hello i have a request for mihawk! maybe from zoro and peronas POV how they notice cute moments between mihawk and reader like being domestic or subtle displays of affection/jealousy maybe with a scene of mihawk cooking bc you know his knife skills would go CRAZY omg maybe he’s guiding her with the knife hand over hers
CUTE ENOUGH TO KILL .ᐟ.ᐟ
──★ synopsis !!: there's something in the air within Kuraigana, and it's definitely not the spooky kind. no, no, its the kind that haunts someone from the sight of tender moments between you and Mihawk.
──★ pairings !!: dracule "hawkeyes" mihawk x fem! reader
──★ tags !!: yearning, slight crack-fic, humor, not-so-hidden-mutual-pining, zoro being scarred, perona shielding teddy-kumacy's eyes. does not follow main anime/manga plot whatsoever !!
──★ word count !!: 1.8k words !!
──★ extras !!: this is such a cute request omg, i hope i did it justice !!
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"you see it too, don't you?" striking pink hair prickled up, eyes wide enough to show Perona the sight before her and Zoro. sweet enough to kill, but so mundane one would only notice the way Mihawk let his hold against you linger for a few seconds longer if they looked hard enough. unfortunately for the pair, they were looking. Zoro felt his brow twitch, arms crossed as he turned his head away from the sickening sight. "i wish i didn't have to." he hissed out, whispers passing back and forth between the unlikely pair. Perona froze, watching the way Mihawk took the watering can from your hands the second its last drops of water fell onto stubborn vegetables beneath you. you didn't even ask, he just took it. like he had been waiting for the water to run out so he could refill it for you. her mouth slacked open, the ghosts floating around her gasping and holding their heads in shock. a little way away from the statue of a man who claimed the title of world's greatest swordsman, Zoro and Perona flinched in terror. truly, it wasn't anything obvious- heaven forbid. but it was, however, something Dracule Mihawk would never in a million years do. to their knowledge at least. Mihawk was like a statue that had the fortune of having a beard and eyes sharp enough to cut. incapable of showing affection, much less even humoring the thought of a partner. yet here you came, bouncing into the island of Kuraigana, and suddenly Dracule Mihawk would be right next to you at all times.
sometimes, he'd appear. like someone had looked in a mirror and said his name three times. boom, he was there. looming over you like the grim reaper himself, all while you smiled so sweetly it sent Perona spiraling for weeks.
a touch that lingered longer than it should, words that were usually cut out like a death sentence now softening around the edges just for you. golden eyes swirling in something neither Zoro nor Perona wanted to even begin naming, following your every move.
it really wasn't even that bad, but somehow it also was at the same time.
the worst part? Zoro and Perona knew neither of you knew of the unintentional affection. weeks were spent like this. agony anytime Mihawk corrected your form just the slightest in training, Perona whining loudly next to Zoro in distain because Kuraigana was not meant to be contaminated by a sappy love clearly growing between you and Mihawk. no matter how little the two of you even acknowledged the obvious fact.
grunts of disgust coming from Zoro any time Mihawk would tenderly offer you a glass of ice cold water you didn't even ask for. hell, Zoro was the one sweating his skin off over here, where the hell was his water at? he was dehydrated, sweaty, and icked out more than he ever thought possible. not even Sanji could warrant such a feeling, and that was saying something alright. cries of embarrassment when you would hum happily after tasting a sip of Mihawk's cooking as if he, out of everyone in the world, needed a second opinion on his cooking. sighs passing when you would blink like you were the one confused. completely oblivious to the fact that you two practically acted like you were bound by marriage. that's what this shit show was. a crude display of two people dramatically in love despite never touching the thought with a ten foot pole.
there was no training, no absence of cute things in the world, that was worse than this. enough was enough. with a steady hand placed over yours, and a looming presence that no longer seemed to affect you in the slightest; Zoro and Perona stared wide eyed to the sight in the kitchen. she gave out another whine, hands twitching and ghosts shaking their head to voice her discomfort to seeing two people so clearly smitten for each other. "they're at it again," she mumbled, crossing her arms and pouting as she turned her head.
"do not let your blade waver." you gave a soft giggle from your spot, making sure to adjust your grip on the knife to heed Mihawk's words. "your enemies will gain the upper hand quickly." he was standing behind you, letting you help with dinner despite always refusing any time you had asked before. this time, he merely nodded, setting his newsletter down before guiding you to your station. you playfully rolled your eyes, turning to the man who was watching your every move. so you wouldn't mess up, you told yourself. "my enemies, are vegetables." you teased back, and to Zoro's horror, he caught the faintest twitch of Mihawk's lips. not a smile, no, never a smile; but even the marimo could tell Mihawk was amused to your words. his mouth slacked open from the dinner table, a sound close to a gag coming out and Perona flinched in the seat beside him.
