Hiii I know you’re not taking requests rn! I just wanted to thank you for all the treats you provide to the masses for free. You don’t gotta do it. But you do it anyway for the love of the game. And getting to read horny x reader Eridan fanfic in the big 2026…😔🫶 I owe you my life.
hii !!! thank u so much it means the world to me that u r reading my fics 😭😭 esp since i havent posted in a couple of months. i rlly rlly hope to get back into writing soon but my jobs r working me like a dog. i love u all i am thinking of u but i am a little burned out 🫶🫶🫶
can you do Equius x Purpleblood reader? Can be SFW or NSFW or both
this is slightly inconclusive bc i couldn’t figure out how to end it
Equius Zahhak x GN!Highblood Reader
CW: SFW, power imbalance
Initially, Equius’ attraction to you was purely due to his belief in submission being your birthright.
Your relationship seemed to be bolstered by nothing but his perverse need to assert himself as your subordinate.
At first, you were a little…disturbed?
Of course other trolls treated you differently as a purple-blood.
Especially when they didn’t know you well yet.
That felt worlds apart from what this guy was doing, though.
Others acted in something closer to caution whereas Equius surrendered himself to you completely with no questions asked.
Navigating that was annoying to put it kindly.
You found yourself going out of your way to avoid any interactions with the guy just so you could maintain some façade of normalcy between you two.
Besides, you didn’t exactly know how to approach him.
He seemed less than satisfied when you didn’t assert yourself over him and take full advantage of your superior position.
It was mildly offensive that he took you to be the sort of person to treat others that way.
If he wanted to get on the floor and lie prostrate at your feet then that was his business.
You just wished he wouldn’t drag you into that kind of thing.
At a certain point, it was kind of fun to play along in some way.
Maybe you were taking advantage of him but you didn’t exactly know how to deal with the guy.
Commanding him to do ridiculous things just for the sake of it and always having him at your beck and call seemed to please him more than any of your ignoring had.
It also included the added benefits of being amusing and taking a lot of menial tasks off your plate.
Okay, having him around was nice. You could admit that much.
Plus, the two of you had become more trusting of each other over time.
Whatever weird thing you had going on was kind of adjacent to friendship at least.
And he wasn’t a bad guy at all underneath all the hemospectrum stuff.
That was a little difficult for you to ignore, admittedly.
Especially since you thought he might have been getting off on your requests and willingness to talk to him. Maybe even at your very presence.
The realization that you weren’t disgusted by the possibility in the slightest is what made your feelings apparent for the first time.
You wanted Equius.
And you were pretty sure you would have wanted him without all the weird servant stuff.
What???
He was a really cool guy once you got to know him!
You just didn’t want to take advantage of him.
You were sure he would happily reciprocate any affection you chose to throw him.
You didn’t want to pigeonhole him into a quadrant with you just because he thought he owed it to you.
Even if he’d normaled out as he got more comfortable around you.
Most of the behavior had confined itself to commenting on your behavior which he deemed below your caste and trying to correct it.
His willingness to order you to conduct yourself properly was funny in some way.
It was sort of endearing still how much he flustered himself when he realized he’d allowed himself to berate a higher blood.
You decided to consult Nepeta on the matter.
It seemed like she was the person who could give you the insight you were seeking.
She knew Equius best and surely she’d be down to help you navigate the situation.
She was ecstatic to know that Equius had other trolls throwing themselves at him besides herself.
“::33: I always mew he was a cat-ch!”
…Even though she’d obviously been joking.
Nepeta knew that he could be a little difficult to put it kindly.
But she really was excited to get to help him sort out another quadrant!
She was very privy to Equius’ feelings towards you.
You were more than relieved to know that he was friends with you for more than your status.
Her assurances that he actually liked you as a person gave you the confidence you’d needed to talk to him about your feelings.
You tried not to make yourself look too fancy, but you still wanted to be presentable. You just didn’t want to look like you thought you were better than him or something.
