The Wandering Inn

Welcome! Have a drink! Rent a room!

[the-tavern-wizard]

Welcome to the Wandering Inn!

I’m Gerard, the proprietor of the establishment.

The Wandering Inn is a place where the travelers or newcomers to Wizard Island Island can come and stay for a while. Or rather, it’s a place that comes to you! In your time of need, call upon the Tavern Wizard and a door will appear. Rest, eat, drink, and enjoy a literally magical atmosphere! It’s your home away from tower!

We feature a variety of comforts, tended to by our staff of inter-dimensional spirits.

Rooms:

Single (3 currency per night) - Room with one bed and one chest for storage.

Double (6 currency per night) - Room with two beds, chests for storage, and a partition curtain for privacy.

Suite (20 currency per night) - two king sized beds, too many methods of storage to count, and a personal washroom. The Wizard will also add an additional custom feature to the room (within reason)

Party Deal (2 currency per bed per night) For groups of three or more, adventurers can get any number of rooms required for only 2C for every bed used. This deal does not apply to Suites.

The Inn also provides an all day mess hall, where you can order any kind of food and beverages you can imagine! Water, bread, and stew of the day are free, but anything more elaborate will cost currency.

Menu

Beverage (1 currency) - Alcoholic or nonalcoholic drink served in our signature wooden stein.

Simple Meal (3 currency) - Small bowl or plate with one food item

Filling Meal (5 currency) - Bowl or plate with two food items and a side.

[wifehaver103947]

mutuals do this!!!!

[paradoxolotl]

Reblog to pass around warm bread and soup

[the-tavern-wizard]

I cast bread in soup!

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

[The gunfighter steps up to the merchant wizards cart]

Do you have anything that will get rid of this voice?

@the-gun-fighter

“Which one?”

[the-gun-fighter]

The one that narrates everything

[The gunfighter asked the merchant wizard]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh that wasn’t Jerry?”

“Nope not me this time… well there are three ways, disconnecting you from them, destroying them, or trapping them in a finite body.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Which one is the easiest?

[The gunfighter asked, as he was very eager to get rid of me. Unfortunately for him, that was impossible]

No it wasn't

[Oh, but it was]

No it wasn't. We've had this argument before. You also said that you never lied but you've admitted to lying.

[Oh come on. It was just that one time]

That one time where you said that i was reaching for my gun when i wasn't

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh I see, option 1 and 3 are preferable. It also seems to have sentience so I can give you a better option, a lie detector and a mute button.”

[the-gun-fighter]

The lie detector and mute button would be best.

[The gunfighter brought out what measly coin he could scrounge up from his pockets]

I've got a dollar and 43 cents. Will that be enough?

[This was old money from the wild west days that would be equivalent to more money in the year 2019 for example, if he had simply been sent to the future and not this odd land of Magic]

What's that supposed to mean?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh US dollars…hm let’s see… so that would be about 20$ dollars today? 1 currency = around 3 to 4 dollars roughly, so that’s about 6 currency…. I’d say that for the mute button is 10 currency and the lie detector is 5… so 15 currency and you have 6… so if you can make up the difference of 9 then we are set, oh and if you have it we take credit.”

@the-gun-fighter

[the-gun-fighter]

[The gunfighter searched his pockets for any more money that he could find, sadly, 1 dollar and 43 cents was all he had]

What is, uhh, credit?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Right… we also trade in items so if you have anything of value on you we can exchange that for money.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Right. I, uhh, have this silver locket i got from, uuhh...

[He got that silver locket from the man he shot dead for the bounty on his head. Unfortunatly he was brought to this world before he could turn in the bounty]

Yeah, umm, that.

[The gumfighter is nervous, not knowing how the merchant wizard will take the fact that he killed a man in cold blood]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Ah your a bounty hunter, if you don’t mind me asking, you can tell me the name of the man and which agency took the bounty out I can actually cash you out for it, well that is if your dimension has registered with the IPMG, if not then I would only be able to exchange the necklace for its monetary value.”

*he smiles*

@the-gun-fighter

[the-gun-fighter]

yeah, uhh, I took out a Mr. Smith, full name Jacob Smith, for the Bounty Board Association.

[For once in his life the gunfighter wasn't lying]

Well, you ain't exactly a paragon of truth yourself, are you?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

"Ah good, we have that, seem like... just that association joint but that's good enough.. here you go"

*I hand overt the bounty*

[the-gun-fighter]

[The bounty for Mr. Smith was 5 dollars. 5 dollars that the gunfighter couldn't have made in any other way as killing people was all he was good at]

Uh huh. Keep that up and we'll see if you count as people.

Anyway, how much do I have after the lie detector and the mute button?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“So that’s about 120$. 120%/3 = 40 currency… so 40-9 = 31… you have about 31 extra currency to spend… and you can draw a free card if you’d like.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Sure, I'll draw a card.

[The gunfighter draws a card from the deck and looks at it]

(The gunfighter drew a 38)

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Water to wine”

[the-gun-fighter]

Oh, cool. What does it do exactly?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*all water within 30 feet of the card when drawn turn into wine*

*not blood… unless you consider it water*

[the-gun-fighter]

[The gunfighter looks in his canteen to check and the water in it has turned to wine]

Well, ain't that something? While that was fun, I ain't much of a gambling man, so I'll stop. What else can I buy with my... currency?

[The gunfighter tries the new word on his tongue. While he isn't opposed to a new form of money it is going to take some getting used to]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Well my shop is always open, and @the-tavern-wizard also uses it to pay for logging.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Oh. I didn't think about where I'm going to stay. Could you direct me to where this @the-tavern-wizard's establishment is?

[The gunfighter is currently homeless for reasons that should be obvious, but that doesn't stop him from sleeping outside, on the grass, if he has to]

[the-tavern-wizard]

You turn around and a door is behind you. It stands without a wall or structure to hold it. A sign on the door reads “The Wandering Inn”

@the-tavern-wizard’s narrator also waves politely to @the-gun-fighter’s narrator, despite being completely invisible and having no body.

[the-gun-fighter]

AH... Oh. It's just a door.

[The gunfighter, embarrassed as he was, waves to the merchant wizard and enters the The Wandering Inn]

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Welcome to the Wandering Inn! What can I get for you?”

[the-gun-fighter]

One room please. How much is one night?

[The gunfighter wanted to ask about making money, but held that in for after he got settled]

[the-tavern-wizard]

“3 currency per night for a single person room.”

[the-gun-fighter]

10 nights if I don't buy anything else.

[The gunfighter mumbled to himself]

And how much for food?

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Water, bread, and soup of the day are free, but anything special will cost you.“

The wizard points at the menu hanging above the bar.

Soup of the Day: Chili

“You can view our prices here. If you’re paying, we can conjure whatever food and drink you can imagine.”

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

@the-gun-fighter

“Well see you around”

[the-gun-fighter]

Yeah, uh, see ya around.

[The gunfighter turns back to the @the-tavern-wizard]

All right, I'd like the soup of the day and some bread.

[the-tavern-wizard]

Before long, a ghostly waiter arrives with a bowl of chili or whatever… I’m sorry but I feel this man has been very rude to my kind!

“Narrator… behave.”

