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Shadowhunters Season 3 Episode 18 “The Beast Within” in a nutshell
The song of Achilles - Madeline Miller
Character : *is dark and mysterious and hurt by life, would probably hit you if you tried to approach him, kills people*
Fangirls : OMG MY SWEET BOI I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 🤧 HE’S A TINY LITTLE BABY AND NEEDS PROTECTION
The signs as PJO/HOO characters
Aries : Jason
Taurus : Frank
Gemini : Grover
Cancer : Annabeth
Leo : Percy
Virgo : Rachel
Libra : Piper
Scorpio : Leo
Sagittarius : Hazel
Capricorn : Thalia
Aquarius : Nico
Pisces : Will
The signs as the Olympians
Aries : Ares
Taurus : Demeter
Gemini : Artemis
Cancer : Hephaestus
Leo : Aphrodite
Virgo : Hera
Libra : Athena
Scorpio : Hades
Sagittarius : Apollo
Capricorn : Zeus
Aquarius : Poseidon
Pisces : Hermes
Solangelo moments
Part 2 : Hidden Oracle
“Will turned to me. “I apologize for my boyfriend.”
Nico rolled his eyes. “Could you not—”
“Would you prefer special guy?” Will asked. “Or significant other?”
“Significant annoyance, in your case,” Nico grumbled.”
“Let’s talk inside. Will, Nico, could you please tell the other campers we’ll gather for dinner in one hour? I’ll give everyone an update then. In the meantime, no one should roam the camp alone. Use the buddy system.”
“Understood.” Will looked at Nico. “Will you be my buddy?”
“You are a dork,” Nico announced.
The two of them strolled off bickering.”
“Nico,” I said at last, “shouldn’t you be sitting at the Hades table?”
He shrugged. “Technically, yes. But if I sit alone at my table, strange things happen. Cracks open in the floor. Zombies crawl out and start roaming around. It’s a mood disorder. I can’t control it. That’s what I told Chiron.”
“And is it true?” I asked.
Nico smiled thinly. “I have a note from my doctor.”
Will raised his hand. “I’m his doctor.”
“Chiron decided it wasn’t worth arguing about,” Nico said. “As long as I sit at a table with other people, like…oh, these guys for instance…the zombies stay away. Everybody’s happier.”
Will nodded serenely. “It’s the strangest thing. Not that Nico would ever misuse his powers to get what he wants.”
“Of course not,” Nico agreed”
“Will shrugged. “He’s lucky he’s a fast healer—son of Hebe, goddess of youth, and all that.”
“You’re staring,” Nico noted.
“I am not,” Will said. “I am merely assessing how well Paolo’s arms are functioning after surgery.”
“Hmph.”
Solangelo moments
Part 1 : Blood of Olympus
“Nico?’
He spun, his sword instantly in his hand, and almost decapitated Will Solace.” Will the-cute-boy-almost-decapitated-me-let’s-marry-him Solace
“Fine. A very cute little satyr boy.’ Will shuddered. ‘But I delivered it. Have you ever delivered a baby?’
‘Um, no.’
‘I had to get some fresh air. That’s why I volunteered for this mission. Gods of Olympus, my hands are still shaking. See?’
He took Nico’s hand, which sent an electric current down Nico’s spine. He quickly withdrew. ‘Whatever,” Will please-cute-boy-hold-my-hand-but-just-to-see-that-it’s-shaking-ofc Solace
“Nico tried to follow, but he would’ve fallen on his face if Will hadn’t caught him.
‘You idiot.’ Will put an arm around him. ‘I told you no more of that Underworld magic.’
‘I’m fine.’
‘Shut up. You’re not.’ From his pocket, Will dug out a pack of gum.
Nico wanted to pull away. He hated physical contact. But Will was a lot stronger than he looked. Nico found himself leaning against him, relying on his support.” Will being a protective bf already
“AT DAWN, HE WAS STILL AWAKE when someone rapped at the door.
He turned, registering a face with blond hair, and for a split second he thought it was Will Solace. When Nico realized it was Jason, he was disappointed. Then he felt angry with himself for feeling that way.” Wanna see Will in your cabin, Nico ? 👀
“I’ve been stuck in the infirmary for, like, two days. You don’t come by. You don’t offer to help.’
‘I … what? Why would you want a son of Hades in the same room with people you’re trying to heal? Why would anyone want that?’
‘You can’t help out a friend? Maybe cut bandages? Bring me a soda or a snack? Or just a simple How’s it going, Will? You don’t think I could stand to see a friendly face?’
‘What … my face?’
The words simply didn’t make sense together: Friendly face. Nico di Angelo.
‘You’re so dense,’ Will noted. ‘I hope you got over that nonsense about leaving Camp Half-Blood.’
‘I – yeah. I did. I mean, I’m staying.’
‘Good. So you may be dense, but you’re not an idiot.’
‘How can you even talk to me like that? Don’t you know I can summon zombies and skeletons and –’
‘Right now you couldn’t summon a wishbone without melting into a puddle of darkness, di Angelo,’ Will said. ‘I told you, no more Underworldy stuff, doctor’s orders. You owe me at least three days of rest in the infirmary. Starting now.” Nico you’re so dense, the boy wanted to see you because you’re the love of his life
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Imagine Nico Di Angelo and Will Solace at pride
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Headcanon that Draco didn’t have a memory happy enough to produce a patronus until the day Scorpius was born
Imagine muggle born and half blood kids raised in the muggle world at Hogwarts nowadays constantly quoting vines or making reference to muggle pop culture :
Someone taking a pureblood’s family ring and carrying it around being like “my precious”
A pureblood called Luke hearing someone saying “I AM YOUR FATHER” every time he says his name
A Gryffindor kid sitting at Slytherin’s table and a Slytherin muggle born being like “You came to the dark side of the force”
Some kids dabbing when they won a fight
Someone doing the Kiki challenge with broomsticks during Quidditch training sessions
Muggle born Quidditch captain singing “I’ll make a man out of you” before training sessions
“I put a spell on you” being sang way too many times
And so on
And the purebloods looking at that being lost™️
Harry Potter characters as John Mulaney quotes
Harry :
Hermione :
Ron :
Neville :
Luna :
Draco :
Fred and George :
Sirius :
Snape :
Voldemort :
Imagine a demigod accidentally calling Chiron “Dad” and Chiron being so stricken by it because all of these little half-god kids are like his children
Percy Jackson characters as John Mulaney quotes part 2
Nico :
Will :
Reyna :
Luke :
Zeus :
Gaea :
Percy Jackson characters as John Mulaney quotes part 1
Percy :
Annabeth :
Rachel :
Grover :
Jason :
Piper :
Leo :
Thalia :
Frank :
Hazel :
Leo : Let’s play a game. It’s called “what is Nico doing ?”
Piper : Answer A, looking for money to buy McDonald’s
Jason : Answer B, raising the dead...
Piper : ...with McDonald’s
Percy : Answer C, staring at Will’s ass
Annabeth :
Frank :
Hazel :
Nico : *from the infirmary* THE SEA BOY IS NOT WRONG
A random girl : *hits on Nico*
Hazel : Don’t bother, no girl will ever be enough for him
The girl : *offended* He is really egocentric if he thinks that
Hazel : Oh, no, I don’t mean that. He is gay. My brother is gay. There will be no girl.