So the local press picked up my single...
📰 The Southcroft Chronicle
“Gh0stn3t Single Causes Outrage: ‘Porn Disguised As Poetry’”
By Ellie Parnham, Culture Editor
Concerned parents and local councillors are calling for the immediate removal of a new single released by shadowy imprint Gh0stn3t Records, describing the track as “filth disguised as fashion” and “a calculated attempt to corrupt digital youth.”
The single, entitled “INCOGNITO (WARNING)” by a figure known only as RAZ, is gaining traction on fringe streaming sites and encrypted social media feeds. Critics say the lyrics “cross every line of decency” while hiding behind “intellectual wordplay and smutty performance art.”
Among the lyrics being quoted in fury:
“I may look like a nerd—
But I f** like a pornstar*”
“Pull my hair—your soul might spark
And I’ll whisper thanks while I feed.”
One anonymous parent told the Chronicle:
“It’s not music—it’s softcore porn with a backing beat. There are teenagers hearing this thinking it’s okay to behave this way. Where are the adults in the room?”
A local MP has even raised the issue in council, asking Spotify to review whether Gh0stn3t should be allowed to publish further material without a formal age-check mechanism.
RAZ has not responded to requests for comment.
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