No! We follow heroes and protagonists around and colorfully weave their tales. It’s what we do!

You, sir, should be grateful!

“Narrator!”

[the-gun-fighter]

Maybe you do, but my narrator just brings me trouble.

[Oh yeah? Tell me one time I brought you trouble]

Oh. I can name multiple.

That time you told the obviously homophobic town that I was gay. I had fight the entire town to leave with my life.

That other time when you convinced the townfolk that I was responsible for murders that were physically impossible for me to do.

And that time you made me believe an entire saloon wanted me dead. I murdered so many innocent people that day. And for what? Your own morbid amusement?

Their ghosts still haunt me to this day.

[Well, that last one is on you. You should've known to not take my words at face value]

Well, it's not my fault that you're so goddamn convincing.

[the-tavern-wizard]

Ok! “Ok!”

“You both need to listen and learn.”

First of all cousin, you were broadcasting your narrative??? Are you insane? We aren’t supposed to directly affect the story. We only allow a select few to hear us!

“And you! You pay your narrator too much attention. You rely on it too much to tell your story for you when it should be the other way around.”

“You create your own path”

And the narrator clarifies the story.

[the-gun-fighter]

Pretty hard to create my own path when this goddamn piece of shit keeps telling everyone what everyone else is currently thinking and everything they did to provoke everyone, every single time I enter a new town.

[I get that and all, but that's so boring. I'd much rather see some action. And what better way to see some action than setting it up directly?]

^Both speaking at the same time^ (This is the narrator behind the orange one that no one knows about)

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Hmmm…”

Yeah, you’re the problem here, narrator. You gotta cut that shit out or you’re going to get replaced.

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

[The gunfighter steps up to the merchant wizards cart]

Do you have anything that will get rid of this voice?

@the-gun-fighter

“Which one?”

[the-gun-fighter]

The one that narrates everything

[The gunfighter asked the merchant wizard]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh that wasn’t Jerry?”

“Nope not me this time… well there are three ways, disconnecting you from them, destroying them, or trapping them in a finite body.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Which one is the easiest?

[The gunfighter asked, as he was very eager to get rid of me. Unfortunately for him, that was impossible]

No it wasn't

[Oh, but it was]

No it wasn't. We've had this argument before. You also said that you never lied but you've admitted to lying.

[Oh come on. It was just that one time]

That one time where you said that i was reaching for my gun when i wasn't

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh I see, option 1 and 3 are preferable. It also seems to have sentience so I can give you a better option, a lie detector and a mute button.”

[the-gun-fighter]

The lie detector and mute button would be best.

[The gunfighter brought out what measly coin he could scrounge up from his pockets]

I've got a dollar and 43 cents. Will that be enough?

[This was old money from the wild west days that would be equivalent to more money in the year 2019 for example, if he had simply been sent to the future and not this odd land of Magic]

What's that supposed to mean?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh US dollars…hm let’s see… so that would be about 20$ dollars today? 1 currency = around 3 to 4 dollars roughly, so that’s about 6 currency…. I’d say that for the mute button is 10 currency and the lie detector is 5… so 15 currency and you have 6… so if you can make up the difference of 9 then we are set, oh and if you have it we take credit.”

@the-gun-fighter

[the-gun-fighter]

[The gunfighter searched his pockets for any more money that he could find, sadly, 1 dollar and 43 cents was all he had]

What is, uhh, credit?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Right… we also trade in items so if you have anything of value on you we can exchange that for money.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Right. I, uhh, have this silver locket i got from, uuhh...

[He got that silver locket from the man he shot dead for the bounty on his head. Unfortunatly he was brought to this world before he could turn in the bounty]

Yeah, umm, that.

[The gumfighter is nervous, not knowing how the merchant wizard will take the fact that he killed a man in cold blood]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Ah your a bounty hunter, if you don’t mind me asking, you can tell me the name of the man and which agency took the bounty out I can actually cash you out for it, well that is if your dimension has registered with the IPMG, if not then I would only be able to exchange the necklace for its monetary value.”

*he smiles*

@the-gun-fighter

[the-gun-fighter]

yeah, uhh, I took out a Mr. Smith, full name Jacob Smith, for the Bounty Board Association.

[For once in his life the gunfighter wasn't lying]

Well, you ain't exactly a paragon of truth yourself, are you?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

"Ah good, we have that, seem like... just that association joint but that's good enough.. here you go"

*I hand overt the bounty*

[the-gun-fighter]

[The bounty for Mr. Smith was 5 dollars. 5 dollars that the gunfighter couldn't have made in any other way as killing people was all he was good at]

Uh huh. Keep that up and we'll see if you count as people.

Anyway, how much do I have after the lie detector and the mute button?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“So that’s about 120$. 120%/3 = 40 currency… so 40-9 = 31… you have about 31 extra currency to spend… and you can draw a free card if you’d like.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Sure, I'll draw a card.

[The gunfighter draws a card from the deck and looks at it]

(The gunfighter drew a 38)

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Water to wine”

[the-gun-fighter]

Oh, cool. What does it do exactly?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*all water within 30 feet of the card when drawn turn into wine*

*not blood… unless you consider it water*

[the-gun-fighter]

[The gunfighter looks in his canteen to check and the water in it has turned to wine]

Well, ain't that something? While that was fun, I ain't much of a gambling man, so I'll stop. What else can I buy with my... currency?

[The gunfighter tries the new word on his tongue. While he isn't opposed to a new form of money it is going to take some getting used to]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Well my shop is always open, and @the-tavern-wizard also uses it to pay for logging.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Oh. I didn't think about where I'm going to stay. Could you direct me to where this @the-tavern-wizard's establishment is?

[The gunfighter is currently homeless for reasons that should be obvious, but that doesn't stop him from sleeping outside, on the grass, if he has to]

[the-tavern-wizard]

You turn around and a door is behind you. It stands without a wall or structure to hold it. A sign on the door reads “The Wandering Inn”

@the-tavern-wizard’s narrator also waves politely to @the-gun-fighter’s narrator, despite being completely invisible and having no body.

[the-gun-fighter]

AH... Oh. It's just a door.

[The gunfighter, embarrassed as he was, waves to the merchant wizard and enters the The Wandering Inn]

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Welcome to the Wandering Inn! What can I get for you?”

[the-gun-fighter]

One room please. How much is one night?

[The gunfighter wanted to ask about making money, but held that in for after he got settled]

[the-tavern-wizard]

“3 currency per night for a single person room.”

[the-gun-fighter]

10 nights if I don't buy anything else.

[The gunfighter mumbled to himself]

And how much for food?

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Water, bread, and soup of the day are free, but anything special will cost you.“

The wizard points at the menu hanging above the bar.

Soup of the Day: Chili

“You can view our prices here. If you’re paying, we can conjure whatever food and drink you can imagine.”

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

@the-gun-fighter

“Well see you around”

[the-gun-fighter]

Yeah, uh, see ya around.

[The gunfighter turns back to the @the-tavern-wizard]

All right, I'd like the soup of the day and some bread.

[the-tavern-wizard]

Before long, a ghostly waiter arrives with a bowl of chili or whatever… I’m sorry but I feel this man has been very rude to my kind!

“Narrator… behave.”

