#sorry peta

[i-have-one-braincell]

One day male Ava brings back a live pigeon and hands to Peter who just stares back completely defeated, long used to Ava's weird tendencies.

"Why" He asks, but it sounds more like a beg, holding the rather calm bird.

Ava just walks away.

OMGGG the idea of Ava, no matter what gender, giving Peter and/or the team gifts as cats would is just sooo pure??💀💀😭😭😭

Just giving or leaving random things in their rooms and they just confused of where the objects came from💀💀💀

[autismburrito]

I would eat a T-Rex given the opportunity

[electronicsquid]

Fur fashions

(Gordon Parks. 1952)

[barking--bad-blog]

[ OPEN ]

Getting the patrons out of the bar was easy enough. If dogs loved anything, it was being outside. Make those mostly-human dogs, make sure the place has a shitload of booze and throw in a BBQ, and it was the simplest thing in the whole world. It was a regular affair for parties at Lou Pine's to go off-base, and usually that meant that whatever activities were going to happen were basically guaranteed to include potential property damage. That made it even more appealing for most to attend.

"So!" Brava screamed out over the crowd. She stood in the middle of the fenced-in field, and addressed her patrons. "I kinda sorta ordered a mechanical bull?" She gestured toward the giant box off to her side that looked like a prop from Jurassic Park. "But me and the guy kinda disagreed on the definition of the word 'mechanical'." Hands up, air quotes enabled. "See, to me that means it plugs in, takes coins, what the fuck ever. But he says.."

There was a grunt and a huff of a noise from the box and the sound of hooves stomping. 

"That I kinda sorta never actually said the word 'mechanical.' Who knows? We're not here to talk about the past! Let's talk about the present! Keeping bulls is fucking expensive!" Probably. Maybe. She didn't google it but it sounded expensive. "So the majestic matador that manages to fell the great beast is gonna drink for free!"

She lifted her hands, offering up an array of long, thin blades. Red capes draped over her arms for the taking. "So who wants to live forever?!" Let it never be said that there was ever a dull party when Brava was involved.

[strawberrykiwilife]

Sister: I was thinking about ordering live lobsters for my birthday when you guys are here. What do you think?

Me: Do it! I'll help you cook them!

S: I haven't done it before and Brother said that it would make him uncomfortable, but he would leave while we do it. I don't want to make anyone uneasy...

Me: Its your birthday! He can just work on his startup in your bedroom for half an hour while we cook them. Then it'll be over.

S: I guess so...

Me: I once watched a [live] shrimp jump out of Brother's mini hot pot in Taiwan... then ate it because he no longer had the appetite for shrimp.

Me: When it comes to eating, there's a reason the animal kingdom was designed the way it was -- for humans to eat certain animals. I guess I'm kind of soulless in that way.

S: I like animals...

S: ... in my belly.

[bombayunicycleclub]

There's a pure white moth in my room that's huge and I usually don't mind moths but this wee dick keeps flying down and attacking me WAH

[ohlinbaby]

Wisdom tooth extraction

Yesterday I got my wisdom teeth removed and I have been in so much pain since. Normally I consume a lot of food and protein (from the meat) but I'm starving right now because I can't eat shit. I can only drink protein shakes and eat yogurt. Which still hurts...and my stomach won't shut up. It wants Mexican food...

[teachmehowtosorna]

Am I going to hell?