Hiii Same person who ask for the pining/flushed stuff I’m wondering if it’s ok it can be both sfw and nsfw sorry l forgot to put this in the other request
sorry I wasn't feeling porn that much I hope it's still kinda hot ??? and sorry for switching between past and present tense im just a chud :33
Karkat Vantas x GN! Human Reader
CW: NSFW, sex, marking
It is so impossible for Karkat to hide his feelings.
It's too hard for him to keep it to himself, he can't help but be obvious about his crush.
He doesn't even realize just how overt he's being.
If he thinks it isn't reciprocated for any reason, he won't tell you how he feels flat out.
If you're asking him for advice about someone else, he'll still do his best to tell you his most rational thoughts.
He just wants you to be happy at the end of the day, but that doesn't mean he isn't really jealous.
It's always easy for him to be nice to you, but he may find some difficulty in keeping a level head with whoever you're talking to. In which case, he might try and avoid them for the most part for everyone's best interest.
Having a crush in any quadrant is something that eats away at Karkat.
He can't seem to stop thinking about it to the point where he ends up getting frustrated and wishing he could stop the feeling entirely.
Karkat is definitely someone who becomes lovesick.
He's especially scared to be open with you because he isn't sure how human relationships compare to troll ones.
Logically, he knows they must be similar.
But having no expertise in the area makes him feel very vulnerable.
Besides, it's more important for him to have you in his life in any capacity which stops him from telling you how he feels in case it ruins your friendship.
You're able to tell, though.
He isn't very good at subtlety.
If you couldn't tell that he liked you, somebody else would probably let you know sooner or later.
Watching him fumble around with his feelings is entertaining, but you can only handle it for so long before you start to feel a little bad for him.
When you tell him that you feel the same, he's hit with a rush of relief.
The situation was putting him on edge to an unnatural degree.
When all the tension is broken, it is very hard for Karkat to stay off of you.
He's waited long enough, okay?
All he wants to do is finally be with you.
His mouth crashed onto yours as he kissed you enthusiastically and bruisingly.
Your lips were swollen with his fangs gnawing at them.
His body was solid under your hands, clutching at his sweatshirt for stability as he held you close.
Karkat just wants you so bad and he wants to give you everything you want.
He wants to be your person.
Even though he always imagined the first time with you to be romantic and sweet, it can't help being a little awkward and desperate.
He tries not to let it get to him, but he feels like he is embarrassing himself in the way he's tugging at your clothes and grabbing at your waist, your hips, your thighs.
Wherever his hands lead him next.
He is so easy for you, melting under the touch of your hand and doing whatever you ask of him.
He can't resist.
He can't even believe this is happening to him.
Even though he's even more excited than a virgin on prom night, he wants things to be tender when it comes down to it.
He doesn't want it to be over so fast.
He's flushed for you and he wants his treatment of you in bed to reflect it.
No matter how much he might want to ravish each other, the only thing that he really cares about is the brand new level of closeness.
He wants to hold your hand, kiss your lips, cradle your head all while you do what you want with him.
The evidence of your coupling will be left across your skin in the form of scratches and bites.
He likes to see the marks on your skin, but he's also sort of horrified by how easily your skin becomes marred.
Overprotective moirail kankri x rlly sensitive cry baby violet and or fuchsia male reader 🧐
i love the dancestors ^>^
♦️Kankri Vantas x Male!Seadweller Reader♦️
CW: SFW, none
Kankri believes that it is his duty to break his vow of celibacy in order to defend you more effectively.
He doesn't want to come off as performative when he educates others on treating you (and everyone) with a certain level of kindness.
If he's your moirail, it certainly allows him to feel more credible in his advisements.
And he won't say it out loud, but he is proud of himself for doing something so selfless.
Whenever you are feeling upset, Kankri is the first person to validate your feelings.