No! We follow heroes and protagonists around and colorfully weave their tales. It’s what we do!

You, sir, should be grateful!

“Narrator!”

[the-gun-fighter]

Maybe you do, but my narrator just brings me trouble.

[Oh yeah? Tell me one time I brought you trouble]

Oh. I can name multiple.

That time you told the obviously homophobic town that I was gay. I had fight the entire town to leave with my life.

That other time when you convinced the townfolk that I was responsible for murders that were physically impossible for me to do.

And that time you made me believe an entire saloon wanted me dead. I murdered so many innocent people that day. And for what? Your own morbid amusement?

Their ghosts still haunt me to this day.

[Well, that last one is on you. You should've known to not take my words at face value]

Well, it's not my fault that you're so goddamn convincing.

[the-tavern-wizard]

Ok! “Ok!”

“You both need to listen and learn.”

First of all cousin, you were broadcasting your narrative??? Are you insane? We aren’t supposed to directly affect the story. We only allow a select few to hear us!

“And you! You pay your narrator too much attention. You rely on it too much to tell your story for you when it should be the other way around.”

“You create your own path”

And the narrator clarifies the story.

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

[The gunfighter steps up to the merchant wizards cart]

Do you have anything that will get rid of this voice?

@the-gun-fighter

“Which one?”

[the-gun-fighter]

The one that narrates everything

[The gunfighter asked the merchant wizard]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh that wasn’t Jerry?”

“Nope not me this time… well there are three ways, disconnecting you from them, destroying them, or trapping them in a finite body.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Which one is the easiest?

[The gunfighter asked, as he was very eager to get rid of me. Unfortunately for him, that was impossible]

No it wasn't

[Oh, but it was]

No it wasn't. We've had this argument before. You also said that you never lied but you've admitted to lying.

[Oh come on. It was just that one time]

That one time where you said that i was reaching for my gun when i wasn't

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh I see, option 1 and 3 are preferable. It also seems to have sentience so I can give you a better option, a lie detector and a mute button.”

[the-gun-fighter]

The lie detector and mute button would be best.

[The gunfighter brought out what measly coin he could scrounge up from his pockets]

I've got a dollar and 43 cents. Will that be enough?

[This was old money from the wild west days that would be equivalent to more money in the year 2019 for example, if he had simply been sent to the future and not this odd land of Magic]

What's that supposed to mean?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh US dollars…hm let’s see… so that would be about 20$ dollars today? 1 currency = around 3 to 4 dollars roughly, so that’s about 6 currency…. I’d say that for the mute button is 10 currency and the lie detector is 5… so 15 currency and you have 6… so if you can make up the difference of 9 then we are set, oh and if you have it we take credit.”

@the-gun-fighter

[the-gun-fighter]

[The gunfighter searched his pockets for any more money that he could find, sadly, 1 dollar and 43 cents was all he had]

What is, uhh, credit?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Right… we also trade in items so if you have anything of value on you we can exchange that for money.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Right. I, uhh, have this silver locket i got from, uuhh...

[He got that silver locket from the man he shot dead for the bounty on his head. Unfortunatly he was brought to this world before he could turn in the bounty]

Yeah, umm, that.

[The gumfighter is nervous, not knowing how the merchant wizard will take the fact that he killed a man in cold blood]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Ah your a bounty hunter, if you don’t mind me asking, you can tell me the name of the man and which agency took the bounty out I can actually cash you out for it, well that is if your dimension has registered with the IPMG, if not then I would only be able to exchange the necklace for its monetary value.”

*he smiles*

@the-gun-fighter

[the-gun-fighter]

yeah, uhh, I took out a Mr. Smith, full name Jacob Smith, for the Bounty Board Association.

[For once in his life the gunfighter wasn't lying]

Well, you ain't exactly a paragon of truth yourself, are you?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

"Ah good, we have that, seem like... just that association joint but that's good enough.. here you go"

*I hand overt the bounty*

[the-gun-fighter]

[The bounty for Mr. Smith was 5 dollars. 5 dollars that the gunfighter couldn't have made in any other way as killing people was all he was good at]

Uh huh. Keep that up and we'll see if you count as people.

Anyway, how much do I have after the lie detector and the mute button?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“So that’s about 120$. 120%/3 = 40 currency… so 40-9 = 31… you have about 31 extra currency to spend… and you can draw a free card if you’d like.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Sure, I'll draw a card.

[The gunfighter draws a card from the deck and looks at it]

(The gunfighter drew a 38)

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Water to wine”

[the-gun-fighter]

Oh, cool. What does it do exactly?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*all water within 30 feet of the card when drawn turn into wine*

*not blood… unless you consider it water*

[the-gun-fighter]

[The gunfighter looks in his canteen to check and the water in it has turned to wine]

Well, ain't that something? While that was fun, I ain't much of a gambling man, so I'll stop. What else can I buy with my... currency?

[The gunfighter tries the new word on his tongue. While he isn't opposed to a new form of money it is going to take some getting used to]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Well my shop is always open, and @the-tavern-wizard also uses it to pay for logging.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Oh. I didn't think about where I'm going to stay. Could you direct me to where this @the-tavern-wizard's establishment is?

[The gunfighter is currently homeless for reasons that should be obvious, but that doesn't stop him from sleeping outside, on the grass, if he has to]

[the-tavern-wizard]

You turn around and a door is behind you. It stands without a wall or structure to hold it. A sign on the door reads “The Wandering Inn”

@the-tavern-wizard’s narrator also waves politely to @the-gun-fighter’s narrator, despite being completely invisible and having no body.

[the-gun-fighter]

AH... Oh. It's just a door.

[The gunfighter, embarrassed as he was, waves to the merchant wizard and enters the The Wandering Inn]

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Welcome to the Wandering Inn! What can I get for you?”

[the-gun-fighter]

One room please. How much is one night?

[The gunfighter wanted to ask about making money, but held that in for after he got settled]

[the-tavern-wizard]

“3 currency per night for a single person room.”

[the-gun-fighter]

10 nights if I don't buy anything else.

[The gunfighter mumbled to himself]

And how much for food?

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Water, bread, and soup of the day are free, but anything special will cost you.“

The wizard points at the menu hanging above the bar.

Soup of the Day: Chili

“You can view our prices here. If you’re paying, we can conjure whatever food and drink you can imagine.”

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

@the-gun-fighter

“Well see you around”

[the-gun-fighter]

Yeah, uh, see ya around.

[The gunfighter turns back to the @the-tavern-wizard]

All right, I'd like the soup of the day and some bread.

[the-tavern-wizard]

Before long, a ghostly waiter arrives with a bowl of chili or whatever… I’m sorry but I feel this man has been very rude to my kind!

“Narrator… behave.”

No! We follow heroes and protagonists around and colorfully weave their tales. It’s what we do!

You, sir, should be grateful!

“Narrator!”

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

[The gunfighter steps up to the merchant wizards cart]

Do you have anything that will get rid of this voice?

@the-gun-fighter

“Which one?”

[the-gun-fighter]

The one that narrates everything

[The gunfighter asked the merchant wizard]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh that wasn’t Jerry?”

“Nope not me this time… well there are three ways, disconnecting you from them, destroying them, or trapping them in a finite body.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Which one is the easiest?

