Welcome To My Store, What Do You Want.

This is a wizardblr side blog that I’m making on the fly. If I make a mistake please tell me. (He/they) Autistic, Bi, god knows what else. Character is named _____ and They have their friend Jerry a book fungus that latched onto his spell book and gained sentience.

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Hello, I’m the friendly wizard _____. My name got taken by a fey prince but it hasn’t really hampered my life. Anyways I am new to this wider wizard community and would like to get along. I have a magic book, a cart, and a friend. His name is Jerry, he is a fungus colony that has taken over my magic book and acts sort of as my patron. He…is a little weird but great fun.”

*sound of an explosion in the background, a book flys by being chased by goblin shamans casting fire ball*

“He is…”

“He is fine.”

“Anyways, I am here to sell goods and make a small profit. If you need something I’ll see what I can do : ) ”

“Also apparently I helped smuggle an amnesiac @fattocatto-wizard out of the city in my wagon. That was a shock, though he was just a cat.

Character Cheat sheet

“Hello im _____” (_____ the merchant) “Hey im Jerry” (Jerry the book/demi-god of fungus) “Greetings I’m prince” (Prince the fey Prince who

( 3 currency to 16 silver crowns and 2 copper crowns)

(3 skulls to a coin)

(2 currency to 1 gold)

(100 currency to a 1000 grams gold bar)

(1 currency per 10 grams of gold)

(Current balance 89,359.250,001 currency, one penny, 23 meat pucks, 14 pounds, 2 gold coins one with Julius Cesar on it, 3 naturally-grown mana stones, 2 highly enchant able metal pieces, and one bar, 1 special bug corpse, 1576.5 gold, silver 18, 70 aus, 5kg silver, magic dirt house size. 24 counterfeit currency. Moss/lichen-coded bio stone. An inverse cold torch. 99 BG silver. EMERALD LINCOLN, GOLDEN CARROT, 200 SALTED MEAT DISKS, 200 POLISHED ROCKS, 82 FIGET SPINNERS!, A FULLY EQUIPPED LICH'S DUNGEON, and a cardboard box (magic black marble).” Invisibility stone, a bundle of drake feathers, quantum locked rock, raw gold. 9 Gold coming from the green goblin empire, 50 mushrooms, 92 secret society emblem. 5 trans enchanted gold coins, 2 skull coin, ancient lost civilization fragment, 5 glistening green metallic coin, 31 writhing bugs of gold, jade coin. Pile of gold coins and gold coin bugs, pile of shines from harpy, dust, quantum glass shards, bag of tooth shaped candy, 6720 candies from the festival, bag of holding money bag, 68 money bags, 500 flat Foxen, double sided dollar coin, 3 floppies, a Brahman horn, a medkit, a few candy bars, and an umbrella, 130 goblins eggs (goblin cooked chicken eggs.), 17 bars of pure gold, 1 crate of guns, temp singularity potion. 762 grasshoppers glow in the dark.Book on the formation patterns of natural portals - @serious-tabaxi. Edward Evandrian’s expired library card. Gems and frenicx mother gem and a junkarian leap amethyst. white mithril sapling. Timeseed, infinite note book, time tunnel. A nice gold bag. bag full of candied scorpions 💰, large gem stone. 💰 💰 💰, gems = 70currency. 1/3rd a gold bar. Compass map, it's keyed to the Island of Silence. N=10^7 menger sponge. 2416 shadow cloaks, 52 shiny stones. 20$, 3 gold coins 100 grams. Gummy worms. 100 journals of Ventus Asamuran, Last Peacekeeper of Har Aminas. car keys, box of a 27 rusted necklaces with warding spells. an amulet made of stone, with blue rectangular crystals growing out of it. 48 shiny stones, 30 currency worth of silver. 3 sets of custom made chips @crickled-thorn-thug. Gold potion It opens a portal to the realm of metals! It causes any land within 20 feet to be transmuted, temporarily, into a variety of metals. If left untouched, the land reverts after a day. If harvested, the stuff stays metal and can be used. It also causes uhh 20 gold peices to spawn, and anyone within the radius to get a bit of vertigo. Causes slight iron deficiency, for some reason. 23 bouquets of metalic flowers. They're grown beneath volcanic chambers, uses the heat of magma as a supplement for sunlight. Given their environment, they grow petals sharper than claws and harder than steel. They can be used for creating armours and weapons. one box of nightmare inducing Mac and cheese)

(Currently holding baby dire bunnies. A ring of mana (covers energy into mana. Only suitable if you don’t have mana)

(Jerry’s balance 13 gold, a fancy rock, 1 coin, flower petals (snacks for later), harpy eyes, feathers, vocal cords, and talons, a coin with @informis-the-many-faced on it, it is locked away for emergencies. bottle of magic mold rejuvenation powder, wooden key @crickled-thorn-thug)

(Warlocks of Jerry @fungal-boy-witch-yay @ignisuadaroleplay @life-is-okay-rn2 I think that is who it was…)

(Possessions - wealth stone, Antidote stone)

Owner of membership cards

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@the-final-knight-2

@confused-sorcerer

@bi-gender-sorcerer (+ 10% off for employee discount)

@the-mighty-dalob

@detectivewizzard

@goblin-wizard-in-the-making

@serious-tabaxi

@weltreths-wanderings

@ignisuadaroleplay (will)

@shittest-wizard-ever

@wizard-wylin-wylerian

@akronus-and-associates (the primordials)

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@hallowed-the-silver-gun

@jormungand-seas-champion

@crow-natures-wrath

@antros-ember-of-fear

@akronus-the-redeemed

@clockwork-time-watcher

@aldira-born-anew

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@wizard-ghost

@yeast-wizard

@crickled-thorn-thug

@sorcererest-sorcerer

@damnable-druid (+ 10% off for employee discount)

@informis-the-many-faced

@kittycatwizard

@gun-sorcerer

@crime-wizard-conglomerate

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Perks

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5% off all purchases

Special requested items

More favorable bartering

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Welcome To My Store, What Do You Want.

(This is going to be linked as the card drawing post from now on) (List of effects) TP who TC Gains partial divinity TP who TC can ask on

[bloodkrieg21]

*Sword of Classes

1d10 slashing - Finesse, Versatile ((not Finesse) 1d12)

This item requires attunement. This item has 3 charges, each charge has its own unique slot decided at random when this item is created. As a bonus action you may expend a charge from any slot, when you do this item gains one ability, depending on the slot, this ability lasts until you take a long rest. You may only have one ability active at a time. The abilities are treated as if being used by a level 1 character of that class.