He will do his best to help you work through them, even if a lot of his advice seems to be sanitized therapy speak.
He wants to help you to the best of his abilities, so he won't dare try and inject his own feelings into the matter.
The wisest thing is to stick to what he's read about.
Kankri considers himself to be emotionally intelligent.
Whether that's true or not can be left up to whoever you're asking.
Sometimes it frustrates you even more to hear him spoon-feed you the same routine over and over again when you are in a vulnerable moment.
But you know he means well.
In the beginning, he finds himself getting frustrated that his attempts at consolation don't seem to be helping you the way he wanted.
His tendency to snap can drive a wedge between the two of you at times.
When that happens, he just finds himself feeling really shitty.
He's able to force down his pride and ask Porrim for advice.
Kankri finds it much easier to have the patience to give you the care you need when he starts asking you what you need instead of assuming.
When you know you can really rely on him, his tendency to coddle you gets a little stronger.
He doesn't like seeing you get hurt all the time.
There is nothing he can do or say that can take away the stigma of a highblood being so emotional, which of course invites a lot of ridicule from your other friends.
He is very watchful of you.
If somebody says something he deems to be in poor taste, he wants to be able to jump in before the situation has an opportunity to escalate.
Since he comes across as rather insufferable, the disinterest in getting a long lecture on the strength of male emotional vulnerability has most trolls in your circle kinda avoiding you.
Porrim is slightly irritated that Kankri can understand the intricacies of gender-specific oppression when it comes to your case but not in her advocacy for feminism.
She's always kind to you though. Her only gripes are with the man himself.
ARADIA X FEM READER MY LIFE IS YOURS!! WITH LOTS OF FLUFF HCS !! MAYBE NSFW?? WELL IF SO THEN DOM ARADIA AND SUB FEM PLEASE!
ugh shes my fav happy pride aradia ilysm
Aradia Megido x Fem!Reader
NSFW HCs
CW: NSFW, sex, oral sex, dry humping, body worship, mentions of spanking, mentions of hair pulling, mentions of choking
Aradia is so sweet and gentle in bed.
She always wants to make your comfort a priority.
One of her methods to doing this is to get in a joke whenever she sees the opportuity.
If she can tell that you're a little on edge, she wants to make you laugh and hopefully get you further into the mood.
She is very handsy.
You can always count on her to be squeezing your thighs or smacking your ass.
She thinks you're the most beautiful person ever and she doesn't have any trouble showing it.
Foreplay is very fun for Aradia.
She prefers to give way more than she likes to receive.
She really likes to give you head.
She loves being intimate with you, so she likes to give as much as she can.
Of course she won't say no if you want to return the favor, however she isn't keeping score in any way.
She likes it the best when you sit on her face, that way she can give you exactly what you need.
Aradia likes to take things slow during sex.
She doesn't think that it's something to be rushed through. She feels that it's something that brings the two of you closer.
Even if she isn't exactly horny, she's dtf. She loves being close to you.
She is always kissing you, kissing your neck, holding you, petting your hair, asking if everything feels good for you, etc.
She is an attentive lover.
Aradia almost prefers dry humping to actual sex.
The desire experienced in the moments when you are both clothed really gets her blood pressure up.
When you pull away from making out, her whole face is flushed red and she is smiling so big.
She loves positions where she can admire your body.
There's a good view from every angle, in her opinion.
If you are riding on top, her eyes are all over you as she thrusts to meet your own movements.
She loves looking at your face if you're on your back, and at how your tits bounce when her hips slam against you. Big or small, it doesn't matter. Not gonna stop her from sucking on them.
Of course she also loves fucking you from behind.
What isn't to love about your body? You're perfect from every angle.
While she can't help kneading your ass, she also can't resist leaning forward to plant kisses on your shoulders and the back of your neck.
Her lipstick is always all over your body.
Whatever you ask her for, she's happy to do although she draws the line at doing things that could really hurt you.