[The gunfighter asked, as he was very eager to get rid of me. Unfortunately for him, that was impossible]

No it wasn't

[Oh, but it was]

No it wasn't. We've had this argument before. You also said that you never lied but you've admitted to lying.

[Oh come on. It was just that one time]

That one time where you said that i was reaching for my gun when i wasn't

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh I see, option 1 and 3 are preferable. It also seems to have sentience so I can give you a better option, a lie detector and a mute button.”

[the-gun-fighter]

The lie detector and mute button would be best.

[The gunfighter brought out what measly coin he could scrounge up from his pockets]

I've got a dollar and 43 cents. Will that be enough?

[This was old money from the wild west days that would be equivalent to more money in the year 2019 for example, if he had simply been sent to the future and not this odd land of Magic]

What's that supposed to mean?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh US dollars…hm let’s see… so that would be about 20$ dollars today? 1 currency = around 3 to 4 dollars roughly, so that’s about 6 currency…. I’d say that for the mute button is 10 currency and the lie detector is 5… so 15 currency and you have 6… so if you can make up the difference of 9 then we are set, oh and if you have it we take credit.”

@the-gun-fighter

[the-gun-fighter]

[The gunfighter searched his pockets for any more money that he could find, sadly, 1 dollar and 43 cents was all he had]

What is, uhh, credit?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Right… we also trade in items so if you have anything of value on you we can exchange that for money.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Right. I, uhh, have this silver locket i got from, uuhh...

[He got that silver locket from the man he shot dead for the bounty on his head. Unfortunatly he was brought to this world before he could turn in the bounty]

Yeah, umm, that.

[The gumfighter is nervous, not knowing how the merchant wizard will take the fact that he killed a man in cold blood]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Ah your a bounty hunter, if you don’t mind me asking, you can tell me the name of the man and which agency took the bounty out I can actually cash you out for it, well that is if your dimension has registered with the IPMG, if not then I would only be able to exchange the necklace for its monetary value.”

*he smiles*

@the-gun-fighter

[the-gun-fighter]

yeah, uhh, I took out a Mr. Smith, full name Jacob Smith, for the Bounty Board Association.

[For once in his life the gunfighter wasn't lying]

Well, you ain't exactly a paragon of truth yourself, are you?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

"Ah good, we have that, seem like... just that association joint but that's good enough.. here you go"

*I hand overt the bounty*

[the-gun-fighter]

[The bounty for Mr. Smith was 5 dollars. 5 dollars that the gunfighter couldn't have made in any other way as killing people was all he was good at]

Uh huh. Keep that up and we'll see if you count as people.

Anyway, how much do I have after the lie detector and the mute button?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“So that’s about 120$. 120%/3 = 40 currency… so 40-9 = 31… you have about 31 extra currency to spend… and you can draw a free card if you’d like.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Sure, I'll draw a card.

[The gunfighter draws a card from the deck and looks at it]

(The gunfighter drew a 38)

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Water to wine”

[the-gun-fighter]

Oh, cool. What does it do exactly?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*all water within 30 feet of the card when drawn turn into wine*

*not blood… unless you consider it water*

[the-gun-fighter]

[The gunfighter looks in his canteen to check and the water in it has turned to wine]

Well, ain't that something? While that was fun, I ain't much of a gambling man, so I'll stop. What else can I buy with my... currency?

[The gunfighter tries the new word on his tongue. While he isn't opposed to a new form of money it is going to take some getting used to]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Well my shop is always open, and @the-tavern-wizard also uses it to pay for logging.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Oh. I didn't think about where I'm going to stay. Could you direct me to where this @the-tavern-wizard's establishment is?

[The gunfighter is currently homeless for reasons that should be obvious, but that doesn't stop him from sleeping outside, on the grass, if he has to]

[the-tavern-wizard]

You turn around and a door is behind you. It stands without a wall or structure to hold it. A sign on the door reads “The Wandering Inn”

@the-tavern-wizard’s narrator also waves politely to @the-gun-fighter’s narrator, despite being completely invisible and having no body.

[the-gun-fighter]

AH... Oh. It's just a door.

[The gunfighter, embarrassed as he was, waves to the merchant wizard and enters the The Wandering Inn]

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Welcome to the Wandering Inn! What can I get for you?”

[the-gun-fighter]

One room please. How much is one night?

[The gunfighter wanted to ask about making money, but held that in for after he got settled]

[the-tavern-wizard]

“3 currency per night for a single person room.”

[the-gun-fighter]

10 nights if I don't buy anything else.

[The gunfighter mumbled to himself]

And how much for food?

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Water, bread, and soup of the day are free, but anything special will cost you.“

The wizard points at the menu hanging above the bar.

Soup of the Day: Chili

“You can view our prices here. If you’re paying, we can conjure whatever food and drink you can imagine.”

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

[The gunfighter steps up to the merchant wizards cart]

Do you have anything that will get rid of this voice?

@the-gun-fighter

“Which one?”

[the-gun-fighter]

The one that narrates everything

[The gunfighter asked the merchant wizard]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh that wasn’t Jerry?”

“Nope not me this time… well there are three ways, disconnecting you from them, destroying them, or trapping them in a finite body.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Which one is the easiest?

[The gunfighter asked, as he was very eager to get rid of me. Unfortunately for him, that was impossible]

No it wasn't

[Oh, but it was]

No it wasn't. We've had this argument before. You also said that you never lied but you've admitted to lying.

[Oh come on. It was just that one time]

That one time where you said that i was reaching for my gun when i wasn't

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh I see, option 1 and 3 are preferable. It also seems to have sentience so I can give you a better option, a lie detector and a mute button.”

[the-gun-fighter]

The lie detector and mute button would be best.

[The gunfighter brought out what measly coin he could scrounge up from his pockets]

I've got a dollar and 43 cents. Will that be enough?

[This was old money from the wild west days that would be equivalent to more money in the year 2019 for example, if he had simply been sent to the future and not this odd land of Magic]

What's that supposed to mean?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh US dollars…hm let’s see… so that would be about 20$ dollars today? 1 currency = around 3 to 4 dollars roughly, so that’s about 6 currency…. I’d say that for the mute button is 10 currency and the lie detector is 5… so 15 currency and you have 6… so if you can make up the difference of 9 then we are set, oh and if you have it we take credit.”

@the-gun-fighter

[the-gun-fighter]

[The gunfighter searched his pockets for any more money that he could find, sadly, 1 dollar and 43 cents was all he had]

What is, uhh, credit?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Right… we also trade in items so if you have anything of value on you we can exchange that for money.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Right. I, uhh, have this silver locket i got from, uuhh...

[He got that silver locket from the man he shot dead for the bounty on his head. Unfortunatly he was brought to this world before he could turn in the bounty]

Yeah, umm, that.

[The gumfighter is nervous, not knowing how the merchant wizard will take the fact that he killed a man in cold blood]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Ah your a bounty hunter, if you don’t mind me asking, you can tell me the name of the man and which agency took the bounty out I can actually cash you out for it, well that is if your dimension has registered with the IPMG, if not then I would only be able to exchange the necklace for its monetary value.”

