#sorry basil

[mysteriouslypalecollective]

Happy birthday Basil 🎉

[hxroic-wxlls-fxrever]

@boomymania said: basil vc: cafe are you horny

" ...I don't wanna hear that from the foot and pit sniffer... "

CAFE-

[yumiiyummech]

happy national girlfriends day?

for the girlies today!

[ifyouseekay468]

Lord Henry: what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever done?

Dorian: Basil, obviously

Basil: IM RIGHT HERE

Dorian: and what about it?

[simcophogi]

Basil: Bean..i was thinkin

Bean: oh no

Basil: stfu

Basil: I’m gonna ask out Billy

Bean: duDE

Basil: is this a bad idea

Bean: no!! Do it! i’ve been waiting so long for you guys to do something. I’m surprised he hasn’t asked you out yet, to be honest. I’ll owe mom money but i can live with it.

Basil: wut :T

[doriangraysuggests]

If your friend refuses to understand that he’s in the friendzone, remind him nicely with a knife.

[doriangraysuggests]

Bed wed behead with Basil, Henry and Alan

Wed: Henry because I know that he hates the concept of marriage and his annoyance will please me.

Bed: Alan because he’s a complete fool but he’s a handsome fool. Also I can use this to blackmail him in the future.

Behead: Basil because this is the last option left and I guess anon is a bit sadistic. #beentheredonethat

[77morbillionfireflies]

Basils not a molestation victim I think but when I get disturbed enough by my own sexual abuse trauma I always project it onto him to make myself feel better so really it's like he got molested in spirit #love