She enjoys spanking and hair pulling if you enjoy it, but she definitely will not indulge in any choking, at least with a red partner.
That would cause her not to be able to enjoy herself because she's worried about you.
Aradia doesn't really get tired after sex. Kind of the opposite, actually.
She always feels energized afterwards.
If you don't feel like going for another round, she makes sure you're all taken care of and cleaned up before she goes on a run to blow off some steam.
hiii!! could you do dom!eridan x afab!human!reader nsfw pretty please?? i think you touched upon eridan collaring reader before, but imagine reader being tied down to their bed 👀
thank you in advance!!
locking him away after this he’s had enough outside time
Eridan Ampora x AFAB!Reader
CW: NSFW, sex, bondage, marking, degradation, temperature play
Eridan always had been possessive, you supposed.
He never seemed to tire of showing you off and bragging about your relationship.
Every piece of jewelry and item of clothing gifted to you was like a physical manifestation of his need to stake a claim.
He believed that everyone should know that you were his just by seeing your attire.
You liked to entertain most of his requests.
It was charming in a way.
Even if his approach was slightly unconventional, it was certain that he cared deeply for you.
Wearing a collar and getting on all fours was a natural progression of your dynamic.
You enjoyed it. He always made you feel taken care of.
There wasn't a time when you hadn't trusted Eridan.
Which is probably why it didn't take much convincing at all for you to give up your agency entirely.
He wanted to be in control.
He wanted to take care of you.
Make you feel good without even needing to lift one of your fingers.
He always made a fuss about sleeping in your bed, but he didn't have any reason to protest when it allowed him to do something like this.
The cord around your wrists and ankles was firm, but it didn't hurt.
Eridan had taken his time tying you to the headboard with what you guessed were some variety of sailor's knots.
Eridan liked it best when he was in control.
Being in a position where you couldn't move had him vibrating with excitement.
He was excited to have his way, of course.
But on some level he wanted to prove himself to you.
That he knew how to take care of you.
That he was flushed for you, and understood how to reciprocate your form of love.
That you needed him.
That he was enough.
The mattress bowed under his weight as he climbed up beside you.
His touch was gentle on your skin, fingertips brushing your cheek and caressing your jaw.
Your eyes squeezed shut when he kissed you.
His lipsnhere rough against yours, teeth piercing your lips and tongue.
He moaned into your mouth at the taste of your blood.
"Disgustin' loww-blood. You should be grateful I still wwanna kiss you."
His voice made you whimper.
You tried to press your legs together but your ankles strained against the rope.
Eridan brought his kisses to your neck, biting and sucking at the skin.
He positoned himself between your legs, a hand gripping your hips firmly and kneading at the flesh.
You would definitely be bruised later, but you didn't mind.
You loved seeing his lasting effects on your body just as much as he did.
His mouth had arrived at your nipple. Eridan teased it between his sharp fangs.
His other hand came up to play with the other one, rolling it in his fingers.
The hand that had been resting on your hip slowly pulled itself towards your clit.
Eridan began rubbing it in circles with a firm pressure.
You moaned at the sensation, bucking your hips into him.
You wished he would touch you even harder.
Eridan's bulge was fighting to escape from his pants.
It didn't seem fair that he was still fully clothed.
You watched him through dark lashes as he pulled away, stripping his clothes off and tossing them to the floor with little care.
He kicked his pants off with a desperation that was almost humiliating, but he didn't care.
The only thing he cared about was fucking you.
His bulge was cold and slick against your inner thigh.
Eridan planted his hands on either side of your torso.
The blush tinting his cheeks caused your stomach to flutter as you stared up at him.
He buried his head in your neck, inhaling your scent.
He began easing his bulge inside of you.
The temperature was always surprising at first, but your cunt still sucked him in nonetheless.
It didn't take any time to adjust to one another.
You both needed this.
His thrusts were rough and punishing, slamming his bulge into you with reckless abandon.
