#barn husbands

[arimax001]

I think I'm starting to see a pattern here...

I just like my middle aged man with shitty lives as monster fuckers, ok?

[calypie]

Lol imagine that like when some transformer bonds to a human or maybe somehow a human becomes their Conjunx Endura, they can feel each other's emotions and pain alike.

And imagine when the Autobots bonded to their human find out that humans get random pain pangs all over their body but humans are so used to it that they don't notice for a while and if they do notice they just brush it off as nothing.

Optimus enjoying finally some peace and quiet, following Cade around as he has nothing better to do and since his Conjunx doesn't mind then why not.

That is until Optimus starts to feel a very sharp pain in his side, he quickly looks over where Cade is doing his things but.. he doesn't seem really bothered.

After the lain doesn't stop for a while he finally speaks up.

"My star, are you in pain?" Optimus asks, this sharp pang in his side is not lessening.

Cade looks up, processes the question before huffing. "Yeah, but it just happens, don't worry."

Optimus stares at him as Cade starts to do his thing again. 'It just happens?' Optimus can't put in words what he feels right now.

And something tells him that the 'it just happens' is very frequent thing and he doesn't know how to help him.

And that proved to be right after it happening over and over again, whenever the pain is in the head, side, leg, arm. It doesn't matter where, but it always is there.

The same happens to Mirage when he feels very sharp panging pain in his head and side.

It happens to ironhide and Bumblebee alike too.

The Autobots don't know how to help and it's driving them crazy and whenever they ask their humans on why it happens, their answer is always the same:

"It just happens"

[crispy-art-on-fire]

This line for Until Dawn Fandub is so Age of Extinction Optimus and Cade. His first words are literally "I'LL KILL YOU!" before he registers someone is actually helping him instead of hurting him.

This is my announcement I watched the Bay movies, they weren't good but Barn Husbands is compelling to me.

[raileurta]

Hello, I was just curious on when are you going to update your A03 book of 'My Transformers Writing'?

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*leaves scenario behind*

Sam (and probably Cade) meets TFP transformers and is being how they're very sane compared to his world. In comes Miko proving him wrong... Who then introduces Sam to Unicron to which he is now rethinking his life choices.

Sam, after meeting the TFP Autobots: Finally, a universe were you are all not insane (to OP), and hey! Ratchet is still alive😊

Ratchet: I'm still what??? What do you mean I'm still alive?! Did something happen to me?!!!

O.P: Calm down old friend, I'm there is a reason to his... words.... Sam what do you mean that we're not insane?

Cade: Let's just say you guys went through a lot of sh*t the longer you stayed here on earth

The Autobots: What?😀

Oh I'll do that soon. I've just been procrastinating and it's just really annoying to transfer my writing from Tumblr.

*Picks up the scenario and inspects it*

Yeah lmao. I have made some dabbles/ideas about Sam in tfp. (Haven't posted any of them yet though.) The contrast for them would be very jarring to experience. Sam and Cade's definition of normal moral-ish autobot behavior would be extremely low. Then they meet Miko and they're like: ooooooh so this is where the crazy went. Because let's be real here she's low-key insane sometimes and I'll keep repeating this to the day I die. /Affectionate

Anyways Sam is used to all kinds of magical bs so honestly I think he would take this in stride. He's already met the thirteen primes so this is not too much of a new experience for him. Cade on the other hand? Hmmm hard to say; he probably be freaked out but then again he's smooching crazy OP so idk.

Tfp finding out about Ratchet's death would be so horrible for them. Not only was he killed in such a terrible way but he was also melted down too like common scrap. I feel this would make the tfp crew a bit protective of Ratchet afterwards. Especially with the kids and Fowler when the other autobots would leave. I wonder if the kids would be distrustful of Fowler after that for a bit too. Yeah he's a decent guy but he still works for the government. And come on would you trust the American government to handle alien relations? I don't think so.

Also sidenote I want tfp Optimus to crush on Cade big time. His little human aft can pull "Give me your face" prime so I think he could pull this big bot too.

[professor-mangiss]

You guys ever think about how there could be a bot out there, on Cybertron, who wrote fan fiction of human x cybertronian?

(No? Just me?)

[poorchoicesarebettr]

Humans and their robots💕

[charlieslowartsies]

Cade used to climb evergreens as a kid. Right here, sitting perched upon the Prime’s shoulder as he moved brought the same sensation of gently swaying, yet being totally safe. “You’d think 60 some acres would be enough for these guys huh Prime?” Prime’s intelligent optics alight on Cade for a moment, and the commander hums a single note of agreement that sounds like a fire truck coming to a halt. -chapter 2 of 99% Stardust

worked on this last night to take my mind off of everything. im good for art of: 'cade on his fav perch and these two smirking at one another' at least once a year.

Resonance Series

[starry-skies-116]

job well done Mr. "I love Robots"