#solposting

[mortalfortaxpurposes]

not evil anymore i want to be loved now

[kneeling-for-legends]

I need to talk about how much I love an older mon. A women who's old enough to know better than to trap me beneath her and ordering me to use my mouth on her hole or dick and yet does it anyway because im just so easy to use-

Especially dragons, so long lived compared to me~

[airprime7]

i dont know why it took me months but i realized i could recreate ur avatar irl

holy 2hiit

[exclamaquest]

fifteen year olds in college philosophy courses are the funniest bitches on this earth

[simplausible]

TEGAN: Hey, Nyssa? What if we put our Minecraft™️ beds together? Just kidding....

TEGAN: ......unless..?

NYSSA: ???

[mortalfortaxpurposes]

not to vaguepost but some people will get all up in your space touching and probing at you and then complain when you bite them. like bitch leave me alone!!!!!!

[mortalfortaxpurposes]

if the water bowl isn't this big i don't want it

love my bucket #mybucket

[kneeling-for-legends]

Hey absols are stressed! Its not easy sensing disasters all the time! Grab her by the horn and put her between your legs! She doesn't need to think about anything but working her tongue!