#sorry pfft

[relaxxattack]

sometimes i think “i Love gay people!” then i see jackie and ran and think “smh i Hate gay people”

tasmin

[yi-dashi]

The Bladesman does a big stretch, and systematically pops every joint in his fingers as they linger over his head.

Just another day for Yi.

[kiranatrix]

Fem!Beyond headcanons~

• If maleB was bad femB would be 10x worse. She’d be all nice and cute to your face and fuck you up so bad when your back was turned.

• She headlines a screamo all-girl band and tags at night with L’s logo except it’s dicks. All her lyrics are about kicking the shit out of L or making L look like a fool

• She makes up elaborate stories on social media about how she banged L and his peepee is really small and how he tried to get her involved in candle pyramid schemes

FemB: L totally believes natural oils can cure cancer

FemB: don’t buy his homeopathic water ok

FemB: L vapes but it’s like the shitty drugstore juice

FemB: he drinks bongwater

FemB: I once saw him pull an old skittle out of his belly button and eat it (actually true)

• She dressed up as Watari and flashed INTERPOL then ran off, and Watari had to explain later that wasn’t really him.

• Skilled with shuriken but just as likely to drop it on her foot. Wears steel-toed boots as a result and is missing one (1) toe

• Super kawaii handwriting clashes with the foul content of most of her writing

• She legit steals his helicopter off the HQ roof after scaling the building with those suction cups and lands it at Disney Tokyo covered in graffiti

• Dedicated cosplayer and can become nearly any character with clever makeup and outfits she makes herself. Still loves magical girl manga but makes everybody a goth magical girl in her cosplay

• Tries unsuccessfully to get a job with L, wearing different disguises

FemB: *rings doorbell of his HQ* hi I’m your new gardener

She’s dressed as Edward Scissorhands and proceeds to butcher all the plants outside when they won’t let her in

• Makes YouTube rants about canceling L

FemB: L is very problematic and only hires ONE woman out of a huge team of men. I tried to get a job but he refused 😪

• All this really starts impacting L’s reputation since she’s a popular makeup Youtuber with a huge following

• no fake case for her, she’s just going to be a god tier troll until L had no choice but to pay attention

[lilachobbit]

woah I'm on so many people's Snapchat stories

[moonystoes]

okay....guys turns out it will be MUCH more than just a small opinion, i think i might post it like an article lol. so just wait a couple of days or maybe hours depending on my ADHD brain.

[hispanicin]

To the person who liked my post:

thanks

[benvoliio]

a a aaa so the first day of that art program I got accepted into was today and it was rlly fun !!! the first unit we’re doing is life drawing so we had a nude model in which was surprisingly only awkward for about two minutes and then everybody was just drawing and it was great :DDDD the other five kids are pretty chill and everyone seems nice and the teacher is super funny and passionate about art it’s so great c: !! And we got a sketchbook and a big box of nice paints and pencils and brushes that are oURS TO KEEP??? wowww?!!! So later on we’re gonna do painting and sculpting and a whole bunch of other stuff and I’m just gonna love this thing so much it’s two hours on wednesdays and three on saturdays of just aRT and it’s the best thing I love I love I love I want to do this forever :‘000 I’ll drAW ALL THE THINGS I’m so hAPPY

[h00f]

riP