*he smiles*

@the-gun-fighter

[the-gun-fighter]

yeah, uhh, I took out a Mr. Smith, full name Jacob Smith, for the Bounty Board Association.

[For once in his life the gunfighter wasn't lying]

Well, you ain't exactly a paragon of truth yourself, are you?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

"Ah good, we have that, seem like... just that association joint but that's good enough.. here you go"

*I hand overt the bounty*

[the-gun-fighter]

[The bounty for Mr. Smith was 5 dollars. 5 dollars that the gunfighter couldn't have made in any other way as killing people was all he was good at]

Uh huh. Keep that up and we'll see if you count as people.

Anyway, how much do I have after the lie detector and the mute button?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“So that’s about 120$. 120%/3 = 40 currency… so 40-9 = 31… you have about 31 extra currency to spend… and you can draw a free card if you’d like.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Sure, I'll draw a card.

[The gunfighter draws a card from the deck and looks at it]

(The gunfighter drew a 38)

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Water to wine”

[the-gun-fighter]

Oh, cool. What does it do exactly?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*all water within 30 feet of the card when drawn turn into wine*

*not blood… unless you consider it water*

[the-gun-fighter]

[The gunfighter looks in his canteen to check and the water in it has turned to wine]

Well, ain't that something? While that was fun, I ain't much of a gambling man, so I'll stop. What else can I buy with my... currency?

[The gunfighter tries the new word on his tongue. While he isn't opposed to a new form of money it is going to take some getting used to]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Well my shop is always open, and @the-tavern-wizard also uses it to pay for logging.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Oh. I didn't think about where I'm going to stay. Could you direct me to where this @the-tavern-wizard's establishment is?

[The gunfighter is currently homeless for reasons that should be obvious, but that doesn't stop him from sleeping outside, on the grass, if he has to]

[the-tavern-wizard]

You turn around and a door is behind you. It stands without a wall or structure to hold it. A sign on the door reads “The Wandering Inn”

@the-tavern-wizard’s narrator also waves politely to @the-gun-fighter’s narrator, despite being completely invisible and having no body.

[the-gun-fighter]

AH... Oh. It's just a door.

[The gunfighter, embarrassed as he was, waves to the merchant wizard and enters the The Wandering Inn]

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Welcome to the Wandering Inn! What can I get for you?”

[the-gun-fighter]

One room please. How much is one night?

[The gunfighter wanted to ask about making money, but held that in for after he got settled]

[the-tavern-wizard]

“3 currency per night for a single person room.”

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

[The gunfighter steps up to the merchant wizards cart]

Do you have anything that will get rid of this voice?

@the-gun-fighter

“Which one?”

[the-gun-fighter]

The one that narrates everything

[The gunfighter asked the merchant wizard]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh that wasn’t Jerry?”

“Nope not me this time… well there are three ways, disconnecting you from them, destroying them, or trapping them in a finite body.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Which one is the easiest?

[The gunfighter asked, as he was very eager to get rid of me. Unfortunately for him, that was impossible]

No it wasn't

[Oh, but it was]

No it wasn't. We've had this argument before. You also said that you never lied but you've admitted to lying.

[Oh come on. It was just that one time]

That one time where you said that i was reaching for my gun when i wasn't

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh I see, option 1 and 3 are preferable. It also seems to have sentience so I can give you a better option, a lie detector and a mute button.”

[the-gun-fighter]

The lie detector and mute button would be best.

[The gunfighter brought out what measly coin he could scrounge up from his pockets]

I've got a dollar and 43 cents. Will that be enough?

[This was old money from the wild west days that would be equivalent to more money in the year 2019 for example, if he had simply been sent to the future and not this odd land of Magic]

What's that supposed to mean?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh US dollars…hm let’s see… so that would be about 20$ dollars today? 1 currency = around 3 to 4 dollars roughly, so that’s about 6 currency…. I’d say that for the mute button is 10 currency and the lie detector is 5… so 15 currency and you have 6… so if you can make up the difference of 9 then we are set, oh and if you have it we take credit.”

@the-gun-fighter

[the-gun-fighter]

[The gunfighter searched his pockets for any more money that he could find, sadly, 1 dollar and 43 cents was all he had]

What is, uhh, credit?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Right… we also trade in items so if you have anything of value on you we can exchange that for money.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Right. I, uhh, have this silver locket i got from, uuhh...

[He got that silver locket from the man he shot dead for the bounty on his head. Unfortunatly he was brought to this world before he could turn in the bounty]

Yeah, umm, that.

[The gumfighter is nervous, not knowing how the merchant wizard will take the fact that he killed a man in cold blood]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Ah your a bounty hunter, if you don’t mind me asking, you can tell me the name of the man and which agency took the bounty out I can actually cash you out for it, well that is if your dimension has registered with the IPMG, if not then I would only be able to exchange the necklace for its monetary value.”

*he smiles*

@the-gun-fighter

[the-gun-fighter]

yeah, uhh, I took out a Mr. Smith, full name Jacob Smith, for the Bounty Board Association.

[For once in his life the gunfighter wasn't lying]

Well, you ain't exactly a paragon of truth yourself, are you?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

"Ah good, we have that, seem like... just that association joint but that's good enough.. here you go"

*I hand overt the bounty*

[the-gun-fighter]

[The bounty for Mr. Smith was 5 dollars. 5 dollars that the gunfighter couldn't have made in any other way as killing people was all he was good at]

Uh huh. Keep that up and we'll see if you count as people.

Anyway, how much do I have after the lie detector and the mute button?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“So that’s about 120$. 120%/3 = 40 currency… so 40-9 = 31… you have about 31 extra currency to spend… and you can draw a free card if you’d like.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Sure, I'll draw a card.

[The gunfighter draws a card from the deck and looks at it]

(The gunfighter drew a 38)

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Water to wine”

[the-gun-fighter]

Oh, cool. What does it do exactly?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*all water within 30 feet of the card when drawn turn into wine*

*not blood… unless you consider it water*

[the-gun-fighter]

[The gunfighter looks in his canteen to check and the water in it has turned to wine]

Well, ain't that something? While that was fun, I ain't much of a gambling man, so I'll stop. What else can I buy with my... currency?

[The gunfighter tries the new word on his tongue. While he isn't opposed to a new form of money it is going to take some getting used to]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Well my shop is always open, and @the-tavern-wizard also uses it to pay for logging.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Oh. I didn't think about where I'm going to stay. Could you direct me to where this @the-tavern-wizard's establishment is?

[The gunfighter is currently homeless for reasons that should be obvious, but that doesn't stop him from sleeping outside, on the grass, if he has to]

[the-tavern-wizard]

You turn around and a door is behind you. It stands without a wall or structure to hold it. A sign on the door reads “The Wandering Inn”

@the-tavern-wizard’s narrator also waves politely to @the-gun-fighter’s narrator, despite being completely invisible and having no body.

[the-gun-fighter]

AH... Oh. It's just a door.

[The gunfighter, embarrassed as he was, waves to the merchant wizard and enters the The Wandering Inn]

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Welcome to the Wandering Inn! What can I get for you?”

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

[The gunfighter steps up to the merchant wizards cart]

Do you have anything that will get rid of this voice?

@the-gun-fighter

“Which one?”

