Will: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Nico: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Will: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
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Will: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Nico: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Will: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
nico: i like being alone.
will, from a distance: what did you say?
nico, panicking: I SAID I’M NOT ALONE BECAUSE I HAVE YOU
Piper : Wow Will I love your top !
Nico : Thanks but I have a name
Piper :
Chiron :
The whole camp half blood :
Hades :
Zeus :
Will : 🤨
Will : Nico you’re a bottom sweetie
Apollo : [appears from nowhere and high five Will] that’s my boy
Nico : [walking to the infirmary] I can do this right ? I mean, I like him, he likes me, so there’s really no reason for me to start stuttering or straight up...
Leo : [whispering] *straight*
Nico : ... stop functioning when he’s talking to me.
Hazel : I believe in you Nico. You can do it.
Nico : [to Will] Hi
Will : [smiling] Hey, can I do anything to help you ?
Nico : [in his mind] oh shit, oh shit, code red he smiled to me, I repeat, Will fucking Solace gave me a smile, oh my gods
Nico : Nothing *runs away internally screaming*
Will : What colors do you like ?
Nico : Black.
Will : And what else ?
Nico : Ebony, charcoal, crow, obsidian...
Will : *face palm*
Will : Why are you like this ?
Nico : I used to much “no more tears” shampoo in 1938 and haven’t felt a single emotion since
Will : Hey Nico, would you like to walk on the beach with me ? :) Percy isn’t around it should be safe.
Nico : Why would want to walk on the beach with me ?
Will : WHY IN HADES ARE YOU SO DUMB OMG I’M ASKING YOU OUT YOU IDIOT. AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION I WANT TO WALK ON THE BEACH WITH YOU BECAUSE I’M SO GAY FOR YOUR CUTE LITTLE ITALIAN SELF AND I WANT TO MARRY YOU AND BE THE FATHER OF YOUR CHILDREN CAN’T YOU JUST READ BETWEEN THE LINES
Will : Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
Nico : William. You are the doctor. And this pick up line was bad.