Barbarian’s Rage - When used you gain access to the barbarians Rage feature and go into a rage. This ability recharges when you undergo intense anger that was not magically induced.

Bard’s Charisma - When used you gain access to the Bard’s Bardic Inspiration feature and you give someone a bardic inspiration. This ability recharges when you succeed on an important charisma check.

War Cleric’s Strike - When used you gain access to the War Cleric’s War Priest feature and you make a weapon attack with this weapon. This ability recharges when you succeed on a religion check to a war divinity.

Druid’s Knowledge - When used you gain access to the Druid’s Druidic feature. This ability recharges when you spend one hour with a wild animal or in the forest alone.

Fighter’s Resilience - When used you gain access to the Fighter’s Second Wind feature and may choose to use it on this turn for free. This ability recharges after swinging your sword 100 times, running 100 laps, and doing 100 pushups. 

Monk’s Defense - When used you gain access to the Monk’s Unarmored Defense feature. This ability recharges after being hit 20 times by fists without wearing armor, or meditating for 8 hours straight.

Paladin’s Healing - When used you gain access to the Paladin’s Lay on Hands feature. This ability recharges after carrying out a good deed in alignment with an oath or belief you hold.

Ranger’s Expertise - When used you gain access to the Ranger’s Favored Enemy feature. This ability recharges after tracking your favorite enemy for 1 day.

Rogue’s Stealth - When used you gain access to the Rogue’s Sneak Attack feature, you may add it to your next attack if you meet the requirements. This ability recharges after staying hidden in a busy street for 1 hour.

Wild Magic Sorcerer’s Surge - When used you gain access to the Wild Magic Sorcerer’s Tides of Chaos feature, you roll on the wild magic table after your next attack. This ability recharges after you are bathed in a raw source of mana.

Great Old One Warlock’s Mind - When used you gain access to the Great Old One Warlock’s Awakened Mind feature. This ability recharges after making a sacrifice to the great old one.

Wizard’s Reflexes - When used you gain access to the War Caster feat. This ability recharges after reading a book on magic for 1 hour.

Does this work? (is it good?)

Yes, Yes

Yes, No

No, Yes

No, No

I think its cool but needs some work.

I think the idea is flawed to begin with, but the execution is good.

Voting ended onJul 26, 2025

[the-story-the-story-the-story]

This Blog

here, we follow the story of a Wanderer, seeking something.

you may respond to the most recent post from this blog with an instruction to the wanderer, who will follow the first possible and reasonable request given to them. every participant helps control the wanderer.

note that the wanderer cannot tell you anything about their goal, but they can choose how best to follow your orders to achieve it.

also make sure that you respond in a reblog of the last post from this blog- reblogs of previous actions and reblogs of other people will not work.

note that some times this blog will instead post a poll of what choice to make with a limited number of choices. do not reblog these, instead wait for this blog to reblog them again once the poll is complete.

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

Hey, check this blog out, I actually work for it this time : ) (though sadly its not a paid position) I will be writing for it from time to time, and working with @serious-tabaxi as a ... storyboarder? outliner?... ideas guy.

[bloodkrieg21]

Is there any more Pokemon fusions I should do

[gallifreyfieldsforever]

[chikkou]

finally, it has appeared on my dash

[dunkinmycloud]

finally, when we least expected it.

[kimpossibooty]

Wasn’t expecting this

[thesanityclause]

I’m sorry I know this is normally just an art and rambling blog you didn’t honestly expect me to pass up reblogging The Spanish Inquisition did you? Because nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[netcrew-deactivated20241224]

@real-british-empire artifact?

[real-british-empire]

ABSOLUTELY!

[gimmick-thief]

unexpected tumblr heritage post

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

I don't think I can properly care for Steven. I can't even properly care for myself. I want what's best for him, I try every waking moment to make sure he's happy while I'm not sure whether I'll wake up the next morning, and if I do, whether or not I want to put myself in an oven at 450 for a few hours. My own son wakes up at night to make sure his father isn't passed out on the floor like the fucking alcoholic I am. I'm a worthless piece of shit scumbag. I need some time to figure shit out. I've given away as much of my alcohol as I can, and I've broken the rest of the bottles on the ground in the woods somewhere, just to make sure I don't drink anymore. I'm done making excuses or having other people solve my problems for me. I'm going to work on fixing this problem or die trying.

“Sure I can watch him… but you sure you don’t need help, it’s hard to quit on your own but we are here to help. People are a communal animal, we evolved to need others. We can keep Steven but if you would like, we can also set you up in a place that is near here and close to a place that can help you. Going off on your own is the worst move.”

“It’s called needing help for a reason, let us help you.”

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

I’m not feeling right. Trying to get rid of my alcohol. If you want any, let me know. I might also need to ask for a favor in the near future. Enclosed in this letter is a check for three hundred gold as payment in advance. Thanks.

— Fermis (@yeast-wizard)

*you receive a letter*

“Of course, anything we can do to help”

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

🎭The Sorcerer’s Masquerade🎭

Greetings and Salutations!

You have been formally invited to the Sorcerer’s first ever Halloween Masquerade Ball! The attire is wizard formal, so wear your most extravagant outfit. You must also come wearing a mask. Anonymity is encouraged, but not enforced.

Each invited guest is permitted to bring a plus one.

The event will occur on October 30th-November 1st

Please RSVP at your earliest convenience via letter, psychic message, or orb.

S.

@sorcerer-acolyte @lead-sorcerer @the-silliest-sorcerer @sorceress-foxgirl-ariel @gun-sorcerer @inflammable-sorcerer @serious-tabaxi @the-mighty-dalob

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

Murder Mystery?!

@serious-tabaxi @the-mighty-dalob @ignisuadaroleplay @dova-p-i @kajeet-da-traveling-merchant @sorcerer-acolyte @green-cloaked-figure

The lights flicker. A blood curdling scream!

@green-cloaked-figure The Hero wearing a dragon mask has been murdered. His mask lays on a pile of ashes.

“Alright everyone! Remain calm. This is all part of the event.”

“There is a murderer in our midst. We must solve the riddle of who it is before they can pick off the rest of us. Murder Mystery time!”

[green-cloaked-figure]

Hm, well, okay, I'm going to assume he isn't really dead and that this is just a game, because if he is really dead I'm going to be very upset, but I hope he was convinced to go along with this voluntarily and that he's having fun, wherever he is.

I could find out from the mask what happened, but that would be cheating; I guess I'll go along with the spirit of the event and play along.

