#some funny shit

[endykelopaedia]

anyone else remember when that one transandrobro was like "DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT SAYING I THINK TRANS WOMEN ARE MEN but the reason trans women getting murdered so much more than any eather trans person is maybe bc they're amab NOT MALE I DONT THINK TRANS WOMEN ARE MEN bc men are more likely to get murdered than women WHICH TRANS WOMEN ARE and transphobes think trans women are men NOT ME I DONT THINK THAT i think trans women get murdered so much because men get murdered more than women I DONT THINK TRANS WOMEN ARE MEN OKAY DONT MISINTERPRET ME" and then got super confused when their inserted platitudes didnt work

[i-became-the-lady-of-the-blog]

Some yandere crack

Imagine yan Malleus relocates MC in VoT. He keeps them away from males and females after seeing them flirt with lady-in-waitings. And after learning their interest in other genders, he decides that no one can see MC but the family

He thinks he’s safe but MC starts flirting with Maleficent, his grandmother and their chemistry takes off

What would he do?

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That’s what I’d do. Like there is Maleficent over there, how can one resist her charms?

[gojosunlimitedvoid]

Hands down the best decision I've made was choosing a random anime and hoping it was good. "Kiss Him, Not Me" is so God damn funny it's fucking ridiculous! Holy shit. It's so damn accurate too. Seriously. So glad I pushed play.

[sofuckingchuffed]

“I love YOU moi sweet wife.”

- The best voice acting on television

[i-became-the-lady-of-the-blog]

OMG !!! Don't ask why, but I've long liked Maleficent x MC's ship lol

Maleficent: Oh dear, who is this adorable creature? *Pats MC on the head*

Malleus would definitely be in shock that his grandmother has a... special affection for MC, but he would not give up. Malleus may lock MC in a tower, but the moment he gets distracted Maleficent would take MC away. Of course, Malleus would find his grandmother sitting on the throne while holding MC on her lap, feeding them with the palm of her hand. It would be a constant semi-peaceful war between them to have MC.

Why?

I joke ship my MC with Maleficent

😂 I love your idea anon!

Malleus would need to back down out of his respect for Maleficent (this part is canon)

MC @ Malleus: I’ll fuck your grandmother and break your family, bitch

Malleus: You will not leave your room ever again

MC: I have a date with Maleficent and I promised to use to use my tongue and fingers on her this time

Malleus: 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Malleus went yandere over them but they don’t love him. Yet when they saw his grandmother, they immediately fell for her. He will need more therapy after MC describes what they did with Maleficent explicitly

[i-became-the-lady-of-the-blog]

LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂

Yandere Idia beg for Hades to do something or give him some help.

"Pa, please! I don't even know if Darwin Mc can survive the Pomegranate!"

Hades would be supportive of the idea

Idia: Father, mom says we don’t have pomegranate. Do you have any hidden somewhere?

Hades: Child, you’ve come to the correct place! Here, I kept one in my private freezer. Don’t tell your mother, okay?

Idia: Thank you father

Persephone: Are you really going to give MC expired fruit?

Idia: But mother, they can survive it. They are mutant

Persephone: you’re grounded, Idia. And you Hades, you’re throwing your freezer

Hades: Okay, dearest!

Idia’s plan got postponed to the next harvest

TLDR; don’t mess with Balkan mom

[i-became-the-lady-of-the-blog]

Shy MC

[i-became-the-lady-of-the-blog]

What yandere character makes MC wear