Tsams Scenario: Cress and Solstice story time
Crescent: Okok lemme get this straight-
Solstice: Which you're not
Crescent: Shaddup! anyways, You say Sun scolds you guys for doing illegal stuff?
Monty: Yuup
Moon: he made us promise not to do illegal stuff when we moved to this dimension
Crescent & Solstice: *looked at eachother and start dying from laughing*
Solar: what's so funny?
Solstice: PFFT- Sun is definately NOT the one who should be saying that.
Moon: Wait why?
Crescent: Ha! You think SUN is innocent? Oh honey, He has a track record of Arson in this dimension.
Solstice: In his early days, he had a rusty nail launcher and went 'Karen Hunting',the man shot at any karen or kevin that was tormenting people.
Crescent: Thennn there's the days he went pick pocketing people because he got bored, anddd he cheered whenever he reached $500, calling it easy money.
Solstice: He had a fight in a waffle house with a karen over how ugly her outfit was, and said she "looked like If jabba the hut F****d a highlighter", And the fact that he won that fight and she got arrested for assault still amazes me.
Crescent: Plus Lock picking, He picked a couple using soda cans like they were nothing, and picked electrical ones using magic.
Solstice: Aannd when the government asked if we had weapons in the house, well, lab, Sun said he'd handle it and wrote "F**k around and Find out" in calligraphy, before sending it to them both on paper and via Email.
Sun: *just got home from shopping* Heeyyy i'm back-
Moon/Monty: *turned to sun*
Moon: YOU HYPOCRITE!
Solar: *starts cackling with laughter*
Solstice:*looks smug AF*














