#solidork

[shitty-check-please-aus]

Everything is exactly the same, except Bitty says fuck once at some point during canon. I really want to know where people would put it.

year one comic 7 panel 3 he says fuck or a variation thereof 4 times, though he is quoting a guy from another team. you are right, he doesn’t say it much compared to the others

[the-samwell-swallow]

I know you guys think the Samwell esports community is a joke and refuse to cover Super Smashwell 2017, but some freshman in a Naruto cosplay just knocked the favorite to win into the losers bracket without losing a stock. People found out he’s on the hockey team and they’re PISSED. Is nothing sacred? There’s gonna be a riot if he wins the whole thing.

Hello dear Solidork,

First, we want to applaud you for being so bold as to sign your name to your story. So far you are the first Insider who has left their sunglasses and baseball cap at the door and for that you are either exceedingly confident or just straight up mad, and we encourage both ;)

Second, we refuse to learn the rules of any sporting event due to lack of interest. However, we encourage you to write and submit a story via the freelance reporters link on our website. I am sure you will find a wide reader base as most of our readers are simultaneously in love with and hate the hockey team. We look forward to reviewing your submission.

— From the Desk of the Editor

As always, we rely on insiders like yourself to keep us well informed. Hear anything juicy? See a good story? Let us know! We cannot pay freelance journalists at this time.

[tf2playernames]

I don't have screenshots of them, but the two most memorable randoms I played with were: "the cool side of the pillow" and "a harmonica" who didn't talk but played harmonica over voice chat

[kaaramel]

There is a Iron and Wine song that includes the line "Become, become AN ICE CREAM CONE!" and it always makes me think of Chuubo. I don't actually know anyone who cares about this game so I thought I'd tell you.

that’s chuubo alright!

[mto-art]

Thank you @solidork for Commissioning your DND character Allton! He’s a v handsome lad.

[gutsybitsies]

solidork replied to your post “give me a word and a pairing or character and i’ll make a sad au out...”

zimbits, spaceship

bitty’s an astronaut/space traveller on his last space trip, excited to get back to earth for his wedding to his fiance jack. the spaceship malfunctions and lose contact with their station on earth, and jack has to wait for an indeterminate amount of time. 

[thingsprogrammersshout]

Things Programmers Shout #672

“WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!” // submitted by @solidork

[shitty-check-please-aus]

Jack and Bitty decide to let Holster handle the music at their wedding, and he just beatboxes the whole time.

a little sad, definitely shitty