#softboy-stanley

[favoriteliar-archive]

this Stan B is Stan U and Richies son is driving me insane cause it could be interpreted as Stan and Richie naming their son after Stan which is just so strangely funny to me

they just really like the name stanley but lil stan REFUSES to be called junior

[houndsofdoom]

how would u see their first date going? is it chaotic and spontaneous?

OKAY 

so their first date would honestly be something super relaxed, because boris would be like “we will all hang out and smoke weed. it will be great” and kotku and theo are like “ok weird date idea but cool” and boris has no ulterior motives he’s straight up just like. “my best buds all together. this is great.” so after that night kotku’s like "boris is not allowed to plan date night ever again, that was a mess.”

so their next date, what kotku calls their official first date, is them going to one of the arcades on the strip, maybe the one in the new york, new york hotel, and because they’re teens in las vegas, which would already be chaotic enough, they would be fucking around, walking through the hotels, kotku trying to gamble because she’s older than the two of them (plus fake id), while they stand to the side and try to not get kicked out. they end up down by the flamingo and boris desperately wants to feed the flamingos and theo and kotku are like “please no, leave them be!” and boris is like ):

but they probably end up in the little outdoor plaza that’s near the high roller and getting in - n - out before heading back with a taxi and being pressed so close together in the backseat

talk to me about boreoku !

[stan-denbrough]

id have to say that my favorite is stan because compared to the rest of the losers he feels more human and real and less like a cliche cardboard cutout of a character (cause bill's character is literally photocopied into other king characters) and his denial to it makes me sympathize with him because i would react the same way i feel

You are a true Stanley Warrior, you are the Most Valid 

[macbeth-s]

i just realized that theres an important james macavoy character we're leaving out who could honestly change the whole game: professor charles xavier

an interesting new development, a new competitor has entered the arena, bill is truly screwed

[matthewjohnsons]

lemme just uhhhh.. 🍉

grace !! you were one of the first blogs i followed in november when i made my blog and when i saw you followed me back i was 🥺you have such good posts and i am ALWAYS supportive of stanley uris lovers (aka us aka people with brains) and i think its so cute u downloaded a desktop goose SDLJFSDN i think u are simply a ray of sunshine on my dashboard (emphasized with the yellow of ur icon)

[gaypasta]

can you spare,,, a compliment ma'am,,, spare compliment,,,?

Okay... mayhaps...OKAY ur one of the only bitches out here i trust... ur not even a primarily stozier blog and yet... i TRUST you. i trust you with dat goooooood fuckin CONTENT. i LOVE everything u post. ur so funny and i have u on post notifs.... Blows kiss into the sky.... for grace

[macbeth-s]

wait a sec,, for said match up between asriel tumnus and bill would asriel get his daemon cause that could change things

intresting point and after much thought i’ve decided having a daemon is an unfair advantage (literal snow leopard) and a disadvantage (your soul just walking around) so stelmaria sits in the stands with the losers & the pevensie siblings

[macbeth-s]

i logged on to see a whole it/hdm au and im?? LIVING FOR IT!

a result of me combining hyper fixations once again but god im glad your online ahfbhhhddbf you are the best 😍😍

rundown so far is eddies daemon is big and mrs kaspbrak hates it and richie daemon is loud and the losers love it