A war has nearly broken out over an artifact called the sorcerer’s crown. Rumor has it that it is the reason we have as little sorcerers as we do, as it steals the energy from them. As of now, there is not any more information. All interviews with @sorcererest-sorcerer have been denied.
Ruins have been found in cave
The ruins of a temple have been found recently in the caves under @lead-sorcerer’s mines. From what we can tell, it is dedicated to mushrooms. If you would like to help, you can join his expedition.
An innocent wizard cookout located at the Wizard Island Island Walmart turns into a mutant bloodbath. clones of @viscerawizard were reportedly afflicted with a severe allergic reaction, resulting in some horrific imagery for other attendants. Fortunately, none were harmed, though witnesses say the incident resulted in a new entity known as Dermis. Our request for interview with dermis has been declined.
Come on down to aster’s crystal shop today!
Are you feeling down? Depressed? Unlucky? Fading in and out of existence? Threatened by a bat? Looking for bunnies? Well, come to Amethyst Aster’s crystal shop! We have all of the crystals you need. Enhancers, fire starters, elemental, even mInD cOnTrOl, and so much more. Make sure to be careful. We do have stairs and holes, like THE PIT that many people know and love. However, you may not want to go there on account of accidentally falling into THE VOID WATCHER’s realm. Pretty chill but we don’t want to bother him.
You may have noticed a significant increase in population. From what we can tell, this is because of the aforementioned sorcerer war, drawing many towards the island. However, the world is more unwelcoming to mages recently.
House faeries going on strike
House faeries going on strike. Domestic fae have begun to orchestrate sit-in strikes out of feelings of being treated unfairly. Demands include: increased minimum of cream and honey wages, clean dedicated living space within walls/floors/ceilings, pixie dust loss compensation, and vacation days.
Strikes will continue until demands are met and their rights as intelligent beings are observed. We sincerely apologize, as these strikes have negatively affected our rate of release.
