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shifgrethors

dream blunt rotation: mary shelley, ursula k le guin, k.a applegate

shifgrethors

topics of discussion

bodily autonomy

war

men (general)

men (specific)

feminism and contemporary politics

lord byron

fluffei-exe

Round and round at the carousel they go-

Here's the tiktok link if you wanna support me over there <3

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8GEKpwc/

yeateav

when will he return

nociceptrix

How goated it is to be anything at all

threedollarsdotcom

> open up wallet

> full of blood

luckyladylily

So the thing is boobs really do be jiggling. If having breasts has taught me anything it is that the ladies frolic. I don't even have that large of boobs but every time I go down some stairs all I can think about is that stupid quote about boobing breastily down the stairs or whatever it is because God Damn.

But anime and video game boob jiggling is like. The most uncanny valley shit I've ever seen nine times out of ten. You would think people this horny about tits would have actually looked at some but I guess not.

What we really need is some pervert to compile the ultimate visual guide to boob bouncing physics that's just like 500 hours of meticulously organized videos of breasts of different size and shape and under different fabrics bouncing around from a wide variety of physical movements so horny game devs can finally get it right and I don't have to be creeped out by women who appear to have surgically implanted softballs in their chest under skin made of rubber bands.

official-boob-posts

official boob post

spencerthespacer-deactivated202

fox-in-the-wheat-deactivated202

THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION

ywg

This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.

randomslasher

My roommate heard it going and went “OH MY GOD is it EVER going to resolve?” then the payoff hit and she busted up laughing

goldensunset

if you or a loved one have ever tried looking up discussion of a female fictional character online only to see terms like ‘waifu’ and ‘best girl’ used you may be entitled to financial compensation

rugretti

Transcript under the cut

feelinpuckish

“I had a dream. … I was happy.”

based on rhubarb & fennel by @hotghostmentality!! me doing fanart for this is wayyyy overdue im sorry ive been keeping up w this fic and i love it to PIECES.

zinniapetals

I think about how Mori tried to keep Dazai alive throughout the early PM days and probably had strict orders to everyone else to watch dazai;

Let him drive? One subordinate thought Dazai was telling the truth that he knew how and he drove them both off a bridge -> Dazai now needs to be watched carefully around vehicles

Let him cook? He slipped in rat poison to his own soup and only by sheer luck did someone find him -> Dazai now has a personal chef that makes meals and Mori has to watch him eat

Let him stay late at the office? Dazai only used finishing up reports as an excuse and tried to hang himself -> Dazai’s office door no longer has a lock and someone needs to check on him every 15 minutes

Mori is tired of people reporting all these new ways of Dazai trying to die and honestly, he’s thankful that Dazai seems to have found two new people to spend his time with bc Keep Dazai Alive Duties ™ are too much for one man alone

frootjak

I love any age swap terumob dynamic

personally I use ageswap au as an opportunity to make everyone a little bit meaner

mizuthe-cat

I wish I had this hat

kubb-is-a-swedish-lawn-game

the trolley problem except the guy tied to one set of tracks is your friend and someone you trust and one of the few people in the world that you genuinely like and he's begging for his life and he's saying that you're murdering him and he's screaming and clawing and running like a wild animal. on the other set of tracks is every living thing on the planet. its a no brainer, obviously. but he will still scream. this happened to my good friend eva stratt