#sooooo scary

[deathinfeathers-a]

Scary crow bitch.

[hellotherelovelyyy]

Also had someone in a fb parenting group tell me that rescue dogs in general aren’t safe for kids so there’s that.

So dangerous. Big scary floofy old baby who pees herself when she’s scared. Sooooo scary. 🙃

[killerpancakeburger]

Boss battles in BG3 be like:

Expectation: "Cazador is so powerful, you'll never defeat him"

Reality: *Cazador sends a bunch of bats and rats after you*

Expectation: "Raphael will rip your soul off the second he's back home"

Reality: *Raphael sends a bunch of human servants with no combat experience after you*

Expectation: "The elder brain will break your mind"

Reality: *The elder brain sends a bunch of tiny brains on legs with 4 hp after you*

[maskeraith]

just waiting to hear back from the landlord to confirm everything is okay and then I get the house

[marsbotz]

i have to work on reception for the first time today wish me farting luck

[selfundiagnosed]

one time my moms catholic bf in high school told her a story about how his mom was in catholic school and one of her classmates had appendicitis and kept saying her stomach hurt but the nun wouldnt let her go to the nurse so she fucking slumped over and died in class

[alienanxrchy]

I was always terrified of guys because I was bullied by them (bc of my weight mostly) and sexually harassed on multiple occasions since I was young bc I developed early so I neverrrrrrrrr related to or wanted anything to do with men until maybe in the last year when I started getting more secure in my trans identity and I was able to make friends with cishet dudes but before that I'd rather eat a light bulb than go anywhere near a dude

[holdouthepalmofyourhand]

5 seasons of Pretty Little Liars and this is the first episode that really scared the hell out of me.