couldn't sleep so i naturally started entertaining my crack delulu thoughts... very long tangent ahead. slight cussing lmao very half assed shitpost but i thought it would be fun (sfw, fluff ig?)
currently thinking about how you and han jisung would play mario kart together. the both of you are super competitive (although jisung is slightly more competitive than you are, but he'll never admit it lol), so your matches are always a huge thing.
he always picks waluigi ("yeah lol u laugh like that," he says. you don't.) and you always pick tanuki mario because he looks like jisung. he very violently denies it – always some variation of "my nose is NOT that huge" or "do i look like i have facial hair to you" or "i'm not even italian" everytime you bring it up. always grand prix and always at the highest speed because again, chronic competitiveness. you both also always spend a shit ton of time on vehicle selection because you need to really analyse which cart or bike gives you the most speed or acceleration – yes, it's THAT serious.
i don't remember which tracks belong to what cup on switch so i'm gonna go out on a limb here lol first up's superbell subway. you kind of eat shit because you keep hitting the bends, although you did maintain first place for a while before jisung pulled the most asshole move and sent a blue shell your way. "fuck you!" you shriek in devastation as poor tanuki mario blows up, but all jisung does is cackle. then it was his turn to fail miserably on wild woods – "why the hell do we have to fly so much! i thought this was about driving!" – he's visibly grumpy by the time this round was concluded. you finished 2nd but he finished in like 8th place because of how many times lapitu had to pick him up. as you waited for the next track to load, you pressed your body against his and gave him an encouraging little peck on his cheek. "one more?" he asks, you giggle. this little shit might be insane over mario kart, but he is still your (loser) baby. you oblige and he starts giggling like a little school girl lol
but the fierce competition resumes the moment the preview for royal raceway shows up on screen. this was a pretty close match, although jisung eventually pulled in ahead of you at the last minute. you were visibly sulking, so even though he kept rubbing it in your face right after, he eventually stopped to console you a little, rubbing circles on your back and pecking you on the forehead. "you drive great you know that baby," he says. preview for the next track begins to show up. "not as great as me though. suck it."
this was it, the final match. it was kind of a tiebreaker, so this would make or break the result. toad harbour shows up and jisung starts to groan. he grumbles something about the stupid bends under his breath. this was when you decided to play a little dirty. you carried on the game as per normal (jisung was only one place ahead of you the whole time), but by the time lap 3 began, you started bombarding him with neck kisses, while trying to maintain ur eye contact on the screen (maybe this wasnt that great of an idea), wrapping your legs around his, getting closer to him and cuddling him almost, as much as you could while playing mario kart anyway.
in very typical jisung fashion he would start screaming. a whole chorus of "what the fuck are you doing!" "stop!" "what the hell i fell off the path???" "this tram needs to get the fuck outta the way!!!!" mixed in with your loud ass laughter (maybe you did sound like waluigi? gross)... it was a whole tapestry. just a wall of noise. this was a sight to behold. in the end you both came in last, although you were 11th.
jisung just scowled throughout the entire award ceremony. neither of u won the trophy obviously but you were petty and loving this. once the round was completely over you propose to play another, but this sore loser was just Sulking. "you cheated, you cheater!" he screamed at you like a little baby. weren't you both adults? jsjdjd
"nooooo i'm sorry. thought it would be funny to mess with you a lil," you coo, before tackling him to the ground and attacking him with proper kisses this time. jisung might be hella stubborn but you were the only one who could break him this fast. "you're lucky i love you so much." "i know. i love you too. sorry baby." he started wrapping his arms around you and kissed you back – oh look, now it's a full on makeout session on the floor while the obnoxious mario kart theme played in the background.
layin down and stroking my thighs rn. theyre So soft . the fact that there’s no one laying behind me n running their hands all over my body is Outrageous
I present for you a concept: the welcome to nightvale quote of "I know two things. One, I love you" "I love you too but what's the second thing?" "You just said it." but it's Zukka.