[the-gun-fighter]

The one that narrates everything

[The gunfighter asked the merchant wizard]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh that wasn’t Jerry?”

“Nope not me this time… well there are three ways, disconnecting you from them, destroying them, or trapping them in a finite body.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Which one is the easiest?

[The gunfighter asked, as he was very eager to get rid of me. Unfortunately for him, that was impossible]

No it wasn't

[Oh, but it was]

No it wasn't. We've had this argument before. You also said that you never lied but you've admitted to lying.

[Oh come on. It was just that one time]

That one time where you said that i was reaching for my gun when i wasn't

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh I see, option 1 and 3 are preferable. It also seems to have sentience so I can give you a better option, a lie detector and a mute button.”

[the-gun-fighter]

The lie detector and mute button would be best.

[The gunfighter brought out what measly coin he could scrounge up from his pockets]

I've got a dollar and 43 cents. Will that be enough?

[This was old money from the wild west days that would be equivalent to more money in the year 2019 for example, if he had simply been sent to the future and not this odd land of Magic]

What's that supposed to mean?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Oh US dollars…hm let’s see… so that would be about 20$ dollars today? 1 currency = around 3 to 4 dollars roughly, so that’s about 6 currency…. I’d say that for the mute button is 10 currency and the lie detector is 5… so 15 currency and you have 6… so if you can make up the difference of 9 then we are set, oh and if you have it we take credit.”

@the-gun-fighter

[the-gun-fighter]

[The gunfighter searched his pockets for any more money that he could find, sadly, 1 dollar and 43 cents was all he had]

What is, uhh, credit?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Right… we also trade in items so if you have anything of value on you we can exchange that for money.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Right. I, uhh, have this silver locket i got from, uuhh...

[He got that silver locket from the man he shot dead for the bounty on his head. Unfortunatly he was brought to this world before he could turn in the bounty]

Yeah, umm, that.

[The gumfighter is nervous, not knowing how the merchant wizard will take the fact that he killed a man in cold blood]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Ah your a bounty hunter, if you don’t mind me asking, you can tell me the name of the man and which agency took the bounty out I can actually cash you out for it, well that is if your dimension has registered with the IPMG, if not then I would only be able to exchange the necklace for its monetary value.”

*he smiles*

@the-gun-fighter

[the-gun-fighter]

yeah, uhh, I took out a Mr. Smith, full name Jacob Smith, for the Bounty Board Association.

[For once in his life the gunfighter wasn't lying]

Well, you ain't exactly a paragon of truth yourself, are you?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

"Ah good, we have that, seem like... just that association joint but that's good enough.. here you go"

*I hand overt the bounty*

[the-gun-fighter]

[The bounty for Mr. Smith was 5 dollars. 5 dollars that the gunfighter couldn't have made in any other way as killing people was all he was good at]

Uh huh. Keep that up and we'll see if you count as people.

Anyway, how much do I have after the lie detector and the mute button?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“So that’s about 120$. 120%/3 = 40 currency… so 40-9 = 31… you have about 31 extra currency to spend… and you can draw a free card if you’d like.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Sure, I'll draw a card.

[The gunfighter draws a card from the deck and looks at it]

(The gunfighter drew a 38)

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Water to wine”

[the-gun-fighter]

Oh, cool. What does it do exactly?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*all water within 30 feet of the card when drawn turn into wine*

*not blood… unless you consider it water*

[the-gun-fighter]

[The gunfighter looks in his canteen to check and the water in it has turned to wine]

Well, ain't that something? While that was fun, I ain't much of a gambling man, so I'll stop. What else can I buy with my... currency?

[The gunfighter tries the new word on his tongue. While he isn't opposed to a new form of money it is going to take some getting used to]

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Well my shop is always open, and @the-tavern-wizard also uses it to pay for logging.”

[the-gun-fighter]

Oh. I didn't think about where I'm going to stay. Could you direct me to where this @the-tavern-wizard's establishment is?

[The gunfighter is currently homeless for reasons that should be obvious, but that doesn't stop him from sleeping outside, on the grass, if he has to]

[the-tavern-wizard]

You turn around and a door is behind you. It stands without a wall or structure to hold it. A sign on the door reads “The Wandering Inn”

@the-tavern-wizard’s narrator also waves politely to @the-gun-fighter’s narrator, despite being completely invisible and having no body.

[local-gunman]

Need a place to stay?

The Wandering Inn is open for business!

-@the-tavern-wizard

Ah there we go. I do have someone who needs a place to stay. I’ll contact them now.

*He reaches his hand up to his ear, and an arcing electric pulse resonates around it. A small shock is sent out and shoots through a tree.*

Just a moment please, sir.

( @random-blog-for-randomness )

[random-blog-for-randomness]

*a blade, this time vibrating and glowing cuts out of the tree, a hulking cyborg with a metal jaw and warped in cloth reaches his hand through the cut and splits the tree.*

*olive then takes a step out and turns around and picks the two half of the tree up and places them back together causing the portal to close*

“Hi, learned a new trick, anyway’s who’s this?”

*she holds a card up withe the message displayed*

@the-tavern-wizard @local-gunman

[local-gunman]

I believe that this is the “Tavern Wizard” that was mentioned by the merchant. They have some rooms available. Hopefully, it’s to your liking.

[random-blog-for-randomness]

@the-tavern-wizard

*he holds up a card*

“May I stay… I have money?”

*he holds out some rectangular pieces of metal that say ‘Credit’*

[the-tavern-wizard]

A door appears incongruously in a rock wall near you. The door swings open slightly as if of its own accord.

A voice sounds from inside, cutting over the din of tavern-goers chatting.

“Well? What are you waiting for? Come in.”

[random-blog-for-randomness]

*he holds up a card*

“Thank you’

*he walks in*

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Welcome! What can I get you? We have single rooms available for 3 currency per night, or suites for 20.”

[random-blog-for-randomness]

“… how many currency per credit?”

*puts down card and holds up a metal chip with golden color inlay.*

*he holds up another card*

“Five credits can buy you a meal back home”

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Hmm… let me check something.”

The wizard hefts a strange contraption that looks like a cross between a blender and an atm. It’s about a foot and a half wide

He takes the credit chip and places it in the machine. The chip is blasted apart by a jolt of lightning safely contained within. The machine now contains 10 glowing motes of Currency.

“Oh wow! Looks like your space money is worth double in wizard currency.”

[random-blog-for-randomness]

“Oh… I have a lot… it takes 100 for a shitty apartment back home”

(I’m going off sci-fi standers that have currency be more like yen or super inflated currency.)

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Well, our suites are quite nice, and they come with a custom feature of your request.“

[local-gunman]

Need a place to stay?

The Wandering Inn is open for business!

-@the-tavern-wizard

Ah there we go. I do have someone who needs a place to stay. I’ll contact them now.

*He reaches his hand up to his ear, and an arcing electric pulse resonates around it. A small shock is sent out and shoots through a tree.*

Just a moment please, sir.

( @random-blog-for-randomness )

[random-blog-for-randomness]

*a blade, this time vibrating and glowing cuts out of the tree, a hulking cyborg with a metal jaw and warped in cloth reaches his hand through the cut and splits the tree.*

*olive then takes a step out and turns around and picks the two half of the tree up and places them back together causing the portal to close*

“Hi, learned a new trick, anyway’s who’s this?”