Your moans and his growling mixed with the sound of his rough skin slapping against your softer flesh.
His bulge pressed against your sweet spot with every thrust and his hand had come to play with your clit again.
He was in complete control of your pleasure.
His bulge squirmed inside you, touching your walls in ways you didn't even know were possible before you met him.
Eridan was whining into your neck. You knew he was close from the way his free hand clawed at your skin, trying to ground himself.
Your pussy clenched around him as his material spilled deep inside.
Eridan continued frantically fucking into you, riding out his orgasm and trying to get you there, too.
His need for you was a different animal entirely. It was one of the sexiest things about him.
You'd never felt more wanted by anybody in your life.
The thought of that coupled with his dutiful fingers and quickening thrusts sent you over the edge, clenching down on his bulge and milking the rest of his genetic material from him.
Eridan collapsed on top of you, heaving.
You felt your heart beating in your entire body, overheated as you lay benath him.
His bulge was still inside you, but you felt it retreating back into its sheath.
Love your work! Would you mind writing fluff headcanons of Karkat, kankri,and Sollux with a troll matesprit s/o who is obsessed with having stuffed animals and they indulge in their love for it like buying them more stuffed animals or them getting jealous and claiming to their matesprit that they spend more time cuddling with the stuffed animals than them? Please and thank you
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Sollux Captor, Kankri Vantas, and Karkat Vantas x GN!Troll Reader
CW: SFW, none
Sollux
At first, Sollux didn't really care about your penchant for stuffed animals.
It didn't bother him much that they practically consumed your whole respiteblock.
You respected his interests and he respected yours.
He didn't think about them all that much unless he was fighting them for space on the loungeplank.
Or if you were choosing to nap with one of your stuffed toys instead of him.
What? Him? Jealous? Of a stuffed animal? No, never.
Sollux Captor was NOT jealous.
Nor did he want to be touched.
He just found it slightly annoying that your collection was consuming his life.
He definitely didn't want to cuddle you.
He just wished he had a little more space is all.
And a little more of your attention.
Okay, maybe he was feeling slightly neglected.
It was pathetic, he knew it.
And it was probably his own fault in the first place.
Always wanting to be loved at a distance.
He couldn't explain why he had phases where the only thing he wanted to do was hold you close when at other times he couldn't even stand the feeling of the shirt on his back.
You were special to him, though.
He just wanted to see you happy.
So what if it made him feel good when you hugged him as thanks for your new stuffed toy.
Kankri
Kankri couldn't help but educate you on the sheer overconsumption of your hobby.
The effect of producing such objects surely wasn't positively impacting the planet.
If people keep making aimless purchases, who knows what the state of things will be like in 10 sweeps?
Not to mention the careless discard of them once something shiny and new came on the market.
Still, he could admit that they were pretty cute.
And he recognized your attachment to them.
It didn't matter how many you had, they all had their own names and personalities which you never seemed to forget.
He made a dedicated effort to remember, too.
They were important to you and clearly he hadn't considered that aspect.
These little toys were like collegues at least and dear friends at most.
He wanted to be in good standing with your friends, animate or not.
Anything important to you was worth understanding to him.
He'd made his point, but these little guys were already living in your hive.
What else was there to do besides embrace them?
You tried not to laugh, watching him correct himself and apologize to one of your animals.
Engaging them in the same conversations he would get into with anybody else
Even if he was just doing all that to humor you, it meant a lot.
Although, you sometimes swore you could hear him having an imaginary conversation when you were in the other room.
Karkat
Karkat really didn't understand your choice of collection.
He just didn't see the point in it.
He did, however, understand your enthusiam.
He got the same way about romcoms, if the situations were comparable.
He was someone who enjoyed things more than a normal amount, so who was he to judge?
Speaking of which, stuffed animals made excellent romantic gestures.
At least he didn't have to be confused about what sorts of gifts to give you even if he sometimes had trouble navigating the feelings aspect of your quadrant.
He was enthralled by every aspect of you anyways.
He knew what he was getting into when he first decided to embrace his crush.
He wouldn't change absolutely anything about you.
It didn't matter to him that every surface in your hive was occupied by a little critter.
He just wanted to make you happy.
Maybe it wasn't the best idea to feed into your addiction, but you just got so excited when he presented you with flowers held by a stuffed animal.
He couldn't resist buying one whenever he ran into them in public.
If he saw something he knew you would like, he wanted to get it for you.
Or else he would spend the rest of the week thinking about how he should've gotten it.
He didn't even recognize himself anymore.
When had he become such a softie?
Karkat had waited his whole life for romance to work out for him.
Why wouldn't he want to be the best partner he could be?
He didn't spend all that time studying quadrants for nothing.
Besides, being able to do things for you made him happy, too.
AAAHFHAFQAFSGAS i was gathering my courage like almost a week to write something for you.,.,. just so you know im IN LOVE with ur works!!!! i need more homestuck x reader writers ggqhfhghqgqj
i would like to request jake english x fem!reader relationship hcs,.,. sfw and nsfw.,.,,, okay thank uou im running away
eee im so happy u like my stuff !!!! i hope that this is what u were looking for 🤥 ik that fem isnt synonymous w afab but there wasn’t a specification so i wrote it as afab. if you wanted something different lmk and i can do another one :p
Jake English x AFAB!Reader
SFW and NSFW HCs
CW: NSFW, sex, cunnilingus, face sitting, fingering, 69ing, sex toys
SFW HCs
Most of Jake's date ideas are centered around his own interests.
It can make him seem more than clueless at times, which he is.
But he's just trying to relate to you in the only ways he knows how.
It's not exactly like there were a lot of people to hang out with on the island.
He also enjoys his personal time, so it might be a bit of a learning curve for him trying to navigate a relationship at first.
Finding new activities to do together definitely helps him and allows him to get in the mindset of being together rather than paying more attention to the actual activity.
It also helps him feel closer to you when you both get to build your relationship intentionally.
He does also like learning about the things you like to do, though he wouldn't want to be included unless you invited him.
Being able to retain your own identities is really important to him.
He wouldn't be able to stand being one of those couples who are super dependent on each other.
That isn't to say he wouldn't like to share his hobbies with you.
He would love to bring you on an adventure or show you his favorite movies.
He just doesn't want to make everything about him all the time.
Jake lovesssssss words of affirmation.
He's spent a lot of time getting down on himself and he knows he hasn't always been the most present individual.
You telling him that you love him and that he's important to you absolutely makes him melt.
He always feels more confident after you give him a compliment.
He'll be holding onto it for several days.
Naturally, there's no shortage of compliments and kisses coming your way either.
NSFW HCs
Jake can be a pretty self-centered guy, and he's become aware of it through various fumbles in his friendships.
He's self-concious of being a bad partner because of it, so he overcompensates by spending a lot of time making you feel good.
He wants things to last as long as possible for you when he knows he'll probably get caught up in the moment when it comes down to it.
He never wants to skip foreplay.
Getting you aroused and making you cum before his clothes even come off gives him peace of mind that he's doing a good job.
Jake also wants to make sure you get exactly what you need.
While he always enjoys sucking your clit and stuffing you with his fingers, he generally prefers for you to grab his hair and shove him into your pussy so you can move against his face however you want.
He also loves when you ride or sit on his face.
And he would never decline if you wanted to suck his dick at the same time.
Jake can't make himself last for very long, though.
He gets very caught up in the excitement of the moment, plus you look so pretty and he loves you so much.
How can he be asked to last longer than a few minutes?
He used to get a little embarrassed about it, but it doesn't bother him much after the first couple of times.
He's probably came just from using his mouth on you on a few occasions.
If you still need it, he's more than happy to fuck you with a toy or keep eating you out.
