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Everyone: Solas, no Solas: Solas, no Also Solas: [does it anyway]
that look you give solas when you are DONE
Guys, I shit you not, I'm playing DAI and I take some minor fall damage beside a goat, no big deal. Didn't hit the goat or anything. Five minutes later, I'm trying to figure out why everyone is angry and Solas keeps putting barriers on me. I see a red dot on the map and think it's a bandit or something (I'm in the Hinterlands). Come to find out that everyone is really pissed off at the goat I landed beside.
ianto: open the rift now and the whole world could suffer! you dont even know what might come through!
Solas' 10-Step Master Plan
Hire a thief to steal a dangerous artifact.
Rope said thief's magister boyfriend in so the man can help with the artifact by narcing on him and literally ruining his life.
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Do a ritual or something?
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Profit!
Finally started playing Dragon Age: Inquisition for the first time. I know the ending Egg-wise, but not toooo much else. (And I'm playing an Elf Mage)
Me: *desperately trying to talk up Cullen, Varric, and Josephine at Haven*
Them: *zero approval/disapproval, giving absolutely (or next to) nothing*
Me, sighing: Hey Egg, tell me about Elves and Blood Magic and the Fade?
Solas: 🥰🥰👀👀👀🔥🔥🔥🔥💖💦💦💯💯 x100 Approval
Me: Adraste's bloody tits[Facepalm]
I have like 6 Inquisitors but the only canon one for me is the dalish elf mage who is tragically horny on main for the dread wolf
Girl why