So I guess the first thing to do is to examine the, uh, "crime scene". Anything there besides ashes and the mask?

(And is it really the same mask he was wearing, because I would definitely know if it wasn't.)

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

It is the same mask.

The “ashes” appear to be nothing more than chalk dust.

[green-cloaked-figure]

(The mask winks, but at a time when no one but the green-cloaked figure is likely to notice.)

(Just to be absolutely sure, the green-cloaked figure uses the mental connection they have to the rest of the Hero's costume to make sure it's still intact, since if it is that presumably means the Hero is still safe too. Once reassured of this point, they stand up from their inspection of the evidence.)

Well, okay, I guess I should probably play along and make this look good.

The green-cloaked figure puts their gloved hand to the position on their hood where their forehead should be in (somewhat overacted) dismay.

"Oh no! This is all my fault! If only I hadn't encouraged him to come here! Why, oh why, did I lead him to his doom!"

They holds up the dragon mask facing them like Hamlet holding Yorick's skull.

"Alas, poor Hero! I knew you... well, not all that well, actually, but still you seemed like a good guy."

He turns to the other assembled guests (@serious-tabaxi @the-mighty-dalob @ignisuadaroleplay @dova-p-i @kajeet-da-traveling-merchant @sorcerer-acolyte).

"We have to get to the bottom of this! My innocent companion has been slain in cold blood! Reduced to a miserable pile of ash! We must find the dastard that did this. Before..." (Dramatic pause) "...they strike again!"

(He makes lightning noises with his mouth to add to the drama.)

"Did any of you see or hear anything that might be a clue that may point to the perpetrator of this pernicious deed?"

[kajeet-da-traveling-merchant]

[he was holding his stomach like he was sick from the scene] s-sorry no…. I have no clue of how it could of, at least it seems he went out quickly… [his other band however seemed to have put something in his back pocket]

[sorcerer-acolyte]

“I can help track mana traces, see what if any spells were active”

[green-cloaked-figure]

"Ah! Excellent! A possible clue, so we can do something other than me asking the other guests random stupid questions so it can look like I'm pursuing an investigation! Yes, let's do that."

[sorcerer-acolyte]

“All right”

*looks over at @sorcererest-sorcerer to see if looking at magic would ruin any of the behind the scenes effects*

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

Any and all attempts to detect or identify magic fail instantly.

[green-cloaked-figure]

The green cloaked figure scratches its head through the deerstalker cap that they definitely didn't have on when this all started and that may be a transformed version of the dragon mask.

"Hm... so that's a dead end, then.

"Well, friends, let's think this through. Of course the obvious suspect is the person who took @sorcererest-sorcerer aside earlier to speak to him privately, and who just a little while ago was suspiciously putting something into a pocket. But as we all know, in a murder mystery it's never the most obvious suspect. By which I mean, it probably is the most obvious subject, but I don't want to spoil things by ending this too soon, so let's pretend we didn't see those things.

"But wait! All our suspects are not assembled! Isn't there someone missing? I thought I saw someone else in this room earlier. Wait... I seem to recall an altercation at the refreshment table. Yes... between @the-mighty-dalob and a...

"Where's @thedarksorcerer?

"If nothing else, I can ask him some stupid questions too to drag this thing out further."

[thedarksorcerer]

“What no! Me? I haven’t the slightest idea what you-“

“I mean… Dark Sorcerer? Who’s that?”

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

“Brother…”

[thedarksorcerer]

@green-cloaked-figure

“Ok fine! It’s me!”

He removes his skull mask to reveal a face identical to the Sorcerer’s

“But I didn’t kill him! However, I recall being very close to this Hero person when he died. I teleported away shortly after due to my cloak of recall.”

“The cloak teleports me to the nearest place of safety in the presence of a hostile spell.”

[green-cloaked-figure]

"A likely story!

"I'm not being sarcastic, that's a likely story, because yeah, you having committed the murder would be too easy and kind of an unsatisfying answer. But if you were very close to him when he died, and you know about the hostile spell, perhaps there's something you could tell us about it. Could you sense what kind of spell it was, or what direction it was coming from?"

[thedarksorcerer]

“I can’t be sure… but it definitely came from that corner of the room.”

He gestures towards the snack table.

@sorcerer-acolyte @ignisuadaroleplay @serious-tabaxi @kajeet-da-traveling-merchant @the-mighty-dalob

[sorcerer-acolyte]

“Oh I see somthing”

*wither that be a hint or a magical snack is up to you*

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

@green-cloaked-figure @the-mighty-dalob @serious-tabaxi @kajeet-da-traveling-merchant @ignisuadaroleplay

The lights flicker! A shout of surprise followed by a sudden heat.

@sorcerer-acolyte is dead. Where he stood is now a much more convincing pile of ash and an unharmed wooden mask

Curiously, the pile of chalk has been replaced by a similar pile of ash.

*muttering under breath* “Just go with it”

[serious-tabaxi]

*R?? was at the snack table making the snacks look fancier.*

R??: sudden flash of sulfur... interesting medium for a disintegration

S??: real polite!

R??: sorry didn't mean to pin any blame on you....

[sorcerer-acolyte]

*you look as the sorcerer standing next to a pile of ash, slowly levitating and a heavy rain starts indoors*

*his eyes are growling a deep blue*

[serious-tabaxi]

*R?? tastes the rain...*

R??: hm. faint flowery taste... interesting.

[sorcerer-acolyte]

*you watch and feel the mana of a stormy sea, the mana of a cry ocean. The mana of a drowning sailor… you feel the rage of water deep and blue*

[serious-tabaxi]

R??: motion to evacuate to a higher floor? @sorcererest-sorcerer @kajeet-da-traveling-merchant @the-mighty-dalob

*??R returns from probably the bathrooms looking awkward until he sees the mess.* ??R: toilet's flooded.

[green-cloaked-figure]

[ @sorcerer-acolyte Bold of you to assume the green-cloaked figure has feet]

The green-cloaked figure speaks loudly to make themself heard over the growing storm, which they otherwise seem to be completely ignoring.

"So.. we know Dalob and the gentleman in the eyeless mask were near the refreshment table when the first murder occurred. Was there anyone else there at the time?"

As they speak, they slowly walk toward Tempest.

"Speaking of the gentleman with the eyeless mask, did I hear you say something about sulfur earlier? Was that... a clue? Would you care to expand on it?"

Their voice is becoming less deep than it was, or at least less consistently deep; apparently they were putting on a fake voice this whole time and are now becoming careless about it.

"And wait! I believe we're still missing one suspect!" They turn toward @ignisuadaroleplay. "Weren't you dancing with a young lady earlier? Did you see where she went?"

When they get near Tempest, the green-cloaked figure whispers aside to him, made somewhat less inconspicuous by their choice to put their hand beside their mouth (or at least the spot on their hood behind which their mouth presumably is) when they do so.

"You know this is all fake, right?"

[sorcerer-acolyte]

*the floating sorcerer snaps out of it and the cloud breaks*

“Hum? Right…. Can I uh… be zapped too?”

*he turns to @sorcererest-sorcerer as he descends*

“I want to spend time with my date”

*blushing a pink glow as he says the word date*

*the room is still flooded and you even see one or two fish flapping away on the floor*

[green-cloaked-figure]

"I mean, yeah, I'd kind of like to spend time with my date too, but at least the two of them are probably in the same place and hopefully getting along. Anyway, let's just get done solving this 'mystery' and they should be back.

"If it makes you feel better, I can check on them; I have a... okay, this is going to sound a little odd, but I have a mental connection to the Hero's costume. I didn't want to use it to cheat on the mystery, but I think it's okay if I just use it to check on them and see how they're doing, if it'll set your mind at ease."

( @sorcererest-sorcerer )

[sorcerer-acolyte]

“No thank you, I’ll just go to them”

*he opens up a whirlpool in the water and just hops in. The other side shows his date. Once through it drains the water in and closes.*

* @sorcererest-sorcerer *

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

@green-cloaked-figure @serious-tabaxi @the-mighty-dalob @kajeet-da-traveling-merchant @ignisuadaroleplay

“Ok! I think I’ve let this go too far.”

“My house is flooded and people are becoming emotionally hurt. I think it’s time to end this game.”

“If you would all like, you can call out your final guesses for the culprit to see who got it right. But as of now the game is over.”

[the-mighty-dalob]

Well this went quite sideways didn't it?

*I grab through a portal, pull out a piece of Pie and while grabbing it heat it up so it is nice and steamy*

So, any guesses anyone? I'm stumped to be honest.

@green-cloaked-figure @serious-tabaxi @kajeet-da-traveling-merchant @ignisuadaroleplay

[ignisuadaroleplay]

I have no clue what’s going on

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“I would like to apologize for that”

*a man in a mask appear next to a cart*

“Jerry accidentally sent out the invitation letters that @sorcerer-acolyte asked us to keep hold of, this event was meant to be held in a few weeks.”

[green-cloaked-figure]

"Well, as we all know, in mysteries it's often the least likely suspect! And in this mystery, I'd say the least likely suspect is... me! After all, it was my companion who was the first victim. I'm the one who's been doing most of the investigation. Clearly I'm the one who's least likely to have committed the murders, and therefore, by the narrative laws of murder mysteries, the most likely suspect to have been the murderer!

"Except that I know I didn't do it. At least, I'm pretty sure I didn't do it. So that's not what I'm going to guess. Instead, I'll guess the person who I said was the most likely suspect before... the Merchant! Except I'm basing that guess largely on things that I'm not sure were actually supposed to be clues. Or maybe they were. I don't know. Sorry.

"Honestly, I just kind of wish more people had gotten more involved in the investigation. I was kind of trying to prod other people into participating more, but... oh well. Well, @sorcererest-sorcerer, I think you were doing a good job, anyway; I'm sorry if it didn't go exactly as you'd intended.

"The only thing I'm a little worried about is that I hope the Hero is okay. I mean, I'm sure you didn't physically harm him, but I think he was already kind of nervous and uncomfortable being here, and I hope he was a willing participant in this and he wasn't too traumatized; I don't want to scare him off from further social interaction with, uh, people aren't regular humans."

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Which merchant?”

*_____ the merchant asks*

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

🎭The Sorcerer’s Masquerade🎭

Greetings and Salutations!

You have been formally invited to the Sorcerer’s first ever Halloween Masquerade Ball! The attire is wizard formal, so wear your most extravagant outfit. You must also come wearing a mask. Anonymity is encouraged, but not enforced.

Each invited guest is permitted to bring a plus one.

The event will occur on October 30th-November 1st

Please RSVP at your earliest convenience via letter, psychic message, or orb.

S.

@sorcerer-acolyte @lead-sorcerer @the-silliest-sorcerer @sorceress-foxgirl-ariel @gun-sorcerer @inflammable-sorcerer @serious-tabaxi @the-mighty-dalob

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

Murder Mystery?!

@serious-tabaxi @the-mighty-dalob @ignisuadaroleplay @dova-p-i @kajeet-da-traveling-merchant @sorcerer-acolyte @green-cloaked-figure

The lights flicker. A blood curdling scream!

@green-cloaked-figure The Hero wearing a dragon mask has been murdered. His mask lays on a pile of ashes.

“Alright everyone! Remain calm. This is all part of the event.”

“There is a murderer in our midst. We must solve the riddle of who it is before they can pick off the rest of us. Murder Mystery time!”

[green-cloaked-figure]

Hm, well, okay, I'm going to assume he isn't really dead and that this is just a game, because if he is really dead I'm going to be very upset, but I hope he was convinced to go along with this voluntarily and that he's having fun, wherever he is.

I could find out from the mask what happened, but that would be cheating; I guess I'll go along with the spirit of the event and play along.

So I guess the first thing to do is to examine the, uh, "crime scene". Anything there besides ashes and the mask?

(And is it really the same mask he was wearing, because I would definitely know if it wasn't.)

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

It is the same mask.

The “ashes” appear to be nothing more than chalk dust.

[green-cloaked-figure]

(The mask winks, but at a time when no one but the green-cloaked figure is likely to notice.)

(Just to be absolutely sure, the green-cloaked figure uses the mental connection they have to the rest of the Hero's costume to make sure it's still intact, since if it is that presumably means the Hero is still safe too. Once reassured of this point, they stand up from their inspection of the evidence.)

Well, okay, I guess I should probably play along and make this look good.

The green-cloaked figure puts their gloved hand to the position on their hood where their forehead should be in (somewhat overacted) dismay.

"Oh no! This is all my fault! If only I hadn't encouraged him to come here! Why, oh why, did I lead him to his doom!"

They holds up the dragon mask facing them like Hamlet holding Yorick's skull.

"Alas, poor Hero! I knew you... well, not all that well, actually, but still you seemed like a good guy."

He turns to the other assembled guests (@serious-tabaxi @the-mighty-dalob @ignisuadaroleplay @dova-p-i @kajeet-da-traveling-merchant @sorcerer-acolyte).

"We have to get to the bottom of this! My innocent companion has been slain in cold blood! Reduced to a miserable pile of ash! We must find the dastard that did this. Before..." (Dramatic pause) "...they strike again!"

(He makes lightning noises with his mouth to add to the drama.)

"Did any of you see or hear anything that might be a clue that may point to the perpetrator of this pernicious deed?"

[kajeet-da-traveling-merchant]

[he was holding his stomach like he was sick from the scene] s-sorry no…. I have no clue of how it could of, at least it seems he went out quickly… [his other band however seemed to have put something in his back pocket]

[sorcerer-acolyte]

“I can help track mana traces, see what if any spells were active”

[green-cloaked-figure]

"Ah! Excellent! A possible clue, so we can do something other than me asking the other guests random stupid questions so it can look like I'm pursuing an investigation! Yes, let's do that."

[sorcerer-acolyte]

“All right”

*looks over at @sorcererest-sorcerer to see if looking at magic would ruin any of the behind the scenes effects*

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

Any and all attempts to detect or identify magic fail instantly.

[green-cloaked-figure]

The green cloaked figure scratches its head through the deerstalker cap that they definitely didn't have on when this all started and that may be a transformed version of the dragon mask.

"Hm... so that's a dead end, then.

"Well, friends, let's think this through. Of course the obvious suspect is the person who took @sorcererest-sorcerer aside earlier to speak to him privately, and who just a little while ago was suspiciously putting something into a pocket. But as we all know, in a murder mystery it's never the most obvious suspect. By which I mean, it probably is the most obvious subject, but I don't want to spoil things by ending this too soon, so let's pretend we didn't see those things.

"But wait! All our suspects are not assembled! Isn't there someone missing? I thought I saw someone else in this room earlier. Wait... I seem to recall an altercation at the refreshment table. Yes... between @the-mighty-dalob and a...

"Where's @thedarksorcerer?

"If nothing else, I can ask him some stupid questions too to drag this thing out further."

[thedarksorcerer]

“What no! Me? I haven’t the slightest idea what you-“

“I mean… Dark Sorcerer? Who’s that?”

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

“Brother…”

[thedarksorcerer]

@green-cloaked-figure

“Ok fine! It’s me!”

He removes his skull mask to reveal a face identical to the Sorcerer’s

“But I didn’t kill him! However, I recall being very close to this Hero person when he died. I teleported away shortly after due to my cloak of recall.”

“The cloak teleports me to the nearest place of safety in the presence of a hostile spell.”

[green-cloaked-figure]

"A likely story!

"I'm not being sarcastic, that's a likely story, because yeah, you having committed the murder would be too easy and kind of an unsatisfying answer. But if you were very close to him when he died, and you know about the hostile spell, perhaps there's something you could tell us about it. Could you sense what kind of spell it was, or what direction it was coming from?"

[thedarksorcerer]

“I can’t be sure… but it definitely came from that corner of the room.”

He gestures towards the snack table.

@sorcerer-acolyte @ignisuadaroleplay @serious-tabaxi @kajeet-da-traveling-merchant @the-mighty-dalob

[sorcerer-acolyte]

“Oh I see somthing”

*wither that be a hint or a magical snack is up to you*

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

@green-cloaked-figure @the-mighty-dalob @serious-tabaxi @kajeet-da-traveling-merchant @ignisuadaroleplay

The lights flicker! A shout of surprise followed by a sudden heat.

@sorcerer-acolyte is dead. Where he stood is now a much more convincing pile of ash and an unharmed wooden mask

Curiously, the pile of chalk has been replaced by a similar pile of ash.

*muttering under breath* “Just go with it”

[serious-tabaxi]

*R?? was at the snack table making the snacks look fancier.*

R??: sudden flash of sulfur... interesting medium for a disintegration

S??: real polite!

R??: sorry didn't mean to pin any blame on you....

[sorcerer-acolyte]

*you look as the sorcerer standing next to a pile of ash, slowly levitating and a heavy rain starts indoors*

*his eyes are growling a deep blue*

[serious-tabaxi]

*R?? tastes the rain...*

R??: hm. faint flowery taste... interesting.

[sorcerer-acolyte]

*you watch and feel the mana of a stormy sea, the mana of a cry ocean. The mana of a drowning sailor… you feel the rage of water deep and blue*

[serious-tabaxi]

R??: motion to evacuate to a higher floor? @sorcererest-sorcerer @kajeet-da-traveling-merchant @the-mighty-dalob

*??R returns from probably the bathrooms looking awkward until he sees the mess.* ??R: toilet's flooded.

[green-cloaked-figure]

[ @sorcerer-acolyte Bold of you to assume the green-cloaked figure has feet]

The green-cloaked figure speaks loudly to make themself heard over the growing storm, which they otherwise seem to be completely ignoring.

"So.. we know Dalob and the gentleman in the eyeless mask were near the refreshment table when the first murder occurred. Was there anyone else there at the time?"

As they speak, they slowly walk toward Tempest.

"Speaking of the gentleman with the eyeless mask, did I hear you say something about sulfur earlier? Was that... a clue? Would you care to expand on it?"

Their voice is becoming less deep than it was, or at least less consistently deep; apparently they were putting on a fake voice this whole time and are now becoming careless about it.

"And wait! I believe we're still missing one suspect!" They turn toward @ignisuadaroleplay. "Weren't you dancing with a young lady earlier? Did you see where she went?"

When they get near Tempest, the green-cloaked figure whispers aside to him, made somewhat less inconspicuous by their choice to put their hand beside their mouth (or at least the spot on their hood behind which their mouth presumably is) when they do so.

"You know this is all fake, right?"

[sorcerer-acolyte]

*the floating sorcerer snaps out of it and the cloud breaks*

“Hum? Right…. Can I uh… be zapped too?”

*he turns to @sorcererest-sorcerer as he descends*

“I want to spend time with my date”

*blushing a pink glow as he says the word date*

*the room is still flooded and you even see one or two fish flapping away on the floor*

[green-cloaked-figure]

"I mean, yeah, I'd kind of like to spend time with my date too, but at least the two of them are probably in the same place and hopefully getting along. Anyway, let's just get done solving this 'mystery' and they should be back.

"If it makes you feel better, I can check on them; I have a... okay, this is going to sound a little odd, but I have a mental connection to the Hero's costume. I didn't want to use it to cheat on the mystery, but I think it's okay if I just use it to check on them and see how they're doing, if it'll set your mind at ease."

( @sorcererest-sorcerer )

[sorcerer-acolyte]

“No thank you, I’ll just go to them”

*he opens up a whirlpool in the water and just hops in. The other side shows his date. Once through it drains the water in and closes.*

* @sorcererest-sorcerer *

[sorcererest-sorcerer]

@green-cloaked-figure @serious-tabaxi @the-mighty-dalob @kajeet-da-traveling-merchant @ignisuadaroleplay

“Ok! I think I’ve let this go too far.”

“My house is flooded and people are becoming emotionally hurt. I think it’s time to end this game.”

“If you would all like, you can call out your final guesses for the culprit to see who got it right. But as of now the game is over.”

[the-mighty-dalob]

Well this went quite sideways didn't it?

*I grab through a portal, pull out a piece of Pie and while grabbing it heat it up so it is nice and steamy*

So, any guesses anyone? I'm stumped to be honest.

@green-cloaked-figure @serious-tabaxi @kajeet-da-traveling-merchant @ignisuadaroleplay

[ignisuadaroleplay]

I have no clue what’s going on

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“I would like to apologize for that”

*a man in a mask appear next to a cart*

“Jerry accidentally sent out the invitation letters that @sorcerer-acolyte asked us to keep hold of, this event was meant to be held in a few weeks.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

*tricot awakes in a cold sweat… it has been a month since he seen Jerry… and… a month since they had been to the shop*

“Hu, Hu…. We need to go and buy something!”

Nnnnuhhh? Huh? Tricot- s’five in the mornin? What’s goin on?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*you hear his stomach rumble*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hm? Hungry? Sorry, saw ya didn’t each much last night-

*I sit up, rubbing my eyes*

Want breakfast? You don’t look so good

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“I want breakfast… at the shop!!!”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Mmnh? Sure, guess it has been a bit. Lemme get ready, okay? Gotta brush my fur down..

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*he cast a spell and four undead appear and quickly brushes you down, they also like a noble child’s attending, gets tricot up and dressed in fancy little suit.*

“We gooooooo!!”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hah, Hah ok bud

*I pet the top of their head*

Going all fancy, are we? Mind dressing your dad up, then?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Attendants”

*they turn on you… they have fancy hair maid of mycelium and skin of mushroom… this coats a skeleton… but there bodies which already have the extra coating of mushrooms have another in fancy clothes*

“We are nobles remember.”

*then he grins and snickers to himself and gets down off the… bed? And onto the floor.*

*you fell that devotee may be leading the charge on this new shift*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Right, right! Thanks, Devotee

(I put my arms out, allowing the servants to do what they will, my tail wagging slightly, proud of my son)

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*one goes and restrains it, as a beautiful ornate coat with two colors, one on the right, and the other on the left, each matching the color of that sides eye. It has coat tails that fork off and drape around your tail. That is realest after a metal crest with a hole at the end is placed at its end.*

“We did some research. That is a symbol of power amoung the noble animal fey (with tails) to denote head of a family/noble name.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Urgh, gonna be hard to wag it.. guess I gotta get used to that, eh kiddo?

*I pick up my bag, unsure if it’s “proper” to sling it over my shoulder as normal*

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Just try”

*its light even though its metal… it barely feels like it’s there… after it absorbs a bit of your fey energy it basically becomes just part of your body*

“Told you, it was MADE by species with tails. Of course it’s comfy… oh and most of them do have a caped end… expect the scorpions… can you guess why yours also have a hole at the end?”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Second tail for King form? Or- oouuh comfy.. dang, where did you learn this bud? You become a seamstress while I want looking?

*i chuckle*

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“No I just hired a good one”

*eight skeletal hands appear behind him holding a needle and thread… you get the feeling they may not be the most average of tailors*

“And you’re correct, your king form has that merged tail that has the retractable stinger.”

“NOW LETS GO EAT!”

(Just assume there talking in different colors and at appropriate times)

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Very well!

(Still holding my bag awkwardly, I walk towards the door right beside you, then open it to head to the shop)

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*you open it to find a lovely dinner that serves pancakes and waffles and all the breakfast goodies*

“Welcome to Jerry’s dinner, what can I get you”

*a nice… very familiar man in a waiter outfit with one of those funny paper hats stand in front of you*

*you appear to have been transported to a table in between opening the door and stepping through. Tricot is there looking at a menu in a booster seat*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Eh- oh! Jerry, hey!!

*I wave the “server” over, a bit confused, but happy to see what I think is Jerry*

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*jerry waves back in human form from behind a counter, and _____ waits for a order*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Oh- ah!

Hmm- sorry hold on

(I take a look at the menu)

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*any breakfast item you can imagine*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

*tricot awakes in a cold sweat… it has been a month since he seen Jerry… and… a month since they had been to the shop*

“Hu, Hu…. We need to go and buy something!”

Nnnnuhhh? Huh? Tricot- s’five in the mornin? What’s goin on?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*you hear his stomach rumble*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hm? Hungry? Sorry, saw ya didn’t each much last night-

*I sit up, rubbing my eyes*

Want breakfast? You don’t look so good

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“I want breakfast… at the shop!!!”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Mmnh? Sure, guess it has been a bit. Lemme get ready, okay? Gotta brush my fur down..

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*he cast a spell and four undead appear and quickly brushes you down, they also like a noble child’s attending, gets tricot up and dressed in fancy little suit.*

“We gooooooo!!”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hah, Hah ok bud

*I pet the top of their head*

Going all fancy, are we? Mind dressing your dad up, then?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Attendants”

*they turn on you… they have fancy hair maid of mycelium and skin of mushroom… this coats a skeleton… but there bodies which already have the extra coating of mushrooms have another in fancy clothes*

“We are nobles remember.”

*then he grins and snickers to himself and gets down off the… bed? And onto the floor.*

*you fell that devotee may be leading the charge on this new shift*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Right, right! Thanks, Devotee

(I put my arms out, allowing the servants to do what they will, my tail wagging slightly, proud of my son)

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*one goes and restrains it, as a beautiful ornate coat with two colors, one on the right, and the other on the left, each matching the color of that sides eye. It has coat tails that fork off and drape around your tail. That is realest after a metal crest with a hole at the end is placed at its end.*

“We did some research. That is a symbol of power amoung the noble animal fey (with tails) to denote head of a family/noble name.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Urgh, gonna be hard to wag it.. guess I gotta get used to that, eh kiddo?

*I pick up my bag, unsure if it’s “proper” to sling it over my shoulder as normal*

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Just try”

*its light even though its metal… it barely feels like it’s there… after it absorbs a bit of your fey energy it basically becomes just part of your body*

“Told you, it was MADE by species with tails. Of course it’s comfy… oh and most of them do have a caped end… expect the scorpions… can you guess why yours also have a hole at the end?”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Second tail for King form? Or- oouuh comfy.. dang, where did you learn this bud? You become a seamstress while I want looking?

*i chuckle*

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“No I just hired a good one”

*eight skeletal hands appear behind him holding a needle and thread… you get the feeling they may not be the most average of tailors*

“And you’re correct, your king form has that merged tail that has the retractable stinger.”

“NOW LETS GO EAT!”

(Just assume there talking in different colors and at appropriate times)

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Very well!

(Still holding my bag awkwardly, I walk towards the door right beside you, then open it to head to the shop)

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*you open it to find a lovely dinner that serves pancakes and waffles and all the breakfast goodies*

“Welcome to Jerry’s dinner, what can I get you”

*a nice… very familiar man in a waiter outfit with one of those funny paper hats stand in front of you*

*you appear to have been transported to a table in between opening the door and stepping through. Tricot is there looking at a menu in a booster seat*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Eh- oh! Jerry, hey!!

*I wave the “server” over, a bit confused, but happy to see what I think is Jerry*

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*jerry waves back in human form from behind a counter, and _____ waits for a order*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

*tricot awakes in a cold sweat… it has been a month since he seen Jerry… and… a month since they had been to the shop*

“Hu, Hu…. We need to go and buy something!”

Nnnnuhhh? Huh? Tricot- s’five in the mornin? What’s goin on?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*you hear his stomach rumble*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hm? Hungry? Sorry, saw ya didn’t each much last night-

*I sit up, rubbing my eyes*

Want breakfast? You don’t look so good

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“I want breakfast… at the shop!!!”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Mmnh? Sure, guess it has been a bit. Lemme get ready, okay? Gotta brush my fur down..

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*he cast a spell and four undead appear and quickly brushes you down, they also like a noble child’s attending, gets tricot up and dressed in fancy little suit.*

“We gooooooo!!”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hah, Hah ok bud

*I pet the top of their head*

Going all fancy, are we? Mind dressing your dad up, then?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Attendants”

*they turn on you… they have fancy hair maid of mycelium and skin of mushroom… this coats a skeleton… but there bodies which already have the extra coating of mushrooms have another in fancy clothes*

“We are nobles remember.”

*then he grins and snickers to himself and gets down off the… bed? And onto the floor.*

*you fell that devotee may be leading the charge on this new shift*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Right, right! Thanks, Devotee

(I put my arms out, allowing the servants to do what they will, my tail wagging slightly, proud of my son)

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*one goes and restrains it, as a beautiful ornate coat with two colors, one on the right, and the other on the left, each matching the color of that sides eye. It has coat tails that fork off and drape around your tail. That is realest after a metal crest with a hole at the end is placed at its end.*

“We did some research. That is a symbol of power amoung the noble animal fey (with tails) to denote head of a family/noble name.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Urgh, gonna be hard to wag it.. guess I gotta get used to that, eh kiddo?

*I pick up my bag, unsure if it’s “proper” to sling it over my shoulder as normal*

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Just try”

*its light even though its metal… it barely feels like it’s there… after it absorbs a bit of your fey energy it basically becomes just part of your body*

“Told you, it was MADE by species with tails. Of course it’s comfy… oh and most of them do have a caped end… expect the scorpions… can you guess why yours also have a hole at the end?”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Second tail for King form? Or- oouuh comfy.. dang, where did you learn this bud? You become a seamstress while I want looking?

*i chuckle*

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“No I just hired a good one”

*eight skeletal hands appear behind him holding a needle and thread… you get the feeling they may not be the most average of tailors*

“And you’re correct, your king form has that merged tail that has the retractable stinger.”

“NOW LETS GO EAT!”

(Just assume there talking in different colors and at appropriate times)

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Very well!

(Still holding my bag awkwardly, I walk towards the door right beside you, then open it to head to the shop)

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*you open it to find a lovely dinner that serves pancakes and waffles and all the breakfast goodies*

“Welcome to Jerry’s dinner, what can I get you”

*a nice… very familiar man in a waiter outfit with one of those funny paper hats stand in front of you*

*you appear to have been transported to a table in between opening the door and stepping through. Tricot is there looking at a menu in a booster seat*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

*tricot awakes in a cold sweat… it has been a month since he seen Jerry… and… a month since they had been to the shop*

“Hu, Hu…. We need to go and buy something!”

Nnnnuhhh? Huh? Tricot- s’five in the mornin? What’s goin on?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*you hear his stomach rumble*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hm? Hungry? Sorry, saw ya didn’t each much last night-

*I sit up, rubbing my eyes*

Want breakfast? You don’t look so good

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“I want breakfast… at the shop!!!”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Mmnh? Sure, guess it has been a bit. Lemme get ready, okay? Gotta brush my fur down..

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*he cast a spell and four undead appear and quickly brushes you down, they also like a noble child’s attending, gets tricot up and dressed in fancy little suit.*

“We gooooooo!!”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hah, Hah ok bud

*I pet the top of their head*

Going all fancy, are we? Mind dressing your dad up, then?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Attendants”

*they turn on you… they have fancy hair maid of mycelium and skin of mushroom… this coats a skeleton… but there bodies which already have the extra coating of mushrooms have another in fancy clothes*

“We are nobles remember.”

*then he grins and snickers to himself and gets down off the… bed? And onto the floor.*

*you fell that devotee may be leading the charge on this new shift*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Right, right! Thanks, Devotee

(I put my arms out, allowing the servants to do what they will, my tail wagging slightly, proud of my son)

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*one goes and restrains it, as a beautiful ornate coat with two colors, one on the right, and the other on the left, each matching the color of that sides eye. It has coat tails that fork off and drape around your tail. That is realest after a metal crest with a hole at the end is placed at its end.*

“We did some research. That is a symbol of power amoung the noble animal fey (with tails) to denote head of a family/noble name.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Urgh, gonna be hard to wag it.. guess I gotta get used to that, eh kiddo?

