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This is about commander James Fitzjames, born in 1813, who is currently dead and buried somewhere in the canadian arctic

feastofsnakes

@utopians no but what if real life james fitzjames and real life francis r.m. crozier saw fitzier and it made their relationship so awkward they stopped talking.... this is so sad 😔

aurpiment

qubesos-official

transfemme-shelterdog

French people when you call it bukake and not "nut a la visage" and shibari instead of "corde attacher l'submissive"

transfemme-shelterdog

Pisse? In le pantalons???

Mon tabarnak j'vais te décâlisser la yeule, câlice!

inthefallofasparrow

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i appear to have made mortal nemeses with a pigeon

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

tumblr stop rooting for the pigeon

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

buried-in-stardust

OP: "I've seen lion dancing and dragon dancing before, but this is the first time I've seen realistic lobsters fighting clams."

mevil

a-mel0n

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

nitashinori

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

#sailor moon

dramatic-dolphin

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

dramatic-dolphin

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

transmasc-wizard

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

krakenartificer

#and vice versa btw#i don’t know what a vicious fluid would be like#and i don’t want to find out

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

the-big-mood

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes