that you have a 100% success rate in doing so. The more he thinks about it, the more he can’t help but to just chuckle and shake his head at you.
Bonus- Nestor:
Doesn’t want to give in but he always does.
Wants to think that he’s too tough for that kind of thing to work on him so easily, and he wants you to think that too, but neither of you are fooled.
It’s a tactic that’s most effective when you catch him between sentences. He’ll be taking a breath before going off on the next tangent and that’s when you make your move.
You feel him sigh in defeat as he gives into you, and it’s a feeling of victory that goes unmatched by anything else in the world.
Even if it doesn’t mean that you won the argument, it means you at least put it off for a little while.
“It’s not fair that you get to do that,” he’ll shake his head at you when you go to catch you breath. It gets you to laugh as you shake your head, “I think it’s more than fair.”