*I pick up my bag, unsure if it’s “proper” to sling it over my shoulder as normal*

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Just try”

*its light even though its metal… it barely feels like it’s there… after it absorbs a bit of your fey energy it basically becomes just part of your body*

“Told you, it was MADE by species with tails. Of course it’s comfy… oh and most of them do have a caped end… expect the scorpions… can you guess why yours also have a hole at the end?”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Second tail for King form? Or- oouuh comfy.. dang, where did you learn this bud? You become a seamstress while I want looking?

*i chuckle*

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“No I just hired a good one”

*eight skeletal hands appear behind him holding a needle and thread… you get the feeling they may not be the most average of tailors*

“And you’re correct, your king form has that merged tail that has the retractable stinger.”

“NOW LETS GO EAT!”

(Just assume there talking in different colors and at appropriate times)

[ignisuadaroleplay]

*tricot awakes in a cold sweat… it has been a month since he seen Jerry… and… a month since they had been to the shop*

“Hu, Hu…. We need to go and buy something!”

Nnnnuhhh? Huh? Tricot- s’five in the mornin? What’s goin on?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*you hear his stomach rumble*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hm? Hungry? Sorry, saw ya didn’t each much last night-

*I sit up, rubbing my eyes*

Want breakfast? You don’t look so good

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“I want breakfast… at the shop!!!”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Mmnh? Sure, guess it has been a bit. Lemme get ready, okay? Gotta brush my fur down..

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*he cast a spell and four undead appear and quickly brushes you down, they also like a noble child’s attending, gets tricot up and dressed in fancy little suit.*

“We gooooooo!!”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hah, Hah ok bud

*I pet the top of their head*

Going all fancy, are we? Mind dressing your dad up, then?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Attendants”

*they turn on you… they have fancy hair maid of mycelium and skin of mushroom… this coats a skeleton… but there bodies which already have the extra coating of mushrooms have another in fancy clothes*

“We are nobles remember.”

*then he grins and snickers to himself and gets down off the… bed? And onto the floor.*

*you fell that devotee may be leading the charge on this new shift*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Right, right! Thanks, Devotee

(I put my arms out, allowing the servants to do what they will, my tail wagging slightly, proud of my son)

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*one goes and restrains it, as a beautiful ornate coat with two colors, one on the right, and the other on the left, each matching the color of that sides eye. It has coat tails that fork off and drape around your tail. That is realest after a metal crest with a hole at the end is placed at its end.*

“We did some research. That is a symbol of power amoung the noble animal fey (with tails) to denote head of a family/noble name.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Urgh, gonna be hard to wag it.. guess I gotta get used to that, eh kiddo?

*I pick up my bag, unsure if it’s “proper” to sling it over my shoulder as normal*

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Just try”

*its light even though its metal… it barely feels like it’s there… after it absorbs a bit of your fey energy it basically becomes just part of your body*

“Told you, it was MADE by species with tails. Of course it’s comfy… oh and most of them do have a caped end… expect the scorpions… can you guess why yours also have a hole at the end?”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

*tricot awakes in a cold sweat… it has been a month since he seen Jerry… and… a month since they had been to the shop*

“Hu, Hu…. We need to go and buy something!”

Nnnnuhhh? Huh? Tricot- s’five in the mornin? What’s goin on?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*you hear his stomach rumble*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hm? Hungry? Sorry, saw ya didn’t each much last night-

*I sit up, rubbing my eyes*

Want breakfast? You don’t look so good

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“I want breakfast… at the shop!!!”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Mmnh? Sure, guess it has been a bit. Lemme get ready, okay? Gotta brush my fur down..

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*he cast a spell and four undead appear and quickly brushes you down, they also like a noble child’s attending, gets tricot up and dressed in fancy little suit.*

“We gooooooo!!”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hah, Hah ok bud

*I pet the top of their head*

Going all fancy, are we? Mind dressing your dad up, then?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Attendants”

*they turn on you… they have fancy hair maid of mycelium and skin of mushroom… this coats a skeleton… but there bodies which already have the extra coating of mushrooms have another in fancy clothes*

“We are nobles remember.”

*then he grins and snickers to himself and gets down off the… bed? And onto the floor.*

*you fell that devotee may be leading the charge on this new shift*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Right, right! Thanks, Devotee

(I put my arms out, allowing the servants to do what they will, my tail wagging slightly, proud of my son)

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*one goes and restrains it, as a beautiful ornate coat with two colors, one on the right, and the other on the left, each matching the color of that sides eye. It has coat tails that fork off and drape around your tail. That is realest after a metal crest with a hole at the end is placed at its end.*

“We did some research. That is a symbol of power amoung the noble animal fey (with tails) to denote head of a family/noble name.”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

*tricot awakes in a cold sweat… it has been a month since he seen Jerry… and… a month since they had been to the shop*

“Hu, Hu…. We need to go and buy something!”

Nnnnuhhh? Huh? Tricot- s’five in the mornin? What’s goin on?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*you hear his stomach rumble*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hm? Hungry? Sorry, saw ya didn’t each much last night-

*I sit up, rubbing my eyes*

Want breakfast? You don’t look so good

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“I want breakfast… at the shop!!!”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Mmnh? Sure, guess it has been a bit. Lemme get ready, okay? Gotta brush my fur down..

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*he cast a spell and four undead appear and quickly brushes you down, they also like a noble child’s attending, gets tricot up and dressed in fancy little suit.*

“We gooooooo!!”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hah, Hah ok bud

*I pet the top of their head*

Going all fancy, are we? Mind dressing your dad up, then?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“Attendants”

*they turn on you… they have fancy hair maid of mycelium and skin of mushroom… this coats a skeleton… but there bodies which already have the extra coating of mushrooms have another in fancy clothes*

“We are nobles remember.”

*then he grins and snickers to himself and gets down off the… bed? And onto the floor.*

*you fell that devotee may be leading the charge on this new shift*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

*tricot awakes in a cold sweat… it has been a month since he seen Jerry… and… a month since they had been to the shop*

“Hu, Hu…. We need to go and buy something!”

Nnnnuhhh? Huh? Tricot- s’five in the mornin? What’s goin on?

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*you hear his stomach rumble*

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Hm? Hungry? Sorry, saw ya didn’t each much last night-

*I sit up, rubbing my eyes*

Want breakfast? You don’t look so good

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

“I want breakfast… at the shop!!!”

[ignisuadaroleplay]

Mmnh? Sure, guess it has been a bit. Lemme get ready, okay? Gotta brush my fur down..

[merchant-wizard-and-jerry]

*he cast a spell and four undead appear and quickly brushes you down, they also like a noble child’s attending, gets tricot up and dressed in fancy little suit.*

“We gooooooo!!”