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This sessions NPCs:
Public Benevolent Society
Rogers - Soft spoken man wearing a sky-blue, knee length tunic and moccasins
Irwin - A gregarious man wearing a button down shirt and short, both khaki.
Ross - Poofy hair, a painters smock, cotton workpants, dyed indigo, pet squirrel
Valerie - Red hair in a messy bun, robe covered in arcane symbols with a tabby cat bus
Solar footjob: suspicious amount of detail on the greaves and sabatons on the equine statue in the city’s biggest plaza
Sidereal footjob: fruitlessly trying to mop the scent of daily karate off the tatami
Dragonblooded footjob: frigid, loveless, performed in the arranged marriage yichud out of superstitious tradition to prevent stillbirths
Infernal footjob: startled awake at 3 AM from interminable sleep paralysis nightmare about showing up to football game without cleats
Lunar clawjob/talonjob/stompjob: feared across the land for making its recipients lose faith in the project of human civilization
Abyssal footjob: this will actually just kill you
Lan Thousand-Thoughts, Lunar Sage, as a Wyld Waypoint Is Dissolving Around Him Due To Magical Sabotage: I fear this may be beyond my skill to contain...
Equivocal Ocelot, His Most Senior Student, a Whole-Ass Mortal: Master, would you prefer to secure our escape or avoid offending the Fair Folk right now?
Lan: Well, our negotiations could hardly get worse.
Ocelot: *pulls out a bag of cold iron shards she has had the entire time, on this diplomatic mission into Fair Folk territory*
Lan:
Lan:
Lan: When we get back, consider yourself officially promoted to the rank of instructor.
Nehramus Cast-Down-The Heavens you have to stop. You have too much social conscience your heart is too big you summon too tough your platonic bitch is too bad. Adaj and Cecelyne will kill you.
lets freaking go babey
under the cut so i dont obliterate your dashes
EXALTED SECRET SANTA JOURNAL 2025
Series finale of my Exalted campaign. One Lunar character succumb to the pull of Oblivion and became The Black Spiral Dancer. Another Lunar Quicksilver Transformed into a behemoth whale and one shot killed a Deathlord.
Epic tragedy and slapstick comedy in the same scene. I love this game.
not to ttrpg post too much i guess but. idk im really enjoying playing my sloth Lunar. it sounds like a joke concept but im trying to take it seriously, which is the best kind of ttrpg character i think.
also if i can be a little too real for a second, this isn't the first time i've played this exact concept. the original version of this character i played...like over a decade ago at this point. i was monumentally depressed at the time, failing out of grad school, and spent the entire duration of the campaign completely checked out. (did manage to set a local record for most damage done in a single turn in an actual game of Exalted 2e, which was kind of fun, but i mean it was one fucking roll. the campaign was like 6mo long). i always thought it was a good idea though and wanted to redo it someday.
the new version of this character helps remind me that things HAVE gotten better, at least enough that i can take this same stupid idea i had all those years ago and make something out of it.
anyway here's an exchange from a recent-ish session that i really liked, so i wrote it down as a drabble:
"I will say," Iron Hyrax went on, "it's good to speak with someone who cares about asking questions, rather than merely getting things done." Lan Thousand-Thoughts leaned on his staff. With his face still shaded by his straw hat, he was as inscrutable as ever, though there was a pleased note to his voice, faint but distinct like a drop of strong wine in a cup of water. "There is little I enjoy more than a question," he said. "And for my part," Coptopteryx said, grinning ear to ear, "there is little I enjoy less than getting things done."