Scriddlyumptious

🇵🇷 Guinea pig fanatic. aromantic Lesbian. he/she/it 💥💥 pfp by appleflavoredkitkats

[hispanicin]

Fern: in regards to their story

x // x // x // x // Vundabar, Alien Blues // richard siken, portrait of fryderyk in shifting light // x // x // x // Hozier, It Will Come Back// x // x // x // x // Cosmo Sheldrake, The Moss // dostoevsky, crime and punishment // x // x

[tyedavaughn]

@shesasolarbeing

[computervsworld]

*gives you a potion. you open the bottle and an intoxicating pink cloud in the shape of a heart comes out* what the fuck. this is a potion of minor mana restoration it's not supposed to do that

[crabussy]

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

[crabussy]

artist's impression

[crabussy]

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

[crabussy]

forgot what website I'm on apparently. peace and love on pervert planet

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

[babizzxx]

[funstyle]

i wanna smoke with cookie monster so bad.... greening out and he hits u with the "imagine....imagine what me do if moon was cookie.... just imagine" i would lose my freaking mindddd

[funstyle]

He would be looking out the window "you know what moon remind me of..... cookie" and i would be like DUDEEE.. WE SHOULD MAKE COOKIES and he would probably feel so loved

[distantvoices]

Doechii by Brianna Capozzi for Victoria’s Secret

[wolfythewitch]

all all all

[yellow-cat]

you cut me in line at the grocery store and next time you see me im wearing the collar your dead childhood dog used to wear

[yellow-cat]

this is the highest honor ive ever received

[foodandfriends]

1 beer in and i start telling people to surrender

[onekisstotakewithme]

having online friends who are busy is just like. I LOVE YOU. I miss you. YOU GOT THIS. I'm giving you space to work. I LOVE YOU.

[onekisstotakewithme]

reminder to everyone i haven't talked to lately: I love you. we'll be fine. I LOVE YOU. I am waiting for you. I hope you are well. I love you.

[frailgun]

an unsung favorite of mine

[thesadtadpole]

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

[dunmertitty]

[sharrrrknight]

Yknow the lil fanfic trope where a character, usually non-human, purrs like a cat. In this case it would obviously be Rocky but what if it was Grace instead hear me out-

[bitchautism]

hate when I rb a post that i think is just good but it turns out it's vaguing like fifteen other posts and now it looks like I've take a Stance even though I just woke up and haven't even been born yet truly

[anarch0possum]

if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history