#sogert

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Let me think about it...

Now I have the whole collection

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HOWS SOGGERTTT?

He hasn't try to bite anyone yet and, the cat almost doesn't had try to eat him.

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DID I TELL YOU THE SKRINKS HAVE SKRINKS SUMMONINGS ALMOST EVERY DAYYYYYYYYYY

THATS WHY THERES ALWAYS SO MANYYYYY

Ahem... Well, anyways-

Who wants pizza?

(give them nicknames because yeah)

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SKRINK HANDBOOKKK

so the SKRINKS live in like a Barbie Dreamhouse so that will always be in your house, no matter what and you cannot get rid of it or they will scream in your ear for a really long time.

They love eating pennies and Pepto-Bismol because I don’t know anymore.

They don’t like Wi-Fi particles. They will evaporate until the Wi-Fi particles are gone or they’ll put on a SKRINK hazmat suit.

The skrinks will also have a penny shrine inside that Barbie Dreamhouse to worship the penny God (yeah there’s a penny God…)

they also go to SKRINK church to worship the MANSHALEY every Wednesday and they fly away in their epic Barbie Dreamhouse to do that BUT THEY COME BACK OF COURSES

The SKRINKS WILL wake you up in three in the morning by screaming in your ear

They will either sleep in your bed or they will sleep in a pile with the other 50-40 skrinks that will be in your house. (That’s not a choice.)

they celebrate SKRINKMAS so prepared to have a lot of drinks coming to your house YEAHHHH

they sometimes give you SKRINK side eyes its okayyyyy

The SKRINKS are like a portable heater (it feels like they have a really bad fever, but they’re finesee) and if they do have a fever UM YOULL KNOW

SKRINKS WILL GO into your pockets of your clothes and pretty much go anywhere with you because they refuse to leave

THATS IT FOR NOW THE REST YOU CAN FIGURE OUT

Madre mía Willy

A single mom that works two jobs

Help, my gf keeps telling me to cook them 😭😭😭