"see what i mean?!" she hissed out lowly, turning her head slowly in preparation for the interaction between you and Mihawk. sure, it wasn't anything scandalous. Dracule Mihawk did not seem like the type to even think of anything other than Yoru, no offense. but still, there was definitely something amiss here, something that sent a chill through any sane person's body. this was not normal.
not for Kuraigana, not for the love of anything in this world, and certainly not for a man named Dracule Mihawk.
Mihawk was close enough to smell, breaths passing out so steadily and quiet it was like he didn't even need to retain oxygen like the rest of you. the thought made another soft laugh nestle its way out, grinning to the half sliced vegetables you promised to prepare for dinner. Mihawk shook his head, a warm touch over your hand as he adjusted your grip on the knife himself. the world paused. Perona and Zoro gave a strangled cry like they had been stabbed. and outside, a bird most definitely crowed.
but you? you smiled, letting him hold your hand over the blade. keeping your hand steadier than you had before, and before you could even blink, Mihawk helped you prep dinner. Zoro's eyes narrowed from his seat, leaning in as if he couldn't decipher if what was in front of him was real, or some chilling nightmare not even he was crazy enough to conjure up.
there was a long stretch of silence, saved for the sound of the knife cutting through the vegetables and fresh herbs you had grown in Mihawk's garden. Zoro swallowed the lump in his throat, eye twitching as he slowly turned to the pink haired girl whose expression matched him. there was no way you two were that oblivious, right?
wrong.
his words were soft in your ears, as hard as stone but to you, as soft as the clouds above. "an enemy is an enemy. no matter the form they may come in." what a cryptic message to receive, but one Zoro wasted no time rolling his eyes at and Perona mimicking in distain.
"an enemy is an enemy. no matter the form they may come in." Perona grit out, hand open and shutting as if mimicking a hand puppet. she sneered, pout on her lips to the clear affection swirling around you two in the sight of hearts popping open between you two. "this is gross."
Zoro nodded, stiffly and with a haunted look on his face. "im not even hungry anymore."
"they don't even realize it!" she barked out, slamming her hands on the table before her. the plates rattled, silverware clacking against the other as you jumped from the noise. to make matters worse, Mihawk had held your shoulder, tucking you behind him in a too-sweet protective manner that only made Perona's teeth rot.
this? this was too sweet for her liking. and the fact that you two were so oblivious to it all was so not cute at all.
you blinked, blade laying meekly against the cutting board. "you two are so dense, it hurts!" Perona yelled out, an accusing finger pointed directly at you and Mihawk. steadily, the greatest swordman raised a deliberate brow. Zoro merely nodded, "save us the sight and go make out on your own time." you flinched to that, heart leaping in your chest and face burning to his words. your hands fell to your sides, lips parted and a simple wheeze coming from you at the demand.
what. the. hell.
Perona was quick to interject, putting in her own two cents because this was painful to watch at this point. "we're hungry!" the ghosts floating around her quickly moved in sync, grasping onto one another in pairs. "and you two are taking your sweet time, and making goo-goo eyes at each other!" right on cue, each pair began giggled into each other, as if reenacting what a couple would look like.
Mihawk narrowed his eyes at the two, flickering to them both before studying your own reaction. you never even realized that was the case? and firstly, you wouldn't even consider it goo-goo eyes, that's not what that was? you and Mihawk were merely cooking together. with his hand on yours and helping you cut vegetables and being close enough to let his scent wrap around you. sure, you giggled at him, but that's just because Mihawk really was funny. you didn't have fault in that, he was just a person you loved speaking to.
and spending time with. and sure, he was attractive, but that didn't mean you were going out of your way to put on some kind of romance show for them. this was totally normal, okay. just because you loved the way his eyes studied you, and the steadiness he practically radiated from him, did not mean you two were being all lovey dovey. no matter how much you, maybe, sort of missed his hand on yours.
your breath hitched. it totally was goo-goo eyes.
as steady as he came, and as firm as his strength and resolve, Mihawk cut the eerie silence surrounding you four. "this is our time." you let out a noise of surprise from behind it, not that Mihawk paid it any mine of course. no, you already knew he somehow knew that was the reaction that would come from you. Zoro stood quickly, head snapping to you as if urging you to say it isn't so.
Perona? the poor girl had let a scream loud enough to make the chandelier overhead tremble from the note coming from her throat. before you could explain, or even calm them down, Mihawk gave a quick huff as if nothing happened.
you froze as he looked at you, your eyes meeting his in a familiarness that made your heart spin stupidly. he moved to the cutting board; a space open enough that he saved just for you. and just like that, with two idiots screaming about Mihawk 'admitting it' without actually saying anything, you went back to helping cook dinner with him. hand above yours, and a shift between your usual dynamic with the man you swore you didn't make goo-goo eyes with.













