#sometimes it's fun

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Gaud what would happen if i put you in centrifuge machine?? Y'know the machiene used in science labs that spin very fast to seperate heavy materials from light ones

would u believe this is the 3rd time someone has asked me this week alone 

[cloverhighfive]

Sometimes I wish I could go back and watch SPN absentmindedly and just be in a constant state of awe.

[arctic-munchies]

Went to a party last weekend, and the house had multiples stages with live mixing and it was HYPE

[maevevervain]

I hate being on spn twt lately. People have a problem with everything there??? You can't even post a funny take like a legit joke cause some one gets triggered so quickly and then they get on their high horse and start policing me about how it is not a joke blah blah blah like fucking chill dude? It's not that deep. It really isn't. And no I don't mean like a controversial joke or an insult disguised as a joke. I mean simple humour. Everyone has different things they find funny. If our humour doesn't match then it's fine? You don't have to make me feel bad about what I find funny just because you don't.

Why is that place so toxic?? Like what I get is debunking someone's lies. If they are lying about something and trying to manipulate the audience and you correct them..that's fine (acc to me). But if someone is just saying anything about the show and you don't like it then fucking ignore it?? Don't correct me on what I should like or how I should perceive a certain thing. You are not even entitled to your own perspective like there is no space for that. You have to say or like what the majority likes whether it be abt Sam (rarely but still happens) or Dean (don't even get me started) because otherwise be fucking ready for immature fucks to be on you. Also even if you don't agree and you want the other one to know about it be fucking respectful. No fanon opinion warrants you being downright rude and mean.

Lately Fandom spaces have been hell. Like what happened to just enjoying the content?? Why is everyone so hateful and just ready to pounce on one another over fucking fictional opinions??

[wildsummerrose]

I have what I called, "left-hand luck."

It's not a flashy kind of luck. Instead it's the ability to go to a small town grocery store, and miraculously find everything I need in one place. It's finding parking in unlikely places, or getting out of tricky situations unscathed.

Last year, my car got hit by a semi, and I walked away with only minor whiplash.

Today I drove off with my cell phone on top of my car. Somehow, despite going 45 miles an hour, it remained on top of my vehicle until I could pull over and reclaim it.

Honestly, I think the trickster gods are playing games with me. 

[merci2votreappel]

YouWhat now ?

Tech : ...on vient de faire quelques modifs là, tu veux bien aller sur YouPr0n pour moi, s'il te plait ?

Utilisatrice :

(Contexte : vérification du bon fonctionnement du blocage des "sites adultes" sur un espace numérique en accès libre 😅)

Via @Loiseau2nuit - #Merci2VotreAppel

[merci2votreappel]

Les oreilles de Moscou

Tech: Support technique @Loiseau2nuit bonjour ?

User: Oui salut, je t'appelle parce que je crois que je suis sur écoute !

Tech: Paaaaardon ??? 🤨

User: Nan je déconne, mais mon écran fait un bruit bizarre, comme quand quelqu'un se branche sur ta conversation téléphonique, tu sais ?

Tech: Ah ! 😅 Vérifie que le câble d'alimentation électrique est correctement branché à ton écran stp ?

User: Ah oui ! C'est mieux là !

Tech: Voila ! Maintenant Citoyen, veuille bien rester là où tu es s'il te plait, des agents viennent procéder à ton arrestation ! 😁

-- via @Loiseau2nuit