#sooooo sorry

[cerisedapocalypta]

to the two of u who asked me to write u something on ao3 all the way back in january, know i have u in my thoughts and i am getting to u soon

[creepywing]

the post isnt for me the post isnt for me the post isnt for me the post isnt for me .

[goldensunset]

IM SORRY i answered that ask without tagging it as spoilers oops i fixed it now

but it wasn’t a spoiler as to who swallow was, just a spoiler as to who swallow WASN’T, so that’s not as bad…right?

[vinylhazza]

omg giving e head in his new tesla pls!!!!!

if there was one thing you knew for sure, it was that ethan grant dolan looked sexy as fuck in his new tesla. yeah i mean, you weren’t gonna lie just because what you were his best friend and shouldn’t be thinking of him that way at any point in time especially now when he was glowing in that plush leather seat? 

sure it was a cliché, cringe moment where you can’t keep your eyes off of your best friend and you feel that little itty bitty tinge of guilt. you just couldn’t help but notice how sturdy and large his hands looked wrapped around the luxurious leather of the steering wheel just as hops in the car. you could tell from the giddy tone of his voice he was over the moon with happiness about his new toy. you haven’t seen him this happy since he came home with the jeep. 

you just couldn’t help but watch him, rambling on about how nice the salesman was, the complimentary car wash right before he left the lot with the “colorful bubbles”, all of the bells and whistles that he kept discovering about the car. his animated hand motions would have made you fall into a fit of giggles if he wasn’t looking so relaxed and fuckable right now. it just about had your mouth watering.

 he actually got the car without warning, informing you and grayson he was making a food run and he would be back ‘soon’. well ‘soon’ turned into two hours and then your dear best friend who you’ve stupidly fallen in love with rolled up in a dazzling new pearly white tesla that took your breath away as soon as you’d swung the front door open. the smile that he shot you through the open window could have had the sun crashing from the sky, the most joyful and bright sight you’ve ever seen. 

he insisted after several minutes of grayson yelling at him for his ‘randomness’ and ‘irresponsible spending’ that you join him on a drive, just the two of you, so his ‘favorite girl’ could give him an honest opinion - and just because he wanted to be cocky fuck and knew you’ve always wanted to ride in a tesla. right now is where that crazy dream paid off. 

there had always been tension between the two of you. it hadn’t been immediate, it had been slow and gradual until it was just about unbearable to be in the same room without acting upon something you weren’t sure he wanted. but then there had been that one night…that one glorious fucking night where he had audibly said ‘fuck it’ from the next room after watching you prance around his house in booty shorts and a crop top. he had thrown caution to the wind and all but trapped you in his room only to cradle your face for a mere second before giving you a kiss so ardent you were sure you must have been dreaming. you hadn’t stopped thinking about it sense. and he wasn’t making it any easier to forget by trying to make you notice him and his antics. 

so you sit. and you wait. you watch him lean back with his hands behind his head, trousers hugging his dick so tight, hooded hazel eyes glancing at you every now and then with that little shine they always had, and you wait. you observe him in a happy moment and decipher what it is you really want. at first you weren’t sure what you were waiting for, but then he speaks and suddenly it’s all clear. 

“everything you thought it would be?” he grins wide, shooting you a wink because he knows. he knows how in love you are with tesla’s and he knows you’ve been squeezing your legs in his passenger seat for about ten minutes now. he knows you would be motor mouth right now, but instead he hears only silence. he knows your eyes have been lingering on his lower region for quite some time and he noticed that small gasp when he reached his hand over to squeeze at your upper thigh.

not yet it wasn’t. you wanted to really give him the ride of his life, for scientific purposes of course. he just looked so good sitting there and all you wanted to do was have him sit back and relax while you took all of him in your mouth. even if it was a one time thing. in fact, if this happened and it never happened again, you don’t want him to ever speak of it again. 

“not exactly…” you catch yourself admitting shyly, cheeks red and hot, fingers twisting at the bottom of your shirt. you’re so overwhelmed with desire right now and it’s seemingly random. you just had to do it this once, just one time and you’d be fine if it never happened again. and you needed him to be okay with it. 

“oh really? what could make this car any better? it has everything you could ever want I mean you could eat with two hands if you-” he started, but you really couldn’t handle his rambling right now you needed one thing and one thing only. 

“I want to do something and if I do it I need you - as my best friend - to never mention it again okay?” 

you take a glance at the road looming ahead of you, lit by the streetlights reflecting off of the wet asphalt, just before unhooking your seatbelt and sitting up on your knees, looking at your best friend with the most serious look you can muster. he can see the lust swimming in your eyes but still feigns an innocent look, cocking his head to the side and staring at you hard. 

“what did you have in mind?” he smirks, grinning at you with a twinkle in his eye. he knew. he had to know. 

your opening, this is most definitely your opening. I mean, ethan doesn't wear that smile anytime, this is a smile you saw only once - right before he’d kissed you in your bedroom that one night that you haven't stopped thinking about. 

it was like everything was moving in slow motion, but so fast all at once. one second you were sitting in the seat, stuck in your head, clenching your legs together to ease the pressure - the next your leaning over his lap in the seat, tugging at the waistband of his pants, tugging and tugging until you can pull his massive girth out, licking a bold stripe right up the side. 

you’re actually about to do this, you’re gonna suck off your best fried in his tesla for God’s sake. this wasn't you, you don’t do this! but you can’t really complain with the shallow puffs coming from his lips, his hand in your hair to guide you up and down with you sink down on his cock, all the way to the hilt where baby hairs tickle you only for a second before you spring free, panting and eyes watering. 

you will give it to him, he’s big. like really big, bigger than you actually expected. not only that but the dirty talk that keeps spilling from his mouth right as you dip him between your lips might just be the sexiest thing you’ve ever heard. 

“yes baby that’s it, take it all I know you can, yes fuck-” he groans, feeling the vibrations of the car rolling down the road and your tongue tricks that has his breath trapped in his chest, “God damn keep doing that.” 

the faster you go, the faster the car seems to go. you know it sounds crazy but it’s exhilarating and wild and so dangerous. you like dangerous. ethan is dangerous. so you speed up, slurping on his dick like your life depends on it, pumping what can’t fit into your mouth with your hand. just when you feel him start to twitch, you take him all the way down, swallowing every drop of cum he gives you, milking it out of him pump after pump. his moans are quiet, just a little too modest to scream like he really wants to. it’s a dream come true, but he’d be damned if he showed you how much he really loved your mouth on him. 

he’s panting when you remove him from your mouth, hand still resting in your hair, thumb rubbing over your temple softly. 

“holy fuck...” he breathes out, giggling when you peck his lips quickly, tucking him into his pants once again and sitting back, flattening your shirt with a smug smile. 

“never speak of this again,” you giggle, pointing a finger at him with a teasing glare, knowing grayson won’t let either of you live it down if he finds out. not only that but he will complain about it every time he rides in the car from then on. he takes you by surprise by grasping your chin in his fingertips and bringing your face in for another kiss, sighing at the feeling of your lips on his. it almost feels too good. 

“mm we’ll see...maybe i’ll return the favor since you were such a good girl.” 

[thecaterpainter]

Hey guys, I just wanted to say sorry for being inactive here. I’ve been super active on sideblogs and well, this one got pushed to the side. I’m kinda moving on from old fandoms and into new ones so until that’s storted out I’ll be less active here anyways. And I’m not gonna be active at all until 28th of this month so.. again sorry.

[knitter-eggsy-universe-archive]

Oh shit.

ok i completely cocked up.

but uh...you will marry me, right Graham?

[drgnflyteabox]

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