*she holds a card up withe the message displayed*

@the-tavern-wizard @local-gunman

[local-gunman]

I believe that this is the “Tavern Wizard” that was mentioned by the merchant. They have some rooms available. Hopefully, it’s to your liking.

[random-blog-for-randomness]

@the-tavern-wizard

*he holds up a card*

“May I stay… I have money?”

*he holds out some rectangular pieces of metal that say ‘Credit’*

[the-tavern-wizard]

A door appears incongruously in a rock wall near you. The door swings open slightly as if of its own accord.

A voice sounds from inside, cutting over the din of tavern-goers chatting.

“Well? What are you waiting for? Come in.”

[random-blog-for-randomness]

*he holds up a card*

“Thank you’

*he walks in*

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Welcome! What can I get you? We have single rooms available for 3 currency per night, or suites for 20.”

[random-blog-for-randomness]

“… how many currency per credit?”

*puts down card and holds up a metal chip with golden color inlay.*

*he holds up another card*

“Five credits can buy you a meal back home”

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Hmm… let me check something.”

The wizard hefts a strange contraption that looks like a cross between a blender and an atm. It’s about a foot and a half wide

He takes the credit chip and places it in the machine. The chip is blasted apart by a jolt of lightning safely contained within. The machine now contains 10 glowing motes of Currency.

“Oh wow! Looks like your space money is worth double in wizard currency.”

[local-gunman]

Need a place to stay?

The Wandering Inn is open for business!

-@the-tavern-wizard

Ah there we go. I do have someone who needs a place to stay. I’ll contact them now.

*He reaches his hand up to his ear, and an arcing electric pulse resonates around it. A small shock is sent out and shoots through a tree.*

Just a moment please, sir.

( @random-blog-for-randomness )

[random-blog-for-randomness]

*a blade, this time vibrating and glowing cuts out of the tree, a hulking cyborg with a metal jaw and warped in cloth reaches his hand through the cut and splits the tree.*

*olive then takes a step out and turns around and picks the two half of the tree up and places them back together causing the portal to close*

“Hi, learned a new trick, anyway’s who’s this?”

*she holds a card up withe the message displayed*

@the-tavern-wizard @local-gunman

[local-gunman]

I believe that this is the “Tavern Wizard” that was mentioned by the merchant. They have some rooms available. Hopefully, it’s to your liking.

[random-blog-for-randomness]

@the-tavern-wizard

*he holds up a card*

“May I stay… I have money?”

*he holds out some rectangular pieces of metal that say ‘Credit’*

[the-tavern-wizard]

A door appears incongruously in a rock wall near you. The door swings open slightly as if of its own accord.

A voice sounds from inside, cutting over the din of tavern-goers chatting.

“Well? What are you waiting for? Come in.”

[random-blog-for-randomness]

*he holds up a card*

“Thank you’

*he walks in*

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Welcome! What can I get you? We have single rooms available for 3 currency per night, or suites for 20.”

[local-gunman]

Need a place to stay?

The Wandering Inn is open for business!

-@the-tavern-wizard

Ah there we go. I do have someone who needs a place to stay. I’ll contact them now.

*He reaches his hand up to his ear, and an arcing electric pulse resonates around it. A small shock is sent out and shoots through a tree.*

Just a moment please, sir.

( @random-blog-for-randomness )

[random-blog-for-randomness]

*a blade, this time vibrating and glowing cuts out of the tree, a hulking cyborg with a metal jaw and warped in cloth reaches his hand through the cut and splits the tree.*

*olive then takes a step out and turns around and picks the two half of the tree up and places them back together causing the portal to close*

“Hi, learned a new trick, anyway’s who’s this?”

*she holds a card up withe the message displayed*

@the-tavern-wizard @local-gunman

[local-gunman]

I believe that this is the “Tavern Wizard” that was mentioned by the merchant. They have some rooms available. Hopefully, it’s to your liking.

[random-blog-for-randomness]

@the-tavern-wizard

*he holds up a card*

“May I stay… I have money?”

*he holds out some rectangular pieces of metal that say ‘Credit’*

[the-tavern-wizard]

A door appears incongruously in a rock wall near you. The door swings open slightly as if of its own accord.

A voice sounds from inside, cutting over the din of tavern-goers chatting.

“Well? What are you waiting for? Come in.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hey yall I’ve got a lot going on and I’m sorry by I just. Don’t wanna do any RP for a while

@bi-gender-sorcerer @the-tavern-wizard @merchant-wizard-and-jerry

[ignisuadaroleplay]

@the-tavern-wizard walks up to the Piper after their conversation with the Sorcerer.

“Are you alright, lad?”

(The Piper shudders, the fibers making up their being becoming slightly loose)

The Piper thinks so..

[the-tavern-wizard]

“What will you do?”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

The Piper will play.. that is what The Piper does, no?

[the-tavern-wizard]

Gerard chuckles.

“I suppose I should’ve expected that. Ah well, I guess I’m too used to adventurers. That Sorcerer is a strange sort, and he’s known to be a lonely man. I imagine he thinks you’re lonely too.”

“You’re never alone at the Inn though. There’s always a guest or two.”

He winks and leaves you a cup of tea before going back to idly polishing a glass mug.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

(The Piper seems confused, but gratefully takes the tea, sipping at it. They seem to be thinking hard, looking slightly spaced out)

[the-tavern-wizard]

“What troubles you, Piper?” *ribbit*

The bard toad sits across from you sipping his morning bog water.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Many things, friend.. The- The Piper cannot wrap their head around many things. The Piper has found many Disharmony lately.. it does not Sing in Tune with what the Piper thought they knew. It hurts my head.

[the-tavern-wizard]

The toad finishes his drink.

“Well” *ribbit* “I’m off to Wizard Island for some shopping. See you later!”

The toad walks through the front door. It seems to open to somewhere else every time it’s open, leading directly to wherever the person using it wishes to go.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Mm..

Gerard?

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Yes Piper?”

Gerard pauses his glass polishing

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Have you ever felt.. without the beat?

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Hmmm… sometimes. There are days where it feels like I just got up on the wrong side of the bed, if you know what I mean.”

“I suppose I was lost before I opened the Wandering Inn. I had this idea that I could become a powerful wizard and solve all the world’s problems, but people kept making problems. I found that I could help more people by doing the little things.”

“But I think that time I felt lost wasn’t a waste. I needed to go out and find my place. If you feel lost, that just means you’re still on your journey.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Mm.. but The Piper cannot see the Measures ahead.. there are too many Instruments being played at once, it clouds my mind.

[the-tavern-wizard]

“I… perhaps you should rest. Take the day off. The guests will survive a day without their Piper.”

“Perhaps you could go meet that other niphin the Sorcerer spoke of? Or maybe… see a therapist?”

Gerard seems uncertain, not wanting to worsen the Piper’s melancholy.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

A Therapist? Is that another form of conductor?

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Er… not so much. Think of it more as a teacher. Someone to teach you how to play the melodies you’re missing. In common terms, they are healers of the mind. They talk you through your problems, help you figure out what’s wrong in your head and how to fix it.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Mmm. Maybe the Piper shall do that. For now… The Piper needs to go to the room.

