Hell yeah, another commission for @sonicboommlp! Sooo I went to harmony con and I meet up with him and a few peeps, and he had had the same headphones as me! Soon after, he commissioned me! I hope you like it!
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Yu mentioned you like to cook for others. What is your favorite thing to cook? And may I have a taste please?
That I do! I especially love to cook Italian food as that is what I grew up with and had the most practice in making. I can also cook a lot of “Southern Comfort”, Cajun, and French dishes. I grew up also with Indian cuisine and can make plenty of curries but I don’t have as much practice (though I am getting better). And yes, I’d love to let others have a taste of my food!
I found an old document of one of my WIPs from when I was, like, 12... Cringe with me.
Take these snippets and cry with me...
My name is Lilly Pond, and I'm 16 years old. And my hair is naturally velvet, so I don’t want anyone to try messing with me on that.
Hello, sassy exposition.
He's actually quite handy with them to be honest.
I mean, honestly, if I’m being honest right now, really, like, actually.
Food, water, clothing, medicine, and a bunch of other stuff fills three fifths of one bag. I fill the rest of it with my guns. I fill the other duffel bag with guns as well. I grab as many guns as I can and stuff them into my pockets, bra, shoes, belt, one between my teeth, and two in my hands.
She... really liked guns....
"Tucker, based off of every zombie movie ever, random acts of helpfulness aren't good. Plus, you're blonde. The blonde girl always dies first."
Because that is a fact that I definitely looked up.
"Okay, okay. Just take these with you.” I grab two guns from my pocket and hand them to Tucker.
More guns.
I start rummaging through my bag."I brought food, water, my medicine, money, all of my guns-."
"All of your guns?" Tucker interrupts.
"The whole back room."
"Damn..."
Dave looks back. "Why would you bring money? It's kind of the apocalypse right now."
I shrug. I hand Army Guy two guns. "Enjoy."
Even more guns.
I go behind the counter and stuff a bunch of medicine and medical things into some reusable bags.
“Medicine and medical things”... at least I had standards about the bags she used..?
"Tally ho! Off to the base!" I say in a terrible British accent. "Where's Army Guy?"
Dave looks at me and says,"In the back space ."
I look into the trunk space and see Army Guy staring into space.
I think this guy had several concussions at this point and throwing him in the trunk wasn’t the best idea.
He snatches the weed from my hand and throws it out of the window. Tucker looks at him in astonishment.
Being drug-free gets you all the ladies. Also, wasteful, dude.
"There's the possibility we might die. If I'm gonna die in this car, I want to die next to someone I care about."
Most of is dialogue is already pretty corny, imagine if he was the protagonist.
I get out and climb into the driver's seat. I look into the back and see Dave's head on Tucker's lap."You guys know you look adorable, right?"
Dave glares at me."Shut the fuck up Lilly!" I stick my tongue out at him and start driving.
Ah, the joys of youth. How I envy you.
Tucker shrugs and we engage in a conversation about owls.
Owls.
"I'll go with Tucker,"Dave says immediately.
Can you hide your raging love a little better, Dave?
"Common, Army Guy. Let's leave the pretty lovebirds alone." I skip away before anyone can say anything.
I faintly hear Army Guy say,"Army Guy..? Whatever." He follows up behind me.
Common and C’mon are not synonymous and I realize that now. But hey! I was consistent with the fact that Dan didn’t know that Lilly was referring to him as “Army Guy” this whole time!
"This way, miss."
"My name is Lilly."
"Then, this way, Lilly."
I don’t know why, but this cracks me up.
"I'm gonna go do some shooting practice," I say to particularly nobody because I'm standing by myself.
At least she’s aware..?
"So, what's your name?" I ask as he walks in.
"My name's Sonic Boom, but you can call me Sonic."
HHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... @sonicboommlp This. This is the most painful thing I have ever written with the intention of publishing. I know I was, like, 12 or 13 at the time, but Christ.
"Here you go." I turn to him and hand him two guns.
"Um... thanks..?"
"Do you know how to shoot?"
"No... But I'm really fast on my feet!"
"Okay, and keep the guns. I give everyone guns for no apparent reason."
"Oh, that makes me feel so much better." Don't be an asshole, Sonic. I have guns. So many guns.
More guns???
"Hm. Crap Flavored MREs, Shit Flavored MREs... Oh! These Puns Are Getting You Nowhere MREs!"
*slaps knee*
We finish breakfast; which tasted like crap, by the way.
*S L A P S K N E E*
I sit down and the view is incredible-I mean, if hell on earth is incredible, this counts.
I just like this line.
I sigh and look up at the clouds. At least the sky is still there; at least the sky won't change for a while.
I like this line, too. A lot of these lines are trying to be #deep and I don’t know how I feel about this...
When I get to the ground, I feel bored. I go over to the back and start shooting at some zombies behind the gate. Pow! Pow! Pow! Guns are fucking awesome.
MORE GUNS. Also, ammo isn’t a finite resource..?
Next: Why the fuck did I pass out? I'll answer that question with a full nerd moment. Have you ever hyperventilated? Don't answer that. Well, when you hyperventilate, it is when you're breathing at a very fast rate, usually out of nervousness or (in my case) panic. This can cause a bit of disfunction in the lungs called 'Respiratory Alkalosis'. With that there's dizziness (check), tingling in lips, hands, or feet, headache (double check), weakness (triple check), fainting (I'm out of checks), and seizures (I don't know if I check this one, I'll ask Sonic later).
Aaaaand I didn’t know how panic attacks worked and literally looked up something called “Respiratory Alkalosis” because Queen Exposition wanted some semblance of facts??
Did I mention that the original concept for this story was based off of a zombie rp from 2012-ish?
So much about this story has changed over the years... Nowadays, they all have guns! Democracy! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Wew! omg I need to draw my friends more often *-*, I did a thing with me,My OC Sam and some friends! Ft. @sonicboommlp , @cirrus-arts , @sharp-tone , @furries-and-foxes-galore and @luminescentphoenix ! Hope yall like it!! :D