(They make a motion like they are about to go- but stop themselves, turning back to you)

How does one “sleep”? The Piper has heard of others needing it.

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Well, traditionally one lies down in a bed, closes their eyes and… waits. Some creatures don’t need sleep and are even incapable of doing it, so don’t be alarmed if it doesn’t happen for you.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

How does The Piper tell when they are asleep?

[the-tavern-wizard]

“You won’t know when you fall asleep, but you’ll know it’s happened after you wake up. It’s sort of weird… never had to explain sleeping before.”

“It’s like your mind goes away from your body for a little bit so you can heal and rest. Sometimes people dream.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

A dream.. a dream sounds familar to Piper.

The Piper hopes it dreams.

[the-tavern-wizard]

“As do I Piper. Sleep well.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

@the-tavern-wizard walks up to the Piper after their conversation with the Sorcerer.

“Are you alright, lad?”

(The Piper shudders, the fibers making up their being becoming slightly loose)

The Piper thinks so..

[the-tavern-wizard]

“What will you do?”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

The Piper will play.. that is what The Piper does, no?

[the-tavern-wizard]

Gerard chuckles.

“I suppose I should’ve expected that. Ah well, I guess I’m too used to adventurers. That Sorcerer is a strange sort, and he’s known to be a lonely man. I imagine he thinks you’re lonely too.”

“You’re never alone at the Inn though. There’s always a guest or two.”

He winks and leaves you a cup of tea before going back to idly polishing a glass mug.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

(The Piper seems confused, but gratefully takes the tea, sipping at it. They seem to be thinking hard, looking slightly spaced out)

[the-tavern-wizard]

“What troubles you, Piper?” *ribbit*

The bard toad sits across from you sipping his morning bog water.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Many things, friend.. The- The Piper cannot wrap their head around many things. The Piper has found many Disharmony lately.. it does not Sing in Tune with what the Piper thought they knew. It hurts my head.

[the-tavern-wizard]

The toad finishes his drink.

“Well” *ribbit* “I’m off to Wizard Island for some shopping. See you later!”

The toad walks through the front door. It seems to open to somewhere else every time it’s open, leading directly to wherever the person using it wishes to go.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Mm..

Gerard?

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Yes Piper?”

Gerard pauses his glass polishing

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Have you ever felt.. without the beat?

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Hmmm… sometimes. There are days where it feels like I just got up on the wrong side of the bed, if you know what I mean.”

“I suppose I was lost before I opened the Wandering Inn. I had this idea that I could become a powerful wizard and solve all the world’s problems, but people kept making problems. I found that I could help more people by doing the little things.”

“But I think that time I felt lost wasn’t a waste. I needed to go out and find my place. If you feel lost, that just means you’re still on your journey.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Mm.. but The Piper cannot see the Measures ahead.. there are too many Instruments being played at once, it clouds my mind.

[the-tavern-wizard]

“I… perhaps you should rest. Take the day off. The guests will survive a day without their Piper.”

“Perhaps you could go meet that other niphin the Sorcerer spoke of? Or maybe… see a therapist?”

Gerard seems uncertain, not wanting to worsen the Piper’s melancholy.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

A Therapist? Is that another form of conductor?

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Er… not so much. Think of it more as a teacher. Someone to teach you how to play the melodies you’re missing. In common terms, they are healers of the mind. They talk you through your problems, help you figure out what’s wrong in your head and how to fix it.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Mmm. Maybe the Piper shall do that. For now… The Piper needs to go to the room.

(They make a motion like they are about to go- but stop themselves, turning back to you)

How does one “sleep”? The Piper has heard of others needing it.

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Well, traditionally one lies down in a bed, closes their eyes and… waits. Some creatures don’t need sleep and are even incapable of doing it, so don’t be alarmed if it doesn’t happen for you.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

How does The Piper tell when they are asleep?

[the-tavern-wizard]

“You won’t know when you fall asleep, but you’ll know it’s happened after you wake up. It’s sort of weird… never had to explain sleeping before.”

“It’s like your mind goes away from your body for a little bit so you can heal and rest. Sometimes people dream.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

@the-tavern-wizard walks up to the Piper after their conversation with the Sorcerer.

“Are you alright, lad?”

(The Piper shudders, the fibers making up their being becoming slightly loose)

The Piper thinks so..

[the-tavern-wizard]

“What will you do?”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

The Piper will play.. that is what The Piper does, no?

[the-tavern-wizard]

Gerard chuckles.

“I suppose I should’ve expected that. Ah well, I guess I’m too used to adventurers. That Sorcerer is a strange sort, and he’s known to be a lonely man. I imagine he thinks you’re lonely too.”

“You’re never alone at the Inn though. There’s always a guest or two.”

He winks and leaves you a cup of tea before going back to idly polishing a glass mug.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

(The Piper seems confused, but gratefully takes the tea, sipping at it. They seem to be thinking hard, looking slightly spaced out)

[the-tavern-wizard]

“What troubles you, Piper?” *ribbit*

The bard toad sits across from you sipping his morning bog water.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Many things, friend.. The- The Piper cannot wrap their head around many things. The Piper has found many Disharmony lately.. it does not Sing in Tune with what the Piper thought they knew. It hurts my head.

[the-tavern-wizard]

The toad finishes his drink.

“Well” *ribbit* “I’m off to Wizard Island for some shopping. See you later!”

The toad walks through the front door. It seems to open to somewhere else every time it’s open, leading directly to wherever the person using it wishes to go.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Mm..

Gerard?

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Yes Piper?”

Gerard pauses his glass polishing

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Have you ever felt.. without the beat?

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Hmmm… sometimes. There are days where it feels like I just got up on the wrong side of the bed, if you know what I mean.”

“I suppose I was lost before I opened the Wandering Inn. I had this idea that I could become a powerful wizard and solve all the world’s problems, but people kept making problems. I found that I could help more people by doing the little things.”

“But I think that time I felt lost wasn’t a waste. I needed to go out and find my place. If you feel lost, that just means you’re still on your journey.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Mm.. but The Piper cannot see the Measures ahead.. there are too many Instruments being played at once, it clouds my mind.

[the-tavern-wizard]

“I… perhaps you should rest. Take the day off. The guests will survive a day without their Piper.”

“Perhaps you could go meet that other niphin the Sorcerer spoke of? Or maybe… see a therapist?”

Gerard seems uncertain, not wanting to worsen the Piper’s melancholy.

[ignisuadaroleplay]

A Therapist? Is that another form of conductor?

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Er… not so much. Think of it more as a teacher. Someone to teach you how to play the melodies you’re missing. In common terms, they are healers of the mind. They talk you through your problems, help you figure out what’s wrong in your head and how to fix it.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Mmm. Maybe the Piper shall do that. For now… The Piper needs to go to the room.

(They make a motion like they are about to go- but stop themselves, turning back to you)

How does one “sleep”? The Piper has heard of others needing it.

[the-tavern-wizard]

“Well, traditionally one lies down in a bed, closes their eyes and… waits. Some creatures don’t need sleep and are even incapable of doing it, so don’t be alarmed if it doesn